Posts by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
(DIR) Post #AIyajQAeIHSzFWH7fU by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-04-30T13:34:50.868300Z
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What amazes me about The Babylon Bee is their sheer variety of jokes. They have at least twice as many as I do.
(DIR) Post #AIyauP4UimBL1ddK7c by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-04-30T13:36:50.258046Z
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God yes please
(DIR) Post #AIyiixHgUbABICr3YW by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-04-30T15:04:24.148268Z
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I used to have a friend, Jeff. Was great with the young ladies, definitely could have hooked you up.Unfortunately he got in with the wrong crowd, and was murdered in his own bed.
(DIR) Post #AIyj5igGxCDsf4D7HE by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-04-30T15:08:31.120378Z
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I was playing this song on repeat for weeks after I lost.You could never understand the pain. I've always had a humiliation fetish, but spending almost a billion dollars and only winning American Samoa was just too much.
(DIR) Post #AIz8XYeyIpgCXnyOu0 by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-04-30T19:53:40.789813Z
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Blasphemy, embrace Khazar Milkers
(DIR) Post #AIzxgdLjKbj9ME3fIu by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-05-01T05:26:46.251506Z
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This is furry propaganda. Kill yourself.
(DIR) Post #AJ0uydJw4Xc7mA4Oci by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-05-01T16:31:07.057123Z
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I choose death by suicide
(DIR) Post #AJ1iJsLsHEXgEIjfMG by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-05-02T01:44:00.276978Z
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You're close, but what actually happened is the DNC heard Putin had tapes of a New York Billionaire presidential contender getting peed on, and assumed they were talking about Trump. That assumption was wrong; I was the one getting peed on.
(DIR) Post #AJ1j1Qb8pH2ytWdz0a by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-05-02T01:51:53.068704Z
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Agreed, it's weird, and they never quite look like what you were hoping when you actually use them.
(DIR) Post #AJBpKcXUnIboQgx7QG by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-05-06T22:49:40.420612Z
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So what you're telling me is that we need to burn the fediverse down
(DIR) Post #AJHsWUtOW3WF01JH6G by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-05-09T20:53:43.254335Z
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Is that an open offer?
(DIR) Post #AJHsdEGAkoVtRQAqzw by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-05-09T20:54:55.910952Z
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I'm just glad Trump took the fall for that one
(DIR) Post #AJHtreTSBeNEkepMUy by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-05-09T21:08:44.713364Z
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You'd better take that back, or the next time I run, I'm doubling the ads
(DIR) Post #AJHuNPIu7msey82EvA by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-05-09T21:14:29.480560Z
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This could have been us
(DIR) Post #AJPyVtOO5uZbgUa4ye by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-05-13T18:38:31.108617Z
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Had I won the election, one of my first acts as president would have been establishing a furry hunting program.But homosexuals? The United States is a free and tolerant country, there is no place for bigotry here.
(DIR) Post #AKPpcGCYOqllQkABLk by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-06-12T14:50:56.315471Z
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Read this as shoot.gif initially, and I've gotta say that really got my hopes up
(DIR) Post #AKQ75BlRftgdHrrak4 by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-06-12T18:06:29.275473Z
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This game looks amazing. Does anyone know what it's called?
(DIR) Post #AKZcNEwRlzRDVafHn6 by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2022-06-17T06:31:09.945675Z
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Ma'am you seem to have a lot of useful skills and could probably get a pay raise if you switched jobs, have you applied to any of the other yards in your city?
(DIR) Post #AS4hessAfTvM0t2yuW by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2023-01-27T17:09:27.399793Z
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Why are so many of these guys taking the money when it's only $10 million? I've spent more than that settling my harassment suits.RT: https://gleasonator.com/objects/cefbf2ee-0af6-4b0d-9226-26197c17eda7
(DIR) Post #AS4jjIvJxBKBsJkvDs by MajorMike2020@gleasonator.com
2023-01-27T17:11:16.426701Z
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@flux @Hollahollara @dave @polarisera Well that's not true