Posts by Samdicide@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AiPIGzwDtaR4nQFUGW by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-05-30T05:00:10Z
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I was grilling outside today, playing #KendrickLamars diss record #notlikeus . As I was cooking, I looked up and saw this giant pickup truck pull up front and park in the parking lot. This buff white Larry, the cable guy looking ass heard the song and started singing: "AMINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!" With the song.When Rednecks are singing a Drake diss song ,you know Kendrick Lamar won. Not a good look, #Drake .
(DIR) Post #AiSVxkQBLOS80BrAO0 by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-05-31T18:35:19Z
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🎵 New Single Alert! 🎵Check out "Shine Bright (Like a Diamond) " - a track about finding your inner light and letting it shine! 💎✨ 🔗 https://bit.ly/3yIEYQw#NewMusic #ShineBright #SamDorsey #IndieArtist #MusicRelease #SoundCloud #Inspiration #Diamonds #LiveLuxLive #SupportArtists #MusicLovers
(DIR) Post #AicbQLXI4ruiC8UuCe by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-06-05T15:32:56Z
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Whenever I feel down, I just watch to catch a predator. I might not be the brightest, prettiest, or richest, but at least I'm not a creep that tries hooking up with an underage girl.
(DIR) Post #AiciplIG9EaJ00X6LQ by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-06-05T16:44:21Z
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And I wrote that toot because I just talked to my sister who told me she doesn't tell people she's a woman when she's online, because whenever she does, some weirdo says: "oh, look, it's a girl! I'm gonna send her a picture of my junk!". Do yall mfs not have any shame?
(DIR) Post #AicjjOmf1dEpP4Ha4W by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-06-05T17:06:39Z
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@ShaMyouiMo Omg, I'm so sorry.. it's even worse when theyre sent to underage people like yourself who still send it knowing you're a teenager. I hate that. If I could, I would doxx those idiots. There is really no reason to do that, and teenagers/kids shouldn't be exposed to that mess.
(DIR) Post #AjcuqpQIzXPgIzgJUm by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-07-05T13:26:26Z
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Remember: #fatshaming is unacceptable. Unless you're fatshaming Kim Jong Un.
(DIR) Post #AjlNcIAcHSD53PRXxQ by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-07-09T18:48:48Z
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Bruh, Jamaicans can say the most foul shit on a record, and we still dance to it because it sounds amazing.
(DIR) Post #AjnkNWRpbJE6FmLEie by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-07-10T22:26:12Z
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I think insects and animals even know climate change is happening, which is why bees are so aggressive now.Theyre just like: "fuck you human, I can't even find any food, because your goofy asses care mote about the lawn looking good over feeding mother nature. I STING YOU!".
(DIR) Post #AjsD2NRNZLHvXWEt84 by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T01:20:06Z
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Have any of you ever heard of a weaboo? Well I’m not a weaboo, I’m a britiboo; I have an abnormal obsession with British roadman culture.. Oi mate, I’m on da roads!
(DIR) Post #AjsPbnb9VSNgFeT2Po by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T04:28:39Z
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@ShaMyouiMo @NaClKnight tbh, I thought you were Asian until a Month ago 😂
(DIR) Post #AjsQSBLsR64CyqIhXc by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T04:38:07Z
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@ShaMyouiMo @NaClKnight Now I have, but I don’t follow K-pop, and you use a lot of K-pop singers as pfp, so when you first followed me, I thought the picture was you. Then again, I’m so out of new music. Last K-pop artist and song I can name off the top my head is psys Gangnam style.. That’s not to say it’s not a bad genre, some of the stuff you share is actually pretty dope..
(DIR) Post #AjsRaJvgWqDPr0Uh0a by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T04:50:48Z
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@ShaMyouiMo @NaClKnight I’m the same way, except it’s UK Grime. Unless someone is shitting in Drake.. then I have to give it my attention!
(DIR) Post #Ak5HkoxUXn4z7yQx7I by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-07-19T09:28:28Z
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Fact: the book and movie of the same name, 1984 is actually alternate history where the United Kingdom is the worlds’ North Korea.
(DIR) Post #Ak7iYDqvlMRTeKVAmm by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-07-20T09:49:55Z
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Bruv, Eric Trump looks like a Possum.. ugly ass..Before you critique me for being harsh: WHO CARES... They're rich, white, and privileged.
(DIR) Post #Ak89TySziv2TXCVLqi by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-07-20T18:43:15Z
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@ShaMyouiMo They are, I don’t trust ‘em’ though.
(DIR) Post #AlG3LwjfHF8fBmHlzc by Samdicide@mastodon.social
2024-08-23T12:00:02Z
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To be honest, I like fall and winter more than summer.summer to me sucks because I hate being hot constantly or having to sit inside in the ac, and risk sweating just from taking the trash out (Arizona) or feeling like I’m going for a swim due to high humidity (Florida).