Posts by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #9yxejr6qLD11qo1jf6 by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-04-16T19:47:54Z
       
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       Fuuuuuuuuuck
       
 (DIR) Post #9yxojlnz3qKmwRnssi by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-04-22T05:09:12Z
       
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       Last couple of days I’ve only been on Masto late at night and that sucks because you bitches be in bed and I be up bored.
       
 (DIR) Post #9yxrxaZTvP3q17Ijnk by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-04-03T04:28:26Z
       
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       You know, I’m going to be old school and purchase porn DVDS instead of the usual online videos. You know, mix it up.
       
 (DIR) Post #9yyTmhug5HMvrOSCVE by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-03-30T09:20:17Z
       
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       Every time I hang around chickens I realize how savage they are and can’t deny they are descendants of dinosaurs.
       
 (DIR) Post #9yzVEvh4jgfjow4ZA8 by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-04-06T23:43:46Z
       
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       I want to convert to vodooism
       
 (DIR) Post #9yzVEwNGCqPrvloFuq by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-04-07T00:12:53Z
       
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       Voodoo is real. The French thought it was entertainment but it was working. That’s why they lost all their colonies.
       
 (DIR) Post #9yzqJCUGL3fa6FxPma by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-04-27T19:23:28Z
       
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       Opening champagne is an extreme sport
       
 (DIR) Post #9z0NK1gTHpyfN6fYrg by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-05-30T02:49:59Z
       
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       Can I get paid to create cool 404 pages ?
       
 (DIR) Post #9z0NK1pgjZLlpgyvEO by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-05-30T03:24:51Z
       
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       Now taking commissions for creative 404 pages. ... Tell your friends
       
 (DIR) Post #9z0ml7uqiqdxN9PiXg by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-04-25T20:44:27Z
       
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       green salsa > red salsa
       
 (DIR) Post #9z117ehQufVgmIm7cG by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-05-02T14:25:27Z
       
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       I’ve been trying to break the habit of using Google as a verb because... fuck Google.
       
 (DIR) Post #9z158miuxuRNloGPNA by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-06-24T22:41:58Z
       
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       You guys are great!
       
 (DIR) Post #9z1MSjevlZtRHLUuyO by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-04-02T07:23:38Z
       
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       Just going to continue to hit the boost button until my finger falls off
       
 (DIR) Post #9z1eqVebHu85y0pTMG by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-07-19T17:53:26Z
       
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       Striving for mediocrity at this point.
       
 (DIR) Post #9z1oqqLzKF5vhwvBZY by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-05-06T21:21:28Z
       
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       I don’t trust prosecutors
       
 (DIR) Post #9z2k8kBegcVlBLlSO8 by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-03-26T05:44:03Z
       
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       Just a friendly reminder that time isn't real
       
 (DIR) Post #9z3BnWuJf7LIdCKKMS by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-07-25T21:56:24Z
       
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       Top 5 #Political issues I care about most:Education Social SecurityThe environment Privacy / 4th Amendment legislation ‘The State of Black America’(not necessarily in this order)
       
 (DIR) Post #9z3TYtQDTC19I2PzHM by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-06-03T03:42:27Z
       
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       Tonight we are watching Pulp Fiction
       
 (DIR) Post #9z3TdzMEpOb59CzGwy by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-05-07T17:06:19Z
       
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       You are a part of the engine of the universe.
       
 (DIR) Post #9z3gm6DyTqLgAIJtFw by SpunkyAlpaca@mastodon.social
       2019-05-04T19:54:43Z
       
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       My cat has been munching on the same dead leaf for days.