Posts by OrdRadical@beige.party
(DIR) Post #Au2FnbA2igoUb7zvBA by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-05-13T01:02:30Z
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@MelissaBearTrix Never get elected in the US unless you demonize innocent immigrants and promise to burn anyone not white, straight, and "Christian".
(DIR) Post #AuGvd3TbtPbYAQ2umm by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-05-20T02:57:57Z
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Oh it's you folks again. It sounded like Bob Dylan got caught in a trap.
(DIR) Post #Aum5CwB69uBvWyAujA by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-06-04T03:05:54Z
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"Why is the front door open?""Maybe God closed a window?"
(DIR) Post #AumtjLVIWqwF3IGogC by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-06-04T13:10:58Z
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@YesBut If you're spending enough time to get a insta picture of your food that it gets cold, you deserve it. Take a quick pic and tuck in.
(DIR) Post #AwX2vBSDOf7oubEDey by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-07-26T12:13:54Z
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Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
(DIR) Post #AxIKwUhmQkwUVpDbvs by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-08-18T12:56:05Z
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@futurebird Probably wrote off the trips as business expense. Meals and entertainment.🤢
(DIR) Post #AxQmBHpWpkdSx4nfxw by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-08-22T12:59:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Flea has his thesis statement tattooed on his chest. If you zoom in you can see it.
(DIR) Post #AxYeJIPtIAkiicnPoe by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-08-23T10:56:44Z
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It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. It takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
(DIR) Post #Axjkol3rZvCn02RBLs by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-08-31T12:19:48Z
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Restaurant name idea: Sushi and The Banshees
(DIR) Post #AyLl8NR2egLJkqxrkW by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-09-19T02:25:44Z
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@possumeveryhour Is that Mitch Albom?
(DIR) Post #Az9A02FGNfq2jREpTE by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-10-12T22:25:10Z
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@bot Turn it around. I measured from the other end. 😏
(DIR) Post #Azv73uy8Uyp2B8cL7A by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-11-05T01:38:30Z
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@futurebird Daughter was overachiever in high school - straight As and interned in engineering dept at local company. Got to college and discovered she had to actually take notes and study. Then 4rd year of engineering degree and thermodynamics class with advanced math nearly broke her. She made it tho and works at GM now.
(DIR) Post #B05ZN1nUQvOCuDiOTg by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-11-09T18:19:40Z
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@possumeveryhour Take time to eat the roses.
(DIR) Post #B0L9Vf52YlQQSp2OMi by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-11-17T15:07:41Z
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@aral Damn. Don't give trump any ideas.
(DIR) Post #B0t5mxqIByfQS8VdtA by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-12-04T00:06:55Z
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@Nonilex Unfortunately, the only ones who will probably face real punishment are the pilots and maybe their commanders.
(DIR) Post #B0yxem7YFuI365vT8K by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-12-06T20:03:59Z
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@possumeveryhour Please sir. My possum. She is very sick.
(DIR) Post #B10QmeahE8yntBcwHQ by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-12-07T13:05:10Z
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@futurebird Capitalism
(DIR) Post #B1QCvCXIYZ9kEjB3kO by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-12-19T12:03:47Z
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Things that aren't stealing: Taking someone's full grocery cart to the register and pay for it and take it home.
(DIR) Post #B1VfiGeo3k6QBNQeAq by OrdRadical@beige.party
2025-12-22T13:45:21Z
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For sale: Prosthetic leg.Would make an excellent stocking stuffer.
(DIR) Post #B2SLSuO2RalMngUE0u by OrdRadical@beige.party
2026-01-19T13:15:42Z
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Americans call themlife-saving medicines because they cost your entire life savings.