Posts by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
(DIR) Post #APVASszPixWs1MydAO by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-11T17:50:59.235919Z
3 likes, 2 repeats
(DIR) Post #APVCjci5hgVcMXz0dc by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-11T17:52:33.855342Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
If i ever achieve lift off ill fly over and shit You'll know it was me if the shit stinks of banana
(DIR) Post #APVJ6danBlnJU5vUxs by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-11T19:24:02.676093Z
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Need to find me a woman that when i die will have me stuffed with my arms and legs strached out and a hard dick and turn me into a flying motorcycle that way everyone below would get a full moon............and she could have a flying fuck
(DIR) Post #APX4gnLfHdwTAeYNsW by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T16:00:29.879100Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
(DIR) Post #APX4gruCLBwTIuk1GC by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T16:00:57.547005Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
(DIR) Post #APX4h4hYlUYazTvbrk by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T15:50:58.593149Z
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(DIR) Post #APXFtCT2ogBU2y7h8S by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T18:07:08.031919Z
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How fat people should be treated
(DIR) Post #APXGBdCw8TRyC0NTDU by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T18:11:05.844481Z
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Just laugh and shut the fuck up you fat fuck
(DIR) Post #APXGvblBqkGn1YK4Ho by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T18:19:57.449857Z
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Your chins wiggling when you talk caused two earthquakes and a tsunami just now
(DIR) Post #APXIBL4zjeTdsTeQhU by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T18:32:36.130535Z
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Everytime a Japanese person sees you thay run away screaming "GOJIRA!!!!!"
(DIR) Post #APXImdFDA6OovgDEbw by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T18:39:38.253302Z
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Stop eating so i can understand you without getting getting food all over my fur and suit What lousy ass zookeeper let you in my exhibit anyhow you ate all my fucking bananas
(DIR) Post #APXJeDlg6AFBYMx4QS by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T18:47:27.736572Z
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Oh fuck you support Russia? Thats what the Z is for right? fuck wish i would have seen that sooner cant hate on you i wouldn't even exist if it wasnt for Ilya Ivanovich IvanovHis experiment was successful shhhhh dont tell no body
(DIR) Post #APXJmXmvY1qDxfVM0m by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T18:51:41.649716Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
Mix 90% alcohol with a table spoon of peroxide to help with sleep
(DIR) Post #APXJtFXjmSs3P1b65g by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T18:53:08.387683Z
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Oh shit!!!!! Still mad i killed your Zedonk when i escaped?
(DIR) Post #APXK5tvFTfW66ycwaG by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T18:54:52.510555Z
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Its uglier than the original
(DIR) Post #APXKU9OHcOnX2Glr0a by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T18:59:48.533597Z
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Still would eat its face
(DIR) Post #APXQCRxCSgXb7Y2u4u by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-11-12T17:51:57.331406Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Oh i can help make the best cleaning aid first you need some water and sulfer after mixed thoroughly add peroxide Dunk head in
(DIR) Post #AQljSrBh2Y4O58965Q by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-12-19T15:37:28.940496Z
2 likes, 2 repeats
Just did a scientific experiment Went outside in 30 degree weather with no pants and farted.........it makes steam just like when you breathe Now im off to conduct more fart related science!
(DIR) Post #AQlqGP9EAHeRK20ApU by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-12-19T16:49:43.527939Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
Gonna spend the rest of my day drinking laxative and tonight at the coldest point on gonna go outside do a handstand and shit up I'll keep you posted on the results
(DIR) Post #AQmX5idbeocec3MWum by Monkey@eveningzoo.club
2022-12-19T19:12:42.620511Z
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Attempted to fill a weather balloon with farts for this purpose but men in dark suits showed up and cut the balloon.......it was almost full