Posts by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
(DIR) Post #AXdDCBrwIC7qJwDIp6 by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-07-12T21:29:37Z
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I just called my hair dresser for an appointment. She quit. It's been 10 years there... So I called my backup hairdresser (who's at a different salon) ... She quit too. What is going on? Nothing strikes fear in the heart like getting your hair chopped by an unknown. I scheduled an appointment with a new person. I'll be brave about it. If it's really fucked up I promise to post a picture.
(DIR) Post #AXeHRVVY9TAOY2GBlI by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-07-12T21:50:36Z
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When I die I want someone to take the flowers off my casket and toss them into the crowd to see who's gonna be next.
(DIR) Post #AXgRUup1sW9NmjYUAS by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-07-07T23:17:30Z
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I implemented a new rule last night to combat my kids' war on dinner. If you complain, you get to make dinner the next night.After complaining that karaage chicken isn't McD nuggies 10 earned the first dinner duty. Tonight, 10 cooked the only thing he knows how to make, hotdogs in the microwave. I was pleasantly surprised he thought to put out blueberries, strawberries, and grapes with it. 12 turned up his nose tonight so he's cooking tomorrow.I can almost guarantee my hubs will be making a wawa run for food after the kids go to bed.I love this rule. Even more than the clean the closet punishment.
(DIR) Post #AXtCrY3scwvDhFwrFA by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-07-20T14:50:57Z
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Another fun coworker story was this guy Ritchie. We had the same taste in video games and music. He used to call my extension and ask for Final Fantasy characters and leave me voice mails where he'd sing Dashboard Confessional songs. A strange dude I thoroughly enjoyed.He had some weird relationship where his girlfriend was twice his age. It felt very arranged marriage to me, but we didn't really talk about that kind of stuff. So one day he calls me out of the blue and is like let's hang out, go get some food. It was a Friday at like 8pm and all the good places were packed. Plus we were broke ass fools, and just opted to do something cheap and quick and ended up at a Hometown Buffet.So we get our shitty food and he sits down and nonchalantly says "I got married today." While trying not to fall out of my chair I congratulate him and ask if he has any pictures on his phone. He shows me a picture of him and a woman who looks like his mom at the JP court.So, I offer to pay for his meal as a wedding gift.That was the last time I ever saw that guy. On his wedding night. Eating at the Hometown buffet with his nerdy gaming friend.Now I seriously want to know how that went.
(DIR) Post #AY6A7TFWeJd7YzRjDk by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-07-26T14:57:34Z
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I've been on this meeting for 40 years
(DIR) Post #AYN8z1Ofhnjcpw1LQe by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-08-04T00:18:11Z
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You guys' priorities.. I post something deep and serious. 1 like.I post about poop or my jeans... 100+ new followers.Something is wrong with yall.
(DIR) Post #AYS29ThRbT9bchdjzE by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-08-05T23:33:01Z
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I am in some bizarre multi verse. No line for the ladies room at citizens bank park. Huge line for men
(DIR) Post #AYdtLPnLNb9fITXHQe by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-08-12T03:48:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts just like that time during the pandemic when I traded a bottle of Tito's for a basketball hoop.
(DIR) Post #AYq4l3R3GnLw0pAlpA by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-08-16T06:17:20Z
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I have a confession. What appears to be a bag of beets in my freezer is really an empty bag I hide my dark chocolate in. It's been 6 months and no one has discovered and eaten my chocolate.Keeping my chocolate safe is a priority.
(DIR) Post #AZ7wrj5M1jZi8YyNzU by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-08-25T22:24:30Z
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Mastodon... It's unfair you put my posts about drinking peanut butter whiskey next to the astrophysicist talking about his study on light pollution at night. Just sayin.
(DIR) Post #Aa0amMWgE1sY1GaFIe by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-09-22T00:30:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts i like that band
(DIR) Post #AbOFEjBciTmlACm19E by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-09-10T19:20:42Z
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Me just watching people create a stir where there didn't need to be any.
(DIR) Post #AbOFHgYIxzfDrXnDPM by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-10-31T15:19:42Z
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Ah....the corporate BS is strong today. Just got an email that we are going to be required to attend a webinar series on "how to take control of your work-life balance and how to embrace failure as an opportunity for personal growth"This sounds like we aren't getting raises again next year... And also, have they not heard of booze?
(DIR) Post #Ac2Yju4hD5n6zwxsOm by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-11-21T16:08:02Z
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@RickiTarr I think the human need to categorize people and behaviors is kinda weird. Like why do we do this? Sure, sure we want to understand our place in things, but it's not necessary.IMO, everyone is a little gay and a little divergent.Humans are like sliding scales. Most of us probably sit in the middle of what's considered normal, that's why it's considered "normal." But ALL of us will venture towards the edges in the right scenario.
(DIR) Post #Acp0dbSAY4QCPY2u0m by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-12-15T00:30:30Z
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I just made an awesome dinner... And didn't take a picture. So you'll just have to wonder about it.
(DIR) Post #Ad9sHB7VvAbFW2YoC0 by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-12-25T05:06:06Z
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It's 12:04am. Hubs and I have our first Christmas adult beverage. Merry Christmas!
(DIR) Post #AdEnyA5y4zJ6oCJVyK by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2023-12-26T23:02:49Z
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Christmas vacation is the best.
(DIR) Post #AdZrpw3XPBbJDcu7JA by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2024-01-06T18:12:06Z
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I can finally participate in #caturdayEvery night our new and very timid kitty gets a bad case of the zoomies around 1am. This is her looking crazy right before zooming out of her bed.
(DIR) Post #An1BxUHISecuBOKRXM by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2024-10-14T23:38:18Z
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I saw a once in 80,000 years comet and decided to shoot my shot.
(DIR) Post #An28XvIzFLPhlyCJnM by QueenOfCoffee@beige.party
2024-10-15T12:45:30Z
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@GayDeceiver I have a 24oz coffee and two ibuprofen. That's kinda like the same thing.