Posts by Onideus@poa.st
(DIR) Post #AQZedtq2h4ebowwhto by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T19:41:22.152811Z
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@SuperLutheran @istvan You can make it sound as fancy as you like with your silver tongue, but it doesn't change the fact that... you simply don't know.You have a hole.And it's worse than that.You can't fill it in.You don't even know how.Me... I got baked my brain out of alignment with reality and let God answer.Autonomically.I didn't even think about it.LOL
(DIR) Post #AQZenaav64f325UcGe by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T19:45:11.462813Z
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@SuperLutheran The Greeks, eh?Aheh... do you know what power God gave me over the Greeks?Check this out...gab.com/Onideus/posts/107686534220197438I was able to wipe their entire religion out of perceptual existence... with a keyboard.God's power is fun like that.
(DIR) Post #AQZoceHm22ripwxX6W by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T21:35:43.350580Z
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@BlakeS346 @istvan @Czechem @SuperLutheran Look, it's simple...1. I CAN JUST EAT ALL THE CUPCAKES AND ASK JESUS FOR FORGIVENESS!2. I can eat cupcakes in moderation and impress God with mental control (the only thing that matters in absence of physical reality).BD (before death)In the first scenario, you will wind up horribly fat, miserable, you won't be able to move much, you'll hate yourself, you'll be in terrible pain, likely living in squalor and... oh you die really early. Also, God can read intent. So if you were trying to trick him... he knows at a default.In the second scenario you're in shape, you feel great, you love yourself, you can go anywhere, do anything, pain isn't too bad, likely living in nice conditions and... oh you live a lot longer. Also, God is bursting adoration and pride after every effort you take to try and better yourself. It's like God giving you a personal "like". AD (after death)Oh, you're removed from the physical equation.To be clear, your particular existence is functionally capable of making trillions to the power of trillions of different decisions.And has been.In other words, over the entirety of your species existence, even with all the trillions to the power of trillions of possible decisions... not one, not ever, has resulted in your species making any functional impact whatsoever on anything beyond your own planet.You've shit a few beer cans out into the local system... that's it.You see?It's a matter of SIZE and SCOPE!You don't believe in predestination because you believe you are far more functionally important to the system than you actually are.God had to make the universe BIG for a reason! Because it has to contend with your raging egos! D:
(DIR) Post #AQZp20KzBHUQT8YIMK by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T21:43:33.360599Z
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@DrSex @istvan @SuperLutheran But I didn't change any of what is "exactly" written.It is written "exactly" as it is... with the intention of serving as a convenient test to see if you can reason like Jesus.If you read Jesus's work, if you comprehend his work, if you try and live that work... you can fill in the blank.It's not hard.Seriously, I am the most imperfect asshole around and I was high as a fuckin kite and I was able to do it.You're really telling me that you ~couldn't~ have figure that one out on your own?I mean, come on, it makes sense when you don't get stuff like this...gab.com/Onideus/posts/109465221355362282On the flip side, when you can't even figure out what Jesus wrote on the ground... are you even trying? Like, come on, put in some effort!IMPRESS GOD!That's how I post.
(DIR) Post #AQZrrVyvUJjpHxvKm8 by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T22:13:14.505735Z
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@istvan @SuperLutheran @DrSex Not everything, just the stuff that falls under...>the typical Lutheran response is a shrug and a reminder of the Gospel.Which is, uh... A LOT, actually.Thankfully I'm not the first "dudebro" and I won't be the last "dudebro".Oh, to be more accurate tho... um... I'm not actually writing for ~your~ time frame.I don't think most of you are intelligent enough to even understand half the shit I write. Most of you die out too. Your future should appreciate it though. Hopefully not in the same way you enjoyed Orwell's work.WE'RE AIMING FOR SMARTER THIS TIME!Remember, it's not science fiction, it's science prediction! It's not supposed to just entertain you... otherwise evil will just turn right around and use it as an instruction manual! D:
(DIR) Post #AQZve11nf3r9L85QH2 by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T22:54:19.726488Z
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@DrSex @istvan @SuperLutheran I guess he's describing his #SexAddictProblemsThis isn't really a shared experience, dude.Some of us figured out that sex was addictive and we abstained as much as possible to avoid gouging our eyes out... I guess because we were smart enough to figure out the last generation's brand of sarcasm.You didn't.Sucks to be you! Literally! D:
(DIR) Post #AQZvmnkyNDE2mlPBD6 by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T22:57:00.727017Z
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@DrSex @istvan @SuperLutheran First they're complaining that the posts are too long, now they're complaining the posts have too many breaks in them.Maybe you're just lazy.
(DIR) Post #AQZvzcYNL0WXnucqRs by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T23:00:06.897550Z
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@DrSex @istvan @SuperLutheran Well, I'm just glad that ONE of us cares.** It's not me.
(DIR) Post #AQZwfeDvWCbf996JNY by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T23:02:02.649230Z
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@sapphire @istvan @SuperLutheran @DrSex Like the ones they stuffed the Chinese people into?
