Posts by StefanThinks@beige.party
(DIR) Post #AvSqKkjHUthS18Fvyi by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-06-23T22:31:18Z
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How did I become an entomologist? It's a funny story, actually. I wanted to go to school to become a museum curator, but when I wrote down what I wanted to major in, I accidentally put “fire ants” instead of “fine arts.”
(DIR) Post #AvTZ8aiTOajFQOS9gG by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-06-25T03:05:33Z
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🎶 don't call it a comeback, Mamdani said knock you out… 🎶
(DIR) Post #AvxvqeM2kBfOwsWrZI by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-07-09T18:41:38Z
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Superman wasn't born in the US, neither of his biological parents were US citizens, he didn't enter into the US via a legal immigration process. He is literally an alien. Yeah, he is an immigrant.
(DIR) Post #AxKL5OLRprini0w3CS by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-08-19T07:42:00Z
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if you can't handle me at my most apathetic, then fine, whatever
(DIR) Post #AxdqhKwZiaJYkN75tY by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-08-28T15:01:08Z
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Transgender rights are human rights. Women’s rights are human rights.Immigrants' rights are human rights.Disability rights are human rights.Workers' rights are human rights.Human rights are human rights. Human rights are non-negotiable.
(DIR) Post #AxeXqWLYzH0SkRQXce by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-08-29T04:21:11Z
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Ummm. No, I did not lie on my resume. I am a theoretical physicist because if I had pursued a degree in physics, I would be a physicist IN THEORY. Touche, case closed, apology accepted.
(DIR) Post #AxyHe7l4rtQguMcucy by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-09-07T18:18:38Z
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My toddler just ran into the room yelling “Nipples, nipples, nipples, farts, pee pee, poo poo!”Kids, they really are the future.
(DIR) Post #AyXd0Rzw99gjGb8taS by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-09-24T19:41:36Z
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Apropos of nothing, remember when Trump accused the FBI of planting evidence in his investigation?On another unrelated topic, have you ever noticed how he often does the things he accuses others of doing? Even justifying the behavior as fair play?Just 2 random observations, completed unrelated.
(DIR) Post #AyXhoJYsBfOzOgW3P6 by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-09-24T19:53:34Z
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Sorry, when you asked if I wanted to go down the rabbithole, I thought you meant like an actual hole in the ground in the woods with rabbits, not watching these easily debunked youtube videos in your attic.
(DIR) Post #Ayx0wCznEpNdQnaFBg by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-10-06T21:48:01Z
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Sometimes I’ll see some big account post something 95% similar to something I posted in the past and theirs goes viral while mine got 20 likes. So yeah, I know what Trent Reznor must have felt like when Johnny Cash covered Hurt.
(DIR) Post #AzXeN3Rzj3tbY77kdU by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-10-24T17:57:49Z
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@voltrina @nico well chatgpt is stupid then
(DIR) Post #AzaMombejKKTiQaxFo by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-10-23T23:42:47Z
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Scrum is short for The Scrotum Ultimatum
(DIR) Post #B0rSHGDOG1BonUFFAG by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-12-03T05:06:22Z
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going to start a wilderness survival youtube channel just so i can go to remote locations and sleep in a tent for 48 hours straight
(DIR) Post #B1ERombHEuUbTZuuGm by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-12-14T03:31:06Z
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what are we even doing here? the human brain was not designed to have to memorize this many unique passwords.
(DIR) Post #B1EfMJM5mD8i1a8Fai by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-12-13T22:16:40Z
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hey, sign up for the new app i just deployed that lets you store all your financial data, passwords, and your deepest darkest secrets all in one place! it’s my first app, i’ve never coded before in my life but thanks to vibe coding, i was able to ship it in a day!ignore the security warning. if you have issues, i’ll send a script to disable the antivirus and firewall. don’t worry about the app, it’s safe, the bots that wrote it confirmed 'this app is fire, bro.’
(DIR) Post #B1VtPkDZKOidifkZs0 by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-12-22T16:40:22Z
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my work laptop: hey, guess what! me: ugh, it’s software updates again, isn’t it?my work laptop: HELL YEAH! IT’S SOFTWARE UPDATE TIME!!!
(DIR) Post #B1Y1mL3yCtReJTStns by StefanThinks@beige.party
2025-12-23T16:28:27Z
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the avatar series asks the questions like ‘okay, this script about a white savior fixing things for native americans is a pretty racist trope, but what if an alien civilization was used as an obvious and forced metaphorical stand-in for native americans?’
(DIR) Post #B2Cof0fUytbcA9rnu4 by StefanThinks@beige.party
2026-01-10T02:50:26Z
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by age 35, you should have:• inherited a vast fortune from a long lost uncle • found a duffel bag filled with cash • traded a cow for magic beans • robbed a bank • liberated a djinn from a mystical oil lamp or you are going to be working until you die
(DIR) Post #B2WxrlXf2VpVUz6hDE by StefanThinks@beige.party
2026-01-21T21:43:09Z
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i feel like belts were a duct tape fix for an issue with pants that we were supposed to circle back to fix the root cause but never did
(DIR) Post #B2zODYUO0MDXwF38ts by StefanThinks@beige.party
2026-02-04T20:42:14Z
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if you drink raw milk you might get to see your whole life flash past your eyes