Posts by Murkrow@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #9t8igWleqR8UwxUc5o by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-03-18T17:49:21Z
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In isolation? Miss rabb.it? Boom, watch Netflix together from far apart https://www.gamespot.com/articles/netflix-party-lets-you-watch-with-friends-online-l/1100-6474858/
(DIR) Post #9t94rQBmYTt2SGZseG by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-03-18T22:03:08Z
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Good thing about this isolation is I've not put shoes on since Monday and it's looking unlikely I'll need to for a good long while nowI can appreciate my sock collection all day erry day
(DIR) Post #9tAZeSvbvJc1jpPrPM by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-03-19T11:18:40Z
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@bram everyone banging on about "omg there's a baby button", that's for heating baby food. Just like the one for heating cow food and the one for heating fish food and the one for heating a stunning sunset over the ocean.
(DIR) Post #9tAZhv4tigCDubPIau by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-03-19T11:32:02Z
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@romrom @bram bottom right is "escape a high-security facility by dancing through the moving lasers, then stare in rapturous wonder at the sun setting over the ocean as you realise, maybe for the first time, the true value of your freedom". Which is pretty advanced for a microwave.
(DIR) Post #9vsMjKBZtZCRgWx3Ls by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-06-08T14:30:24Z
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Just got an ad for watches that divided their products into "men's, women's and iconic"Ah yes, the three genders.
(DIR) Post #9vvAXRyNl0teyjvpbs by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-06-09T21:17:42Z
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@Mirima I aspire to be bird in a sweater
(DIR) Post #9wDPu3lGWyFOOPlCTo by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-06-18T18:15:14Z
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Exactly what it says on the tin. These are all geared at English speakers wanting to learn Japanese, no prior knowledge necessary. From left to right, top to bottom we have:Japanese for Dummies (no CD)Japanese phrasebookJapanese DemystifiedKanji Learner's DictionaryInstant Japanese (with CD)English-Japanese Dictionary(continued in reply)
(DIR) Post #9wU0c8enrDeWomWips by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-06-26T18:19:51Z
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derailed the entire oneshot by saying "jif" about an animated picture
(DIR) Post #9wUU8D1I4NxoHngodc by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-06-26T23:51:59Z
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@Mirima hey are you taking commissions btw? A friend is looking for ocs to be drawn and I think they'll love you!
(DIR) Post #9wUUSTFZR3gCPo1xGy by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-06-26T23:55:23Z
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@Mirima I sent them your insta profile while we were on the phone and they've just gone "oh WOW... they... their art is... I have ceased to function..."
(DIR) Post #9wx20aGgYoQiNxaBTU by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-07-10T18:22:43Z
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Papa: que fais-tu maintennant?Moi: uhhhhhhhhhh je ne connais pas les motsPapa: que fais-tu?Moi: je... je... brosser le jardin??? OH SHIT OFF THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING GO AWAY
(DIR) Post #9wx2Fs42g3bLvGxTNo by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-07-10T18:26:24Z
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@Sapphaos sorry I was too busy singing Bubblegum KK to a dragonfly, could you repeat that?
(DIR) Post #A0zWR5gO6jcF2k7FuC by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-11-08T14:39:36Z
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@jk not to brag, but I went and stood in a field in mid-June 😌
(DIR) Post #A1VMQDghBJLJHfXK8O by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-11-23T23:10:33Z
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Hey computer friends, stupid question but I can't google itWhat's the name of this port or the symbol above this port? It's on the back of a 2011 Mac Mini, I found a diagram calling it a firewire800 and then something saying firewire800 doesn't display video, but my Dad's convinced the monitor plugged into here.I just need to order a cable that's HDMI to whatever this thing is
(DIR) Post #A2Ui6qLgy6mhT7KDWS by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2020-12-23T13:41:01Z
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Unmasked woman got right in my ear in the supermarket to tell me it's not actually a pan of tony, as in "Hi Mum I'm in Marks, do you have a Pan Of Tony or should I pick one up" as if I wasn't staring directly at the box that says panettone and as if it matters even one fucking iota that I made a bone apple tea joke at my mum down the phone
(DIR) Post #A3IlpqXMoGtGYv9Uzw by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2021-01-16T17:07:12Z
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@jk @envgen if it helps at all, my wardrobe rail has been sagging for more than a decade and so far there have been no consequences other than aesthetic. Sag isn't necessarily a precursor to snap or break or even weaken!
(DIR) Post #A6e47Yecfg7N0N4Ko4 by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2021-04-26T17:31:27Z
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@ocean that's like asking people to choose inhale or exhale, both all the time!
(DIR) Post #A9d7cLMYkHMrIF2TZo by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2021-07-24T15:25:38Z
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Customer: I'M DEAF!!!Me, signing clumsily: [I understand] [thank you] *points at products that need scanning* [please?]Customer: I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M DEAF!!!Me: *nods* [I understand]Customer: WILL YOU BLOODY SPEAK UP!!!Me: OH SORRY I THOUGHT YOU MEANT COMPLETELY DEAFCustomer: don't you shout at me
(DIR) Post #A9egClNyKUKrWc5yq0 by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2021-07-25T18:11:13Z
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@Aleums what games do you have on your Lentil?
(DIR) Post #AASq5XXZBDRWJSDBDs by Murkrow@mastodon.social
2021-08-18T22:55:14Z
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Roses are red, violets are blue, game is confusing, baba is you