Posts by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
(DIR) Post #AJLqhhF1WMPrCxTkgK by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-05-11T18:50:53.483209Z
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(DIR) Post #AKa2nKPmdzfoowUHDc by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-06-17T13:04:22.032580Z
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(DIR) Post #AKa3PLe8Vudte0KWK8 by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-06-17T13:10:05.370297Z
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@preciouspeach Ned fuckin Clampett is back baby!!!
(DIR) Post #AKa4MLqLQPvZLAAvD6 by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-06-17T13:21:41.126381Z
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I am spiritually enlightened now. Ask me anything.
(DIR) Post #AKa5Cb8PohwJpAXaYy by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-06-17T13:32:28.860637Z
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@penguin Bath salt
(DIR) Post #AKa5HNkwz8drmOqXiq by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-06-17T13:32:18.389431Z
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@LizzerdBreath If you come seeking knowledge simply look inside yourself and you will find the answer
(DIR) Post #AKarVUHqIU4Nt61V1E by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-06-17T13:31:09.972414Z
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@preciouspeach I did, and psychedelics as well. I went to India and stayed with a guru and a yogi master. I pretty sure I left behind a few half Indian Neds. Long story short, I hot wired the gurus rickshaw and rolled it over in village chiefs yard and I though I was in big trouble, but the guru laughed light heartedly called me the most free spirit he'd ever met and gifted me 9 wives. Apparently the gurus wife wasn't one of them. And now I have a warrant for my arrest through interpol, but I was able to flee the country in a shipping container curry.
(DIR) Post #ALBozLIH8UI7wrng4O by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-05T17:05:43.023157Z
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I honestly shouldn't be allowed on the streets
(DIR) Post #ALBozMYyPtF5swcWjg by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-05T17:11:23.011297Z
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@preciouspeach Whats this i hear you speakin southern now? 😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #ALCWbuDq182vJIMLtA by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-06T02:33:30.709715Z
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@_skycaptain @preciouspeach By god womern thats the language of an angel
(DIR) Post #ALCWbwOXwHng35NvrE by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-06T02:35:16.810701Z
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@_skycaptain @preciouspeach It ain't love unless you cuss a mother fucker until his ears bleed 😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #ALG3JmDK8J3vcQK2fA by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-07T19:27:57.014664Z
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@KiKi88 @matty @Humpleupagus You mean thats not how you're supposed to do it?!?!?
(DIR) Post #ALG9any3SuWxhogQYi by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-07T20:39:29.217028Z
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@Koropokkur @loghdub @ceruds @graf @undu
(DIR) Post #ALK2aN9bEhlfUtlmPw by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-09T17:36:39.670233Z
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And now its time for a Lesson in Southern vocabulary with @preciouspeach Today's word is "Dancin"Pronounced, "Dane"-sin"Now say it all together darlin'... Dancin'!Here it is used in a sentence.Later on when youins' finish up at alkyhol, we gonna jump out on the front porch and do us a little dancin'!! This moment has been brought to you by Ned_Clampett in association with Jim Beam distillery inc., and sherwin-williams paint thinner.
(DIR) Post #ALMg2iXvkuS6W20cuu by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-10T16:32:47.394877Z
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@preciouspeach By God woman!
(DIR) Post #ALMg2jbVp4uZnQh08e by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-10T23:06:09.450816Z
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@preciouspeach The butter seared tomahawk?? Yes I did, very, very, fancy.Pronounced, Fain- see like Reba. Matter of fact your new nick name is Fancy.
(DIR) Post #ALMg2k12IBKP4adNvE by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-10T23:10:11.666088Z
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@preciouspeach BTW, im trying to get into the zoo for obvious reasons, like I belong there, but apparently there's a screening process, and im not sure telling them the reason I want in is because Peach is #onhere and Honky is #onhere and im a quasi internet stalker with no real life friends who follows niche internet celebrities, was the best way of approaching that question, 😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #ALMg2lJrRfyr7GRvu4 by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-10T23:12:04.699446Z
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@preciouspeach Is Gert in the zoo too? I consider her one of my few frens too?
(DIR) Post #ALMpWDSimyNoNwiIM4 by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-11T01:56:23.527951Z
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@preciouspeach Thank you @Humpleupagus you really know how to make a man feel welcome. We are in for one Hellacious hootenanny
(DIR) Post #ALlmej5ywwmW8rcYYS by Ned_Clampett@poa.st
2022-07-23T02:31:07.733370Z
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I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trashyoutu.be/iqddqYX5c_k