Posts by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #ASKH1vFTPQaap0vGOO by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2023-02-04T03:39:22Z
       
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       WILD conditions at the top of Mount Washington right now
       
 (DIR) Post #ASNl8c1KsQyPJUIOYq by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2023-02-05T16:28:33Z
       
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       Cleaned my keyboard and now I’m good on groceries for a month
       
 (DIR) Post #ASeoRPEqMKgsqmTdDc by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2023-02-14T02:57:27Z
       
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       Don’t know if I should feel validated or insulted. My watch notified me that it looked like I was working out and opened the tracker. I was putting a duvet cover on a comforter.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASkkuuqmfibyQGnaNc by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2023-02-16T21:26:44Z
       
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       I will not start a new task 15 minutes before a meeting. I will not start a new task 15 minutes before a meeting. I will not start a new task 15 minutes before a meeting. I will not start a new task 15 minutes before a meeting.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASvQViUbcTbYVngtkW by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2023-02-22T03:27:25Z
       
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       Declaration of Independence: 1,320 wordsAverage LinkedIn post about layoffs written by someone who wasn’t laid off: 104,837 words
       
 (DIR) Post #ASvRwO0vxygYlu5poW by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2023-02-22T01:30:04Z
       
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       Sometimes I assume incredibly rich people are psychologically very secure people but then I remember Marc Andreseen, a man worth approximately 1.7 billion dollars, blocked me for tweeting that NFTs stood for No Fucking Thanks.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASvRwOjbHuPl0QzVR2 by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2023-02-22T02:30:03Z
       
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       I put the double e in the wrong spot. Illuminati please forgive me.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATEsDuIE0mIbiKUXE8 by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2023-03-02T17:23:28Z
       
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       My neighbor's donkey had a baby and I'm in looooooooove.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATEsDvwfrsFUq4QLui by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2023-03-02T17:24:16Z
       
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       baby donkey zoomies!
       
 (DIR) Post #Ahtc5V3a9TxHrJlfpg by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2024-05-04T21:27:55Z
       
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       If you send me a TikTok link and I reply "Hahaha" .....I actually didn't watch it. If I download TikTok I'll become so obsessed the next time you hear about me will be when I'm identified as "the woman who was fused to her sofa after sitting there for 5 years."
       
 (DIR) Post #Asf38SNVNULSPjbHRg by RebeccaSlatkin@mastodon.social
       2025-04-01T17:51:51Z
       
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       It is 2019 Apple launches SF Symbols and you’re included in the catalog. You’re so excited for your debut but you’re immediately forgotten about and passed over you in favor of *paperplane.fill* and everyone’s _favorite_ *square.and.arrow.up*. You say to yourself, “One day, it will all make sense, it will all be revealed.” Suddenly it’s 2025 and everyone wants to use you to showcase their half baked AI feature that doesn’t really work but  shhh not the point THIS IS YOUR TIME, *sparkles*!