Posts by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
(DIR) Post #2362370 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2018-12-28T09:43:07Z
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@starwall @CornishRepublicanArmy @lynnesbian
(DIR) Post #2404904 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2018-12-29T17:23:06Z
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I think people vastly prefer my “tinkering in the garage” content to my “turn of the century shitpost” contentand honestly, I can’t blame them
(DIR) Post #2473733 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2018-12-31T15:35:20Z
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@lynnesbian @garfiald me, contented simpleton “y’all are bad at cereal”
(DIR) Post #2479743 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2018-12-31T19:04:42Z
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Public Private Fartnership
(DIR) Post #2568943 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-03T04:38:28Z
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Brush your teeth then drink some OJ and remember that Jesus suffered too
(DIR) Post #2604410 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-03T04:35:15Z
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Tomorrow I’m gonna head into the woods to look for spoon making materials. Should I post pics of how to select good saplings?I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT?!?!
(DIR) Post #2604411 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-03T13:27:53Z
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Well, that was easy
(DIR) Post #2604412 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-03T13:35:24Z
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Snapped off, about 5 feet up the trunk, probably that bad snowstorm from a few weeks back. A beautiful holly tree, perfect for spoon carving, about 10 feet from the trailhead. *shrugs*
(DIR) Post #2604413 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-03T13:41:51Z
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Limbed and cut it’s about 10-11 feet long, about 3 1/2 inches at the base. A lot of spoon potential!
(DIR) Post #2604414 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-03T13:50:58Z
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The part of the cutting tool today was played by the, oft overlooked and criminally underrated, Woodman’s Pal.
(DIR) Post #2604415 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-03T18:00:17Z
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Wet, cold, but very very beautiful
(DIR) Post #2609627 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-03T21:04:53Z
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I see your truck nutz and I raise you whatever the fuck this is
(DIR) Post #2609654 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-03T21:07:30Z
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“Do I have to?”“If you want to come in you have to use the knocker”“But you know I’m out here! We’re texting right now!”“BAP THE SAYTR FOR ENTRY”
(DIR) Post #2617819 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-03T21:58:57Z
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@Torie until college I thought Costa Rica was an island
(DIR) Post #2620736 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-04T00:41:56Z
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Dystopia is a white people word that means “what if all that shit happened TO US?!?”
(DIR) Post #2651732 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-04T09:49:23Z
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If you don’t track your package at least twice an hour UPS just hurls it into the sea
(DIR) Post #2665182 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-05T09:51:24Z
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@lynnesbian there’s a Room of Requirement somewhere in Hogwarts that’s packed to the rafters with poops
(DIR) Post #2751836 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-07T23:14:31Z
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Life hack: eat oranges in the shower and spaghetti in the nude
(DIR) Post #9fYwtrqpAz0Aaeq7Sy by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2018-11-21T19:30:41Z
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Boost to have the giant-disembodied-sky-hand slap your booty
(DIR) Post #9k6xYBcMY7QrcnpQZc by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
2018-12-07T16:48:38Z
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There’s two kinds of people on this here Mastodon