Posts by Space_Burger_Steve@tabletop.social
 (DIR) Post #AS35tYvn6Nlx5pLunQ by Space_Burger_Steve@tabletop.social
       2023-01-26T22:31:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Because birds are LIGHTWEIGHT, BABEEEEE!!! HOOOOOO, YEEEEAAAAH BUDDIIIIIIIIEEE!!!https://youtu.be/m3yL2bjKdJg
       
 (DIR) Post #ASNai9ZX1ftk0l2Fiy by Space_Burger_Steve@tabletop.social
       2023-02-05T19:51:10Z
       
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       @stanford @lowqualityfacts Right? Who puts fancy junk like lox on a doughnut?
       
 (DIR) Post #ASzHcPEHW56Rq80gAi by Space_Burger_Steve@tabletop.social
       2023-02-24T00:16:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The fascinating thing is how little variation there is. The shadow of the Rocky Mountains from end to end only weighs about 5 oz more than the shadow of a gnat. Scientists theorize that shadow weight increases at a logarithmic scale inverse to the weight of its caster to keep the shadow pinned down. Mountains and skyscrapers are heavy enough to keep their shadows down almost entirely unaided, but a bug's shadow needs more weight to stay on the ground.
       
 (DIR) Post #AW9knyLAdh5h7Ia3RA by Space_Burger_Steve@tabletop.social
       2023-05-29T19:06:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I think people don't know this because it's from the unpublished sequel "3 Gentlemen 4 Verona." The actual line is:"If this should grow our fortune, or abate,the tally I give you is guesstimate."
       
 (DIR) Post #AXORQPZnxK8pHAvRo0 by Space_Burger_Steve@tabletop.social
       2023-07-05T19:01:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Never in my adult life have I needed to know about California Kick Ball or European Hand Ball, but no one complains about those. As a big slow kid who understood math, I was also angry that speed was graded in absolute terms, but strength was graded relative to weight. Hello gym teachers, ever heard of the square-cube law?! Down with gym class!
       
 (DIR) Post #AXn7eHDBMjdQr2l5G4 by Space_Burger_Steve@tabletop.social
       2023-07-17T16:48:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I'd suggest testing it with numbers rolled on a 10 sided die, but that would be mean.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYZU4MGZyDeHwc8mCu by Space_Burger_Steve@tabletop.social
       2023-08-10T00:45:59Z
       
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       @riot Easy, just use the bottom of your foot on the stud. No, not the guy in the cowboy hat!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ6hBkWAcMThwm58T2 by Space_Burger_Steve@tabletop.social
       2023-08-26T01:18:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Same with mashing the crosswalk button as a pedestrian.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZLW0JqjFH8lvURaNs by Space_Burger_Steve@tabletop.social
       2023-09-02T04:53:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It's also Spanish for "providing weapons to a pickle."