Posts by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
 (DIR) Post #AzBJBK0006Y2spTVQm by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-10-13T23:17:41.554812Z
       
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       I found the solution to global warming. If we just turned everyone into the Incredible Hulk we don’t need cars to travel and people can carry cargo vast distances at enormous weight. That will dramatically reduce carbon.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzUR72LkAYP4ciLu1A by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-10-23T04:46:04.521704Z
       
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       Grilled cheese hotdogs with beans. Culinary masterpiece.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzURc4xAXTXzfwexTE by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-10-23T04:51:41.657249Z
       
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       Did you know if you breathe enough carbon dioxide you can metabolize the carbon and use the dioxide. I think that’s how it works.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzUS8ZtH3Ci2tNKneS by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-10-23T04:57:34.131787Z
       
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       We should go back to a simpler time and keep trying to buy Greenland.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzWMWQr45NAQPTDEOm by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-10-24T03:04:01.444001Z
       
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       Isn’t it curious James Bond never got the clap or anything?
       
 (DIR) Post #AzWnLPFSPrGt0JaYqG by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-10-24T08:03:51.745204Z
       
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       30 years post D.A.R.E in school training all I got out of the program was the sniffing glue? Wasn’t as good as white out.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzZ4azmuvpJCD7B87s by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-10-25T10:27:18.734238Z
       
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       I fucking hate SAAS. Solidworks deleted all my files. Made this all in solid works then got deleted.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzgkDWZb2RsqFmJOs4 by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-10-29T03:16:05.279978Z
       
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       Downfall to royalty they never mention. Getting pancaked by stones in an earthquake.
       
 (DIR) Post #Azmt9bSN0N16mDtdom by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-11-01T02:25:04.772745Z
       
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       The movie broken arrow is like face off with nukes.
       
 (DIR) Post #AznEfHz12YtQgX7Hfs by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-11-01T06:26:07.188669Z
       
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       Check out this Mac mini vesa mount. Holds the new Mac mini on the back of your monitor. Needs the holes and one more bracket. Testing my cad skills in freecad screwing around. Wonder if I should put all these random designs once completed on thingverse or something.
       
 (DIR) Post #AznVILI6H4H7VKgew4 by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-11-01T09:32:27.565849Z
       
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       Anyone find this interesting?https://github.com/stealthwater/critical_systems/blob/main/transparent_architecture.md
       
 (DIR) Post #AzvR9EWRE3UtLxTRNQ by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-11-05T05:23:39.144782Z
       
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       The whole Taco Bell situation in demolition man is a sideshow. Consider this, the cryoprison is actually the essence of i know kung fu. If they wanted a truly perfect society children could be frozen (negating abusive implications) or be frozen at 18 instead of going to college. Then be implanted with the information needed to be productive member of society. They wasted the best technology to handle prisoners instead of making life better and banned sex and cigarettes. Fuck that I’m raiding the fridge.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzvUZOJpixI782k6xk by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-11-05T06:02:01.792622Z
       
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       SPIFFS does not support directories. That’s fine just make the file name the directory and parse it. Crackhead solutions for your future. ‘/path/to/file.name’ then split to make virtual directories appear. Looks cleaner and smarter.
       
 (DIR) Post #AzviEV0f3G0x9mhuK0 by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-11-05T08:35:07.453801Z
       
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       Config partition ✅Config manager ✅Config loader ✅JSON serialization ✅Simplified struct headers ✅Web interface config management ✅Web interface file browser ✅API config management ✅The microcontroller now has a very big upgrade. had config and assets partition that lets web interface be updated from api post. That means so long as the data exists in handlers? I can remake the web interface without needing to flash firmware. Clean. 🧽 The monolith of one file for this is gone.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0AQZVUBwv9Cf5MbpI by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-11-12T10:57:52.560874Z
       
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       “I will cut out his heart and eat it while he watches with his dying breath. “*klingons nodding smiling* I don’t know that I can nod in that form of Klingon. Eating a raw heart is a bit more than I’m willing to nod to.
       
 (DIR) Post #B0kAXcbHddq1ZmLxOC by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-11-29T16:47:52.381608Z
       
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       Ever decide to build a memory manager from the ground up and test it on 15 year old hardware and watch it hit hardware speed limit? This has taken me a year and many many iterations. If you want to know how to build a memory management system that is able to pass the most horrifying stress tests and not break? Well it’s too much to write. Sorry. It can be done. I’ll post the full stress test results when I have time. I’m too busy integrating this in the project i built it for. This to power a rebreather controller and decompression computer as well. I want to make one better than what’s out there. The fragmentation tests, circular buffer tests and double buffer tests are off the charts crazy. === EXTREME STRESS TEST: TORTURING THE ARENA ===✓ Arena system initialized (32MB arena)Test 1: Extreme Size Variation (1 byte to 128KB allocations)  Testing arena's ability to handle vastly different allocation sizes  Result: 804.00 μs for 15,000 allocations of varying sizesTest 2: Allocation Storm (1,000,000 allocations)  Testing maximum allocation speed under pressure  Result: 14863.00 μs for 1,000,000 allocations (1M/sec = 1μs each)Test 3: Memory Pressure Simulation  Testing arena behavior when 80% full  Result: 22417.00 μs - arena handles pressure without degradationTest 4: Rapid Reset Stress  Testing O(1) reset performance with 100,000 alloc+reset cycles  Result: 1588.00 μs for 100,000 alloc+reset cyclesTest 5: Alignment Stress Test  Testing all alignment combinations with random sizes  Result: 2529.00 μs for 64,000 alignment testsTORTURE COMPARISON: Arena vs Malloc under 100K extreme operations  Arena: Consistent O(1) performance regardless of pressure  malloc: Will fragment, slow down, and potentially fail under stress  Arena extreme test:    14671.00 μs  malloc extreme test:   53028.00 μs  ARENA SPEEDUP:         3.61x faster than malloc under extreme stress!EXTREME PERFORMANCE METRICS:  - 67.28 million allocations per second  - 0.0149 μs per allocation (arena system)  - O(1) reset time regardless of allocations made  - Zero fragmentation under any allocation pattern  - Consistent performance under all stress conditions
       
 (DIR) Post #B12wkZvtA28ZiDVv8K by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2025-12-08T05:10:14.527582Z
       
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       Does Batman shit guano?
       
 (DIR) Post #B2ga8gOUh6IWSCUwme by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2026-01-26T19:00:04.063411Z
       
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       Ahh this works again lol
       
 (DIR) Post #B2jTE2vcDumLaMTrOa by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2026-01-28T04:26:41.845875Z
       
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       I’d make a great Borg.
       
 (DIR) Post #B2lTKbs3bpQ20mrkIK by SlicerDicer@friedcheese.us
       2026-01-28T19:25:16.670476Z
       
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       Just remember you were never laid off, you were simply promoted to customer.