(DIR) Post #AQZwyOl5F3ZKgTYCO0 by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T22:59:05.193248Z
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@branman65 @SuperLutheran To be clear, I'm forced to let them mock me... otherwise they shoot up schools.Literally!This was William Atchison...
(DIR) Post #AQa0u9i7eA52flOjTs by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T23:11:46.734909Z
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@DrSex @istvan @SuperLutheran "seriously defend your ego"So, let me see if I got this right... you quantify yourself as a serious threat to my ego.U srs nigga?
(DIR) Post #AQa1R0q1ehkgi9lJ6e by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-14T00:01:48.909912Z
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@DrSex @istvan @SuperLutheran I see, so you're saying you're schizophrenic. I get it. That's cool.
(DIR) Post #AQa8H91F5FLarpFZOC by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-13T23:55:59.788776Z
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@Royper Blacks in America are basically just Jews with more violence.They're both groups of lazy stupid assholes who grift off the suffering of people who died ages ago, that they didn't even have anything to do with, all while constantly using it as an insane excuse to cheat, steal, accuse, brutalize and murder everyone else around them.I guess it make sense... I mean, blacks in America were basically raised by Jews.Heathens can only educate more heathens.
(DIR) Post #AQcNMUmlTGFhS2PLZQ by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-15T03:18:12.840347Z
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@chainsaw_appreciator @fuggy @sysrq @Zerglingman @JSDorn @LoneMacReady @mimorinka Because they feel shame over it. To a Jew an apology is more like admitting that you're imperfect... Jews aren't big recognizing their own sin, their own fallibility.You can tell, because... that's why they don't believe in Jesus.Jesus requires, at a default, that you recognize your own imperfections.Jews don't dig imperfection, to the point of addictively trying to victimize themselves, like they're trying to play the role of Jesus.Desperately trying to play imaginary martyr as a means of posturing imagined perfection which they use as a means of attaining power and control.They just looked at Jesus... and then stole his shit. Real sloppy like. Because they're all stupid addicts. Heathens who want to prioritize sin over sainthood.It's like... either you can work diligently to end human sentience... or you can not be a Jew.It's just that simple.
(DIR) Post #AQcNhrFb8q0vCs54KW by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-15T03:22:04.504235Z
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@sysrq @Zerglingman @JSDorn @LoneMacReady @chainsaw_appreciator @mimorinka @fuggy
(DIR) Post #AQcQcW2Qsfv9pf4DOi by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-15T03:52:43.578258Z
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@josh Dude, if they're not going to unban me... they're not going to unban you. Let's be serious. D:
(DIR) Post #AQcRS66aXnROSdbgrw by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-15T04:04:02.811903Z
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@fuggy @Zerglingman @JSDorn @sysrq @chainsaw_appreciator @LoneMacReady @mimorinka They hate them because they don't play fair, because they cheat and when they do... in just incites more people to cheat and then eventually we wind up in a world of pure anarchy. People hate, but they often don't readily recognize the underlying mechanics of that hate.It's not a hatred of the person, it's a hatred of the practices.
(DIR) Post #AQcRew1TLGJkxHKqPI by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-15T04:06:22.015478Z
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@fuggy @Zerglingman @JSDorn @sysrq @chainsaw_appreciator @LoneMacReady @mimorinka Yeah, your addiction is sloth. Mixed with wrathful lust. Yikes... you're gonna pop. D:Get help, dude.
(DIR) Post #AQcRoDlmjE1CbQQRvM by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-15T04:08:02.709356Z
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@fuggy @Zerglingman @JSDorn @sysrq @chainsaw_appreciator @LoneMacReady @mimorinka Addictions only escalate... you are not in control... you will realize that at some point, panic and then you fuck up in likely the worst way imaginable. Get help, dude.
(DIR) Post #AQdGhxw5mRdPQ61Nqq by Onideus@poa.st
2022-12-12T23:58:09.313755Z
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I had to stop 50 seconds in. You can tell when this guy is reading... he's not comprehending.Like he's just parroting the words and you can tell he doesn't understand them because he doesn't read them naturally. When you understand what is written you can read it as if you are simply speaking aloud naturally.When you CAN'T do that, when you stumble and trip over every other syllable like an autistic grade schooler... not hard to tell you can't read.So why would I trust the guy who CAN'T read... to try and gauge my work? I mean, I already know it's going to be nothing but misconception and sad self-insertion.In short, this lame nobody wants to feel special so he's trying to critique writing when he clearly can't read.*sigh*I suppose I'll get high and entertain him. Maybe that's what he's really looking for. Probably he didn't get much attention from his parents, so I guess I can give him some.I'll try and be nice about it tho! :D That'll make it more of a challenge.I'll trip out with like... 95% pure THC, Sour Diesel, that way it won't be so stacked in my favor. It should make for some good Monday evening entertainment.RT: https://poa.st/objects/5a4f67e7-8338-49a8-90b0-b3fd51ba56a6