Posts by Smingleigh@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #AX1TdNpJ1Hb4pFjjRQ by Smingleigh@mastodon.social
       2023-06-24T14:52:35Z
       
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       Lady Smingleigh: I can't get Bolognese to take this pill.Me: Give it to me.Lady Smingleigh: I've tried everything.Me: *drops the pill on the floor and kicks it across the room* Oh no, oops, I dropped it. No, Bolognese, don't eat that, give it back. No, drop it, leave it alone, put it down... Okay, she ate the pill. Next challenge.#DogsOfMastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #AXGIi7kCXbuqKYTpZ2 by Smingleigh@mastodon.social
       2023-06-30T23:14:51Z
       
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       This creature is Maximum. He is the descendant of mighty hunters and predators and he is currently extremely agitated because it is Time for Cuddles, yet the cuddles are not forthcoming. #DogsOfMastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #AYxzb9USxPgVODuMFs by Smingleigh@mastodon.social
       2023-08-20T22:33:52Z
       
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       Bolognese is very concerned about a sharp rise in local crime, particularly the crimes "Ringing the Doorbell", "Loud Weather Happening", and "Being Her Brother Max" #DogsOfMastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ4FhTTyIwltLXTO7c by Smingleigh@mastodon.social
       2023-08-24T16:53:06Z
       
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       Maximum rests in his canine apartment after a long day of business business and work work. #DogsOfMastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #Aales555j3vffgvl3I by Smingleigh@mastodon.social
       2023-10-14T00:01:28Z
       
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       They want something, but they won't tell me what they want. #DogsOfMastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #B0V5dXZOYH5mTkCDUe by Smingleigh@mastodon.social
       2025-03-02T20:16:04Z
       
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       I'm sorry, you have used up all of your free double precision floating point calculations for today, but don't worry! You still have unlimited single precision calculations!For just $9.99000000000004 a month, you can subscribe to Calculator Plus, which allows unlimited double precision floating point calculations per month (subject to reasonable use).Business users should call to enquire about pricing for Calculator Pro, which uses decimal numbers.
       
 (DIR) Post #B1fGOKYVIiz3CxTbvM by Smingleigh@mastodon.social
       2025-12-26T16:50:47Z
       
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       I saw someone say "Giving 100% doesn't mean you have to sprint a marathon" and I think my firmware updated.