Posts by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
(DIR) Post #9zJRCehmPmMjM6pFlQ by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-09-19T08:30:49Z
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its always bothered me that scratch is a chicken, and coconuts is a monkey, but grounder is aaaaa.... drilling machine??? like not a mole, or something, just a machine with drills
(DIR) Post #9zJRCepvvSt5lOdlTM by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-09-19T08:37:16Z
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holy shit, Verti Cal and Horizont Al... I havn't thought about these dudes in a minute... also, Sally just said "Okay boomer" hahahahahahah
(DIR) Post #9zJRCf3P7NfARAwWTA by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-09-19T09:30:03Z
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new meme template
(DIR) Post #9zdd0tUot3MO1GIGtU by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-09-29T03:13:44Z
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I feel like I just realized that they call it a hoe down because its time to put the hoe down and dance
(DIR) Post #A00Frpg7FqcQApaTgG by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-10-10T01:14:21Z
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Saying "jason derulo..." in the same tone and context as I normally say "jesus christ..."
(DIR) Post #A0ccA7wFCKMW1KIeWG by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-10-28T13:14:49Z
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One mans ugly christmas sweater is another man's beautiful year round sweater.(I am the second man)
(DIR) Post #A0v09O6gtTjZo65tnE by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2019-02-21T08:17:50Z
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#a #good #poster #always #hashtags #their #posts!
(DIR) Post #A2AO1v37b0mgG530Hg by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-12-11T06:28:49Z
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Pb&j crafting habits
(DIR) Post #A4v66ExuEP5hwlFZrc by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2021-03-06T02:30:31Z
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claiming that hamburger helper actually helps hamburger is a goddamn lie
(DIR) Post #A6LetCGotSWxWE0FsG by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-03-08T05:55:47Z
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"Goddamit, Balthagor!" I snarled in the angriest voice I could muster while still whispering. "I can't go on another adventure! I have a family now!""Andromar needs you once more, David. Andromar needs a hero." Balthagor stated, and then sipped the frothing bud light that Jane thoughtfully left for me to relax with when I came home."Did you eat the whole goddamn fridge?!" I yelled as I saw the piles of dirty dishes resting on the kitchen table. "Wizards are assholes!"
(DIR) Post #A6LetDx2dxtkjSlUK8 by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-03-08T06:32:01Z
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"Are you kidding me, David?" Jane shouted. "Yesterday our guide was Balthagor, the most powerful wizard in Andromar. I don't even know who the fuck this is!" Her eyes were aflame as she pointed with deadly anger at the newcomer.With seemingly no awareness of our presence, the stranger continued vomiting shining liquid into his grotesque mug. My stomach turned, not at the sight in front of me, but at the prospects of the day to come.
(DIR) Post #A6LetFaQZ0ztnuCSLw by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-03-08T06:44:21Z
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"'Ello there, little ones." Said the ogre in cockney accented English for some reason. Its impressive stream was cascading down on to the mossy forest floor expelling musty heat in our direction."Christ," Muttered Jane. Using a hand to rub her tired eyes."You 'ere to watch then?""We mean only to pass the Old Boarwood, mighty one." Said Balthagor, stepping forward to address the creature."Now might be your only chance. Couple more minutes and I'll be empty, then we'll have'ta fight."
(DIR) Post #A6LetHHMGsvr3LIFuK by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-03-08T06:55:11Z
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just so i don't get accused of stealing and in case any of you don't know how to backwards image searchthe first image is from the cover of "The Time In The Dark" by Barbara Hamblythe second image is titled "We are NOT taking the wizard" by MattRhodesArt on DAthe third image is called "Bad manners" by Allnamesinuse on DA
(DIR) Post #A7QMliSgkcSZlgrUi8 by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2021-05-20T00:33:48Z
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Dan harmon is just becoming the parody of himself that I've always seen him as
(DIR) Post #A7QMlkH40oLjODRErw by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2021-05-20T00:40:55Z
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I bet dan harmon has punched some writers room walls
(DIR) Post #AEjNv33PNBlazsclDE by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2020-01-14T12:28:15Z
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Dont worry, I will take on the responsibility of supporting windows 7 after microsoft is done
(DIR) Post #AGNsp5sa0HjSguypYO by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2022-02-12T00:28:36Z
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thundercats is just an intersection of cats the musical and he-manwhat the fuck
(DIR) Post #AGNsp7xGHqfL81Bb84 by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2022-02-12T00:29:29Z
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listen to the themesong and tell me i'm wrong...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcGNqrAtsgg
(DIR) Post #AogZJsMWhlrgK7YIvA by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2024-12-03T23:13:36Z
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Can I get one of those "in this house we believe" yard signs but instead of a bunch of platitudes it's the born to die world is a fuck meme?
(DIR) Post #AogZJtkJYoUGcBgodc by MrJimmy@mastodon.xyz
2024-12-04T00:14:41Z
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i did it