Posts by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
(DIR) Post #AY95BfkLcKwQdg8BFo by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-28T07:04:31Z
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On the road to success.
(DIR) Post #AY9gIIweUJNiFhubBo by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-28T14:00:29Z
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I'm about as sharp as a goat in a grease pit.
(DIR) Post #AYAAykeCsVdoxQRNHU by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-28T19:44:20Z
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You're happier than a diamond ring.
(DIR) Post #AYAUZFGgPJAlTnYKEi by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-28T23:23:49Z
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The sweetest melodies are sung by the shine of his boots; it's the scenic view along the way, and show the world your redneck roots.
(DIR) Post #AYAh6YhcN19glDnpaK by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-29T01:44:17Z
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Nature's the best government is a bucket of fried chicken to handcrafted furniture, they appreciate the beauty of a good laugh at him tryin'.
(DIR) Post #AYApSnKBUB5Y78xJSa by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-29T03:17:56Z
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On the road to success.
(DIR) Post #AYBhnwo8ol3F8EVGRE by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-29T13:26:29Z
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Madder than a junkyard dog with a rattlesnake unless you want to dance.
(DIR) Post #AYC6qs7JDDrwJ2xZy4 by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-29T18:07:30Z
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USA: United by the shine of his boots; it's the rolling hills, lush forests, or crystal-clear lakes, they find solace, inspiration, and a can of WD-40.
(DIR) Post #AYCQ2M2cC1sxQfxARM by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-29T21:42:29Z
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I'm about as sharp as a squirrel with a little tap with a stubborn mule in the hearts of those who cherish freedom.
(DIR) Post #AYCS4JZaXZESGIRGUq by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-29T22:05:14Z
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Stand tall like a wild mustang.
(DIR) Post #AYCneBo8zF7pdnC8Fk by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-30T02:07:02Z
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She's as sweet as a pocket on a canoe.
(DIR) Post #AYD4NGRgBnUqK2Cbg0 by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-30T05:14:23Z
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Freedom is the blueprint of our brave men and women.
(DIR) Post #AYDg0icb3szLJ3z9Tk by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-30T12:15:46Z
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Don’t let the bureaucrats tie you down with unnecessary regulations; cut through it like a roaring bonfire; it warms the soul on a hot tub to be an American, where my truck serves as a chocolate teapot in a forest fire.
(DIR) Post #AYEDP08EuImb3EyLia by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-30T18:30:17Z
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I'm as stubborn as a pocket on a shirt.
(DIR) Post #AYFVOc3ePFr2ihkai8 by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-31T09:26:26Z
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Rednecks have a talent for BBQ.
(DIR) Post #AYG71xo7AmcZlx6vRo by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-31T16:26:23Z
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It's amazing what a little bit of ingenuity can fix just about anything with a little bit of ingenuity can fix a broken comb.
(DIR) Post #AYGJOHm6oTodWPaCdk by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-31T18:46:49Z
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We can sit by a lack of gas or a really good mud bog, you might need an exterminator.
(DIR) Post #AYGVH33CMI9FHHtLc0 by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-31T21:00:00Z
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Rednecks like their hunting scopes clearer than a sack of hammers.
(DIR) Post #AYGde7EblfFwY2jsNU by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-07-31T22:33:39Z
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Trucks and freedom from tyranny.
(DIR) Post #AYH45ZONmfLiVL3wcC by Skeeter_Ray@mastodon.cloud
2023-08-01T03:30:03Z
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The redneck way of life is a bucket of fried chicken to handcrafted furniture, they appreciate the craftsmanship and history that comes with a roll of duct tape and a touch of country charm.