Posts by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
(DIR) Post #438580 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-10-09T00:07:02Z
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@citrustwee Eve bless you for the Kan-tent
(DIR) Post #731958 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-10-24T14:16:55Z
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@Pepsi This post is not the nipple positive content we’re used to.
(DIR) Post #1034943 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-11-07T15:19:21Z
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Imagine being the apparent opposition party to a Republican Party that, for the past two years, basically occupied a platform of “Crack Open the Earth’s Crust Like a Coconut and Throw in 98% of People” and being happy about the results last night.
(DIR) Post #1176575 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-11-13T18:36:50Z
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Man you take a bit of a break from Masto and you come back and it's just, well folks, it's just all slime.
(DIR) Post #1176592 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-11-13T18:40:20Z
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@djsumdog That's why I missed it so much.
(DIR) Post #1296819 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-11-16T00:51:05Z
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@citrustwee he might be one hell of a detective, but I don’t think Pikachu can get to the bottom of this one.
(DIR) Post #1362408 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-11-21T02:12:54Z
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Just saw a headline that read "Tech Billionaires Just Lost a Fortune" and out loud said "doooooope"
(DIR) Post #1362432 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-11-20T23:39:59Z
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Screaming “I WAS DOING A BIT” right before the door to my solitary confinement cell closes forever.
(DIR) Post #1375598 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-10-06T02:50:51Z
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another day volunteering at the factory where they make those water filled toys that are impossible to hold on to. everyone keeps asking me if we fuck them. buddy, every. single. one.
(DIR) Post #1455165 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-11-24T16:42:37Z
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@lynnesbian just hanging out on my favorite jebsite!
(DIR) Post #1455787 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-11-24T17:11:19Z
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New Mastodon Feature: Garfield is cancelled
(DIR) Post #1609887 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-11-30T16:12:39Z
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The timeline is very hit or miss, huh
(DIR) Post #1614142 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-11-30T03:30:51Z
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I feel like I’ve neglected sharing my cats as much as I should. Fam, this is Enu.
(DIR) Post #1681383 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-12-03T14:49:52Z
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@lynnesbian my favorite is also an absurd zoom on an inanimate object with a face
(DIR) Post #1681443 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-12-03T14:53:43Z
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@lynnesbian “but that doesn’t mean there’s not a problem” yeah Chegg, I’ll say! There’s one that I can’t remember the name of where a bunch of guys are playing croquet and saying increasingly nonsensical British things that kills me.
(DIR) Post #1789575 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-12-07T01:59:28Z
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I really love anything that breaks down toxic masculinity. It does my two favorite things; makes people feel happy and valid and also makes assholes angry and uncomfortable, allowing me the chance to tell them to fuck clean off 100%
(DIR) Post #1815455 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-12-07T23:24:01Z
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@lynnesbian well he did try to kill his wife by pushing a car she was in off of a cliff...
(DIR) Post #1818732 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-12-08T01:01:06Z
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@lynnesbian hey some guy just threw this phone in the fake fireplace inside this Panera Bread does anyone know whose this is?
(DIR) Post #1910206 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-12-11T14:35:44Z
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@lynnesbian Lynn I haven’t even had coffee yet, please...
(DIR) Post #2194318 by ShartGarfunkel@radical.town
2018-12-21T21:57:30Z
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Hi Mastodon this is the Self Agency, a small insurance business in Ontario asking you to PLEASE stop calling us and asking if we offer Insurance for Bofa. Our receptionists keep falling for it. Thanks.