Posts by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
(DIR) Post #AQKfsfJ8BdjNgHl29o by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-06T14:17:50.706506Z
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It's in poor taste to speak ill of Helen Keller (purely because she can't hear it).
(DIR) Post #AQNm5fSO7pFl6kYCES by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-08T02:14:08.446606Z
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Nigger, you're supposed to be the young one.
(DIR) Post #AQNmr3ibjrw3xqjdPU by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-08T02:20:39.310313Z
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I'm a sinful man, but even I have a burning desire to genocide these absolute cunts. Tie millstones to 5 gallon buckets filled with their tire-shredded remains.
(DIR) Post #AQNn5m6ZVWzzgGxeNc by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-08T02:25:31.395246Z
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As the youngest millenial, you must obey all my orders, Frau Impenstein.👀
(DIR) Post #AQNxbFkAMRIQ7d86Gu by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-08T04:19:28.442730Z
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Hussy is nobody. Hussy does not exist.Hussy can not sneak into your dreams and raid your butt vaults.
(DIR) Post #AQO37RzIs9a38NNlNw by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-08T04:08:32.458408Z
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It's crazy that him compared to me is the difference between me compared to a 5'4 person.Which really explains why short girls hound me like they do.
(DIR) Post #AQO37T6Qj8sKaliy8G by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-08T04:57:14.531129Z
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no, it's not "okay". We need a final solution for these short people mobbing us giants 😤
(DIR) Post #AQOipaV8g2GgOtRDmK by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-08T04:58:57.692208Z
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Nothing like an outdoorsy, natural girl who has lips that she stole from Shaneequa
(DIR) Post #AQP1F1Yb1Hjcj8Kkro by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-08T16:35:02.701647Z
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:hitler_dab: is the hero NYC needs. :amerimutt: is the hero it deserves.
(DIR) Post #AQPIrOssR99jIdhlqK by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-08T02:32:21.578735Z
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I can't remember what it was, but I've seen a 27 yo pour wine into some sugary cereal before...That right there is what you call hit it and quit material, bros.
(DIR) Post #AQR4tPyiKVE6EKQHhY by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-09T16:29:10.682233Z
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That's it, I'm blowing up the internet tubes.
(DIR) Post #AQSJr2Owi5A0zzyYTY by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-11-28T16:03:31.979754Z
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After delving in long lost history books, I've discovered that @BajaTex was the result of an unholy union between a roomba and a pineapple consummating their lust in an Arby's restroom.
(DIR) Post #AQWjfTxjmsFIRaEuFE by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-11-30T19:19:40.108199Z
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While we're sharing, I'm an exceptionally loud racist who enjoys smacking women on the arse. We all have our our talents.
(DIR) Post #AQX82ZajQHc5Si1QXY by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-12T14:28:23.752376Z
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The absolute look of horror on my face after someone who swears they're an "espresso lover" asks me if I want some and then I hear a Nespresso firing up 🤦🏻♂️
(DIR) Post #AQX82aYHqrFgRPszMu by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-12T14:31:06.441797Z
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That's why it's best to hold it as long as you can. Helps build up to the appropriate pressure before you let loose on your second hand coffee grounds.
(DIR) Post #AQfH3qrJA7le9p8hjU by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-16T12:51:16.108564Z
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I sign on only to see everyone requesting the GM (general manager) each morning.Service here must suck.
(DIR) Post #AQgFp1AWdsmUzeS1Uu by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-16T14:28:29.355670Z
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Hos always be telling each other ☕️ GM
(DIR) Post #AQgFp27j5m8VxG9Im0 by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-17T00:12:13.096548Z
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The world can't fix itself. At the bare minimum I'm going to require a whole GM crew's worth of coffee cups in order to set this bitch back on the right path.
(DIR) Post #AQlU7nJgjrtqgMNs12 by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-12-19T12:45:32.232293Z
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Absolutely. The only foolproof way to calm them is to make them so pissed off that they burn through their angry fuel extra quick and then return to baseline (sobbing while eating Ben & Jerry's pints on the couch).
(DIR) Post #ASiToxUHrp4RKLvhZI by RoyalMajestyOfWhiteness@nicecrew.digital
2022-11-30T19:44:50.093726Z
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That green tint is very slimming on you... if I turn my head sideways. 😬