Posts by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
(DIR) Post #AVCFp4KquiVWHP6Z2u by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-01T02:11:23.959203Z
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@TexOffender once i saw a youtube video of a dude who built a compressed-air baseball cannon that he used to fire a baseball at supersonic speeds at one of those, it stank like hell
(DIR) Post #AVDF6c5Qm6vp5HeZbE by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-01T13:38:24.080055Z
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@josh that is a perfect followup to the two schizos feeding off each other in this thread about how blocking you is based
(DIR) Post #AVDQByGErFG4ngSx1s by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-01T15:42:37.232046Z
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@BlinkRape best case scenario is that one of them goes and gives away his unit's position by listening too loudly to fishtank and gets a bunch of ukrainians shelled into hamburger
(DIR) Post #AVDUSF1ug8TnG4mN0a by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-01T16:30:23.629084Z
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@mer @eloniom that's a buttholethe baby comes out the butthole
(DIR) Post #AVDnT5tu0LHCMa9VJo by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-01T20:03:25.756118Z
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@BlinkRape Kill Josie stans. Behead Josie stans. Roundhouse kick a Josie stan into the concrete. Slam dunk a Josie stan baby into the trashcan. Blast Josie stans with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy squawlickers. Whip Josie stans into obedience. Slingshot a Josie stan into orbit. Rocket Josie stans into the sun. Defecate in a Josie stan's food. Stir-fry Josie stans in a wok. Bite a Josie stan and drink their blood. Toss Josie stans into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Josie stan's gas tank. Judo throw Josie stans into the wood chipper. Unscrew a Josie stan's head off. Report Josie stans to the IRS. Karate chop Josie stans in half. Bake Josie stans into Josie stan-pizza. Arrest Josie stans for no reason. Electrocute Josie stans. Curb stomp morbidly obese Josie stans. Beat a Josie stan up. Trap Josie stans in quicksand. Crush Josie stans in the trash compactor. Liquefy Josie stans in a vat of acid. Eat Josie stans. Dissect Josie stans. Exterminate Josie stans in the gas chamber. Slice a Josie stan up and wear their skin. Set Josie stans on fire. Spin Josie stans around until they puke. Tie Josie stans to a train track. Karate kick a Josie stan in the testicles. Stomp Josie stan skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil Josie stans into a broth. Cremate Josie stans in the oven. Lobotomize Josie stans. Grind Josie stan fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for Josie stans. Blend Josie stans in a blender. Drown Josie stans in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Josie stans with a ray gun. Snap a Josie stan's neck. Kick old Josie stans down the stairs. Feed Josie stans to alligators. Slice Josie stans with a katana. Put a bomb in a Josie stan's mouth. Throw knives at Josie stans. Inflate Josie stans until they pop. Send Josie stans into a blackhole. Castrate Josie stans. Feed Josie stans poisoned food. Force Josie stans to walk the plank. Push Josie stans into a pit. Kneel on a Josie stan's neck. Curse Josie stans with a spell. Stuff Josie stan babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Josie stans with a tank. Pop a Josie stan's car tire. Strike Josie stan children with a ruler. Make Josie stans swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a Josie stan's limbs. Airdrop Josie stans into Antarctica. Throw Josie stans off the boat. Pressurize Josie stans into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a Josie stan's ass. Falcon-punch a Josie stan in the face. Make Josie stans into fiction. Blow Josie stans heads off with grenade launchers. Blow Josie stans brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock Josie stans in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Josie stans to a totem pole and stab them. Run over Josie stans with a tank feet-first. Throw Josie stans off buildings. Crush Josie stans with a press. Attack Josie stans with acid. Boil Josie stans in a pan. Lock Josie stans inside a brazen bull. Burn Josie stans alive. Drag Josie stans across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Josie stans. Quarter Josie stans. Impale Josie stans on a pike. Total Josie stan death.
(DIR) Post #AVDoPZKUkLSYQnTQXo by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-01T20:13:59.964850Z
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@BlinkRape
(DIR) Post #AVEE4SUVZfezwtkfce by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-02T01:01:31.689489Z
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@Eris why she got her hands up, did someone swat the fishtank again
(DIR) Post #AVJXNTTozX05RC0km8 by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T14:31:17.628390Z
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oh no the "kiwifarmers" are at it again which one of you did this https://kiwifarms.cc/notice/AVJMrEhghR7aC382bI
(DIR) Post #AVJYMjjPBSAfVMVpMO by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T14:42:28.068303Z
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@slevemcdichael i see no mention of any of this activity on kiwifarms, and without further information am forced to assume that @Elfie is full of shit and attributing to KF activities that KF has nothing to do with
(DIR) Post #AVJZV2meKbo8riYT68 by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T14:55:05.268100Z
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@Elfie @slevemcdichael dude the KF thread has no trace of any such activities occurring
(DIR) Post #AVJZzFR7qwUinLtE5Q by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T15:00:21.286715Z
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@slevemcdichael @Elfie yeh i think their brains are just anime-broken and they need a boogeyman
(DIR) Post #AVJaZqYLKfT4KniWqu by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T15:07:15.914971Z
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@Elfie @slevemcdichael in other words you're making shit up and blaming kiwifarms, i await your article about how JK Rowling is transphobic
(DIR) Post #AVJbIDab2qrmWQvfnc by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T15:15:05.372918Z
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@Eiswald @Elfie oh no they're onto us they discovered that KF is secretly jewish
(DIR) Post #AVJbzt2ApWNTVreQ6q by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T15:23:04.754293Z
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@Pike @vriska @SwordFighterSuper @Telvannichad did you stop watching anime? that's josh's prediction for what will suddenly inexplicably cure all of jim's myriad diseases
(DIR) Post #AVJcNwNK3kDkpE0rZo by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T15:27:32.137676Z
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@Pike @Eiswald @Elfie poast users are the kind of people who are so furiously seething about jews on their phone that they walk into a lamppost and then scream "A JEWISH LAMPPOST ASSAULTED ME"
(DIR) Post #AVJdG2AsiJ9oRtzHpw by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T15:37:17.284093Z
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@slevemcdichael @Pike @Eiswald @Elfie the "guy he defended" is probably an anime dickgirl
(DIR) Post #AVJkWW4Y1NblUJpbcW by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T16:58:42.259682Z
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@Elfie @Pike @TREL @slevemcdichael @Eiswald i'm sorry that kiwis left your stairs muffin on the wrong step
(DIR) Post #AVKCfYVh7l7GN6cykS by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T22:13:53.662472Z
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@Natanahel @Elfie @Eiswald why poast have such a dramanigger problem :(
(DIR) Post #AVKFj0kisMPAh9zpvU by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-04T22:48:18.162480Z
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today has been a fine day on the fediverse, filled with mirth and merriment thanks to a dramanigger on the instance that floods TWKN with lolicon buttholes
(DIR) Post #AVKl2wGYMbqT9Probw by Pagliano@kiwifarms.cc
2023-05-05T04:39:16.453395Z
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@wildgoose @Elfie kiwis did 9/11