Posts by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
(DIR) Post #AKkx1XyTsoseTFVveK by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-22T19:22:52.266845Z
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Activitypub software where everything's a post. My profile is a post. The menu button is a post. The notification button is a post. The TOS is a post
(DIR) Post #AKkxBfuzChEQ0Gi0OG by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-22T19:24:41.305909Z
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@smithy nah mate I used one two days ago to buy mushrooms
(DIR) Post #AKkxpgS2dnFHExFQDw by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-22T19:31:56.662232Z
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You know the thing where a movie has a chase scene where the guy running away almost gets caught, then there's a jump cut and they're further ahead? I wanna make a movie where there's three shots like that, then you see a continuous shot from the pursuer's perspective and they're *actually* blinking ahead, like they're frickin Star Platinum-ing and running 5 meters up. Maybe have a sound effect between each jump cut and each blink ahead.
(DIR) Post #AKnH5HVMVyZ9oYn1rE by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-23T22:17:05.009469Z
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We the jury sentence the defendant to hell
(DIR) Post #AKnPQIyR31LG5JvN1U by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-23T23:50:29.710479Z
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@fugger Erectioncraft
(DIR) Post #AKnWfcYREFHapu0yA4 by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-24T01:11:43.196441Z
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@fugger unfortunately it's made of cobblestone and it's rectangular. Gotta add some mods to make it more lifelike.
(DIR) Post #AKnrIio3uqpUbTFEfY by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-24T05:02:53.634285Z
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@numberonedonaldtrumpfan bro why you so aggressive to everyone
(DIR) Post #AKo0CXmwrnhkHWqwO8 by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-24T06:42:36.875812Z
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@mushroom_soup In the eyes of the law, yes, I have committed a grave crime, but in the eyes of God...
(DIR) Post #AKo9MPmcNtPxw9Toy8 by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-24T08:25:10.550533Z
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(DIR) Post #AKo9j1IzYglOgGOxRA by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-24T08:29:20.245346Z
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I'm going to try starting conversations with strangers and see if that improves my life
(DIR) Post #AKoAxbCR08hG0rqlP6 by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-24T08:43:10.225317Z
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"Well believe it or not, I randomly think, 'hey, wouldn't it be weird if I had to testify about this particular situation at a later date,' and that thought just happened to pop in my head for this particular instance."
(DIR) Post #AKoHbtvdNzLTPNanke by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-24T09:57:41.564665Z
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@fugger fuck Microsoft ain't no big company gonna ruin my blockgame fun
(DIR) Post #AKoJ60ybqW6LuPuJm4 by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-24T10:14:18.840314Z
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@fediblock damn but annie is a proud trans woman with a dark sense of humour
(DIR) Post #AKpOzEkV2HoJTmQ1mC by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-24T22:55:03.412149Z
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@vriska I will never have sex, therefore no one else should ever have sex.
(DIR) Post #AKpwmwkP64DfR5epiS by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-25T05:13:48.399645Z
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opened 50 pistachios and ate them all at once
(DIR) Post #AKqM0nRkyHe1UxdWQy by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-25T09:56:23.323894Z
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I should catch up with Kill Six Billion Demons one of these days
(DIR) Post #AKqMfIXamdIxWCg8e0 by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-25T10:03:44.961049Z
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The world feels too small
(DIR) Post #AKqPX6NUQ9UXLEjjPc by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-25T10:35:52.012970Z
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>We need a constitutional amendment to make abortion federally legal
(DIR) Post #AKrCHNqmxOXp4zJUlk by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-25T19:42:05.177513Z
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@joe hey bro do you have herpes because I find you moderately attractive but don't want to fuck you, can I get you a drink
(DIR) Post #AKrD0TfSAwoO9VVvHc by MercurialBlack@syntheti.cyou
2022-06-25T19:50:14.309911Z
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@joe yeah I call my sis bro all the time