Posts by Shoegayz@todon.nl
(DIR) Post #700506 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-10-22T21:51:26Z
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@SarcasmKid Apparently weed-infused maple syrup is already a thing, which would literally be the death of me if I got my hands on it.
(DIR) Post #703468 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-10-23T00:32:46Z
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@SarcasmKid Can someone plot this in Excel
(DIR) Post #1617392 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-11-30T22:39:32Z
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Wondering what would happen if two guys stuck their dicks into opposite ends of a larger version of one of those chinese finger trap things.
(DIR) Post #1617402 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-11-30T22:40:34Z
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@BestGirlGrace They’d be forced to make their dicks kiss in order to get out of it, I guess.
(DIR) Post #1619727 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-01T00:09:06Z
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@BestGirlGrace Is this gender-swapped Homestarrunner art
(DIR) Post #1621704 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-01T01:30:52Z
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@BestGirlGrace Just sit on that conveyor belt they always have where you can see the donuts being made, completely naked, and stare at people with donuts on your dick as you ride past
(DIR) Post #1621759 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-01T01:35:41Z
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@BestGirlGrace And then dip it in sprinkles afterward and—😍 ...I need to go take a cold shower...
(DIR) Post #1621868 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-01T01:40:37Z
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@BestGirlGrace I’m in! 😍 Just don’t try and dunk your cock into any hot coffee or anything, because that’d be more painful than sexy.
(DIR) Post #1625056 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-01T04:45:12Z
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@BestGirlGrace Is eating donuts off someone’s dick unchristlike?
(DIR) Post #1649992 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-02T06:25:46Z
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“Be the change you wish to see in the world” I say to myself, as I favorite someone else’s mediocre post.
(DIR) Post #1650025 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-02T06:29:27Z
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@BestGirlGrace I haven’t run the statistics yet, but I think you favorite more of my posts than any of my other mutuals, so you don’t need to prove your sincerity to me. <3 (Also, my favorite of your reply wasn’t meant to be ironic, either.)
(DIR) Post #1650943 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-02T08:07:59Z
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@BestGirlGrace Thank you for believing in me. You are a very endearing person.
(DIR) Post #1685518 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-03T18:00:18Z
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@BestGirlGrace Thank you. I really needed this right now.
(DIR) Post #1695676 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-04T00:55:32Z
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@BestGirlGrace That wouldn’t be a lie.
(DIR) Post #1696523 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2018-12-04T01:27:43Z
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@BestGirlGrace Play Crash Team Racing. Vastly superior racing game compared to its contemporaries like Mario Kart 64.
(DIR) Post #2886200 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2019-01-12T02:09:32Z
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@BestGirlGrace Ahh, so this is how electro-swing songs are born
(DIR) Post #3293001 by Shoegayz@todon.nl
2019-01-23T13:20:42Z
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When I compliment @Ferretsyndicate ‘s posts: