Posts by RWill@nicecrew.digital
(DIR) Post #AJNeBMSqQLL6Mug7d2 by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-12T15:41:18.476390Z
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I always forget, which one of you were Picasso and which one was Frida?
(DIR) Post #AJNebfBXRVbjxY7paq by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-12T15:46:03.693360Z
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I investigated the claim that I was involved in last night’s broken coffee table incident, and have concluded that there is no evidence that I could have been responsible since I was passed out on the floor from excess alcohol consumption and could not have gotten up to take part in the vandalismNow please excuse me so I can find a bandage for my forehead
(DIR) Post #AJNf3Eoz3XcOImixqS by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-12T15:51:02.494800Z
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I cannot see a strawberry without thinking of @Wendelightful fruit rektedRT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/21bb5f18-4df4-410c-a2ac-d340e677b800
(DIR) Post #AJO2IaNBVXuGQt0bLc by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-12T20:11:32.089995Z
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I can’t believe a guy would do that!!!Walking in sock feet on that dirty balcony?!!Those stains aren’t coming off!!!
(DIR) Post #AJO2QLZuOkt0rdf3Sa by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-12T20:12:56.276803Z
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Mine will say “SEE ROCK CITY”RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/fae33c29-62e0-4827-9810-be1c246b4823
(DIR) Post #AJO2rPwyFeN8F5MAN6 by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-12T20:17:49.760444Z
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This is the exact image I have in my mind every time somebody on Andy Griffith reruns picks up the phone and talks to Sarah the Mayberry phone operator
(DIR) Post #AJO3cpUb6SZZ4Sh1Jw by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-12T20:26:23.912412Z
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tfw you mistakenly grab the Nair bottle instead of the shampooRT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/ce567f13-b252-44c7-85dc-5060385ad873
(DIR) Post #AJOYPbJpaPtVvVpSnw by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-13T02:11:21.787623Z
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I’m trying to remember the admin password Don’t tell meRT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/5d5ec40f-8c27-4694-b5d9-8aefe13071cd
(DIR) Post #AJOYqxVVCOxoYqKjSa by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-13T02:16:18.309772Z
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Admiral Pic-pic-pic-picARRDRT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/05eedefe-bd36-4706-8421-a6fb7acbde8b
(DIR) Post #AJOZETUWRsUwQ15XM0 by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-13T02:20:33.477610Z
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Your colon after finishing off a second 7-bean burritoRT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/e92c8be9-a2aa-4cdd-984a-ce542e8a9f50
(DIR) Post #AJOaj9pRhfPKMr4NiC by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-13T02:37:18.408933Z
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I would have thought there would be more boas and thigh-high fishnet stockings
(DIR) Post #AJQiG2NDWyHYnTPYVE by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-14T03:11:06.430074Z
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I’m gonna carb load so I’ll have the energy to spaghetti all day and nightRT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/cc3667ad-e70e-46bb-a399-a2945dad191b
(DIR) Post #AJTiJy5I0Du47vmP5s by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-15T13:55:57.140565Z
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NSFWUnless you’re wearing boots, gloves and gogglesRT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/e61f2d80-87c2-4c27-9baa-45058f98a910
(DIR) Post #AJX1VKjMcpxS9UXLtY by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-17T04:15:01.186464Z
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Waxing or waningHere it is keeping me company while driving across New Mexico Saturday night
(DIR) Post #AJn0qbl9W5JJceJT8q by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-24T21:23:03.369477Z
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ZZ Top Rule #1: Every girl is crazy about a sharp-dressed man.ZZ Top Rule #2: Look downtown for tush.ZZ Top Rule #3: There are a lot of nice girls in La Grange, Texas (also known as the how how how rule).
(DIR) Post #AJpWCSrkgQtaHy3MEy by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-26T02:23:47.091131Z
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Reconsidering posting my hot takeRT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/30afec89-d2a2-40e6-8069-1835714a7f3c
(DIR) Post #AJpWYJR0QhcPPOxdAm by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-05-26T02:27:43.989008Z
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(DIR) Post #AK683DvDFWPeN9pgJc by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-06-03T02:43:17.139302Z
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The famous Motown group, Rac and the Coons
(DIR) Post #AMRy2bLEVgbfGFvb28 by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-08-12T11:18:09.937595Z
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That can’t be right(Checks calendar)Dammit, I’m behind
(DIR) Post #AMXTeLftw0oVmXISDg by RWill@nicecrew.digital
2022-08-15T03:06:42.477994Z
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