Posts by Pineapple@toot.pizza
 (DIR) Post #ASRgsbJG87RfI5d2I4 by Pineapple@toot.pizza
       2023-02-07T19:19:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Knowing which of my friends think Dane Cook is funny would be too much of a cross to bear.I'll settle with just knowing which ones have thought about me while masturbating instead.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATLqC1JaFydkF01FFA by Pineapple@toot.pizza
       2023-03-06T21:27:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I mean Twitter really might not exist by the end of the year. So what's the harm in getting a head start on it?
       
 (DIR) Post #ATLw6kYzi5tWZ366S0 by Pineapple@toot.pizza
       2023-03-06T22:33:19Z
       
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       @arstechnica Well that's horrifying
       
 (DIR) Post #ATeJGOJhyV8SNFpg7k by Pineapple@toot.pizza
       2023-03-15T19:17:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts They're just dinosaur brains in tiny inferior bodies. I used to do gardening for people with a duck in their backyard. They didn't own the duck. It was wild but favorited their backyard. It would migrate but come back to their backyard year after year. It was very territorial. I had to wear either long pants or long socks otherwise I'd be covered in duck "bites" which were not dangerous yet still annoying. I could tell it desperately wished it were large and had real teeth.
       
 (DIR) Post #AV6Ln2woXIGkAnWKUS by Pineapple@toot.pizza
       2023-04-28T05:49:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If reincarnation is real you could also be Hitler. Which would make sense with you singlehandedly enabling fascism and all.
       
 (DIR) Post #AV88GM1PgghqgcfkKO by Pineapple@toot.pizza
       2023-04-29T02:28:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts (Not OC)
       
 (DIR) Post #AV9Bv0Gdy6fW6spZC4 by Pineapple@toot.pizza
       2023-04-29T14:43:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A BAG OF UNRIPE LEMONS!
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYBZ5Ge2WCGlSfOng by Pineapple@toot.pizza
       2023-05-11T16:07:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I've had this discussion with these people in the past and they always pull out something like "he didn't say 'all' he just said puppies and even added at the end that he supposes that some puppies are probably nice doggos"
       
 (DIR) Post #AWBKg1eAFm1wYvw0pc by Pineapple@toot.pizza
       2023-05-30T02:45:57Z
       
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       @Jdreben They must have finally realized their strategy is going to hurt them more than help. It's not even cracking down on just PW sharing. It's disallowing use from other IPs. So me at a lunch break over work wifi. I have family members that live rurally and have a (slow) backup DSL line for when the microwave transmitter ISP goes down. They got a warning message despite never sharing PWs and only using it in a single household. No actual lockouts yet though.