Posts by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
 (DIR) Post #APqFblhcjLpf2dhMXI by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-11-21T22:05:10.346013Z
       
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       Pls don't dox me thx
       
 (DIR) Post #APrZ3xzCkLZBXA2bmS by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-11-22T13:17:52.476766Z
       
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       "These are our deeply-held, immutable and essential principles that we will never compromise on, unless we are in any way inconvenienced, at which point we will abandon them immediately."
       
 (DIR) Post #APvSvklUCGEl7TAG1Y by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-11-24T10:27:59.740552Z
       
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       N
       
 (DIR) Post #APxRwWieC16UD0Ys1Q by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-11-25T09:26:22.713347Z
       
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       We are living in a simulation, and the computer running it has a cat walking on the keyboard.
       
 (DIR) Post #APyMqOWhR1teRvBoSO by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-11-25T20:03:57.005154Z
       
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       George Monbiot is like a British dollar store Ben Collins. He's really useful to the public discourse - whatever opinion he has, the opposite is guaranteed to be correct.
       
 (DIR) Post #APyNCIGLP7iJORyvVA by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-11-25T20:07:54.466225Z
       
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       I ain't saying he's a gold digger
       
 (DIR) Post #APyNbivHQ2tFJnFs6y by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-11-25T20:12:30.004105Z
       
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       To be fair, Loomer *is* worthless trash.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQ0oEXpPaZ1VKKbNmi by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-11-27T00:20:16.987724Z
       
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       Bit of a Freudian typo from the high-quality journos at the Beeb.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQOfiJJRsxpPCYoBOq by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-12-08T12:37:53.146093Z
       
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       RE RUZ KANGZ
       
 (DIR) Post #AQP8mva4Re9HiW8YlM by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-12-08T18:03:39.953843Z
       
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       I assume it's Attenbrough? I only watch his older series now, everything made in the last 5-10 years is just non-stop climate doom. Imagine being a little kid today and wanting to get into natural history, but every show is "see the majestic Lion on the Serengeti, IT'S GOING TO DIE IT'S ALL GOING TO DIE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT, DO SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING *RIGHT NOW* EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE 9, THAT'S NO EXCUSE PUT THE ICE CREAM DOWN AND FEEL BAD!!" It would put me right off being interested in nature altogether.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQbXTaXjGfiJibR5oO by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-12-14T17:36:47.112493Z
       
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       You'll catch your death of cold going out like that in this weather young lady.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQnkSrGTF4aCahrfea by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2022-12-20T14:58:54.253418Z
       
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       (Frank Drebin Voice)MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HEREhttps://youtube.com/shorts/p7aGc8HpejQ?feature=share
       
 (DIR) Post #ARJZWJ03hNtvP1lvG4 by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2023-01-04T23:27:01.888956Z
       
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       Lumpy.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARUyWml1MDODMEp5Cy by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2023-01-10T11:29:04.074417Z
       
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       "You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no mana, you have no spells. You are a LARPing muggle twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a muggle is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably muggle.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back."
       
 (DIR) Post #ARjYF1gwHIG7vcEKbg by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2023-01-17T12:15:12.006511Z
       
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       Look, this is how you play a cc class. Notice how one Mud Wizard has incapacitated several powerful melee mobs with a "summon mud" spell. Git gud, n00bs.https://twitter.com/i/status/1614450397359538176
       
 (DIR) Post #ARjYUqwS0sYnDo24Tw by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2023-01-17T12:18:03.576126Z
       
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       This is how you play a cc class, n00bz. People laugh at the Mud Wizard build but look how he has managed to incapacitate multiple powerful melee characters with a single "summon quagmire" spell. Git gud.
       
 (DIR) Post #ARtyRLLfYnRml0PlQW by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2023-01-22T12:55:52.028112Z
       
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       > Has GI Joe comics on the wall> Doesn't seem to realise he's paying for COBRA
       
 (DIR) Post #ASBQTHUcxyWdmZdTqy by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2023-01-30T23:00:02.937963Z
       
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       Damn, he's got the Lowtax arc down pat, I'll give him that. He's even starting to look like him. Lowtax went from "second wife flees with baby" to "blowing his brains out" in about 18 months. Let's see if he beats the Taxman's record!
       
 (DIR) Post #ASZnXvlvF3WlkChH5U by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2023-02-11T17:11:40.743565Z
       
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       https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ&ab_channel=leetag
       
 (DIR) Post #AT2anfsURHhRGMmeLg by Spunt@chudbuds.lol
       2023-02-25T14:35:29.054239Z
       
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