Posts by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
(DIR) Post #ATynt2tnHu2K8pi7Gq by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-03-25T16:32:43Z
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@diceynes @thor it’s jackfruit Ty for asking 😂, what about you
(DIR) Post #ATywKKK7PX9ldQXk1I by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-03-25T18:09:26Z
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@diceynes @thor love homemade food ❤️
(DIR) Post #AUNgM48WqzbcVLGoHg by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-06T16:38:24Z
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Pooping in a toilet, that has motion sensor lights, involves bat like flapping arm movements. I know this know.
(DIR) Post #AUTkD10E4u6qSG6knQ by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-09T14:39:47Z
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Parents were on the fence about the timeline of the holiday homework, so I manned up and asked on the school chat group if these sheets were to be handed in next year.
(DIR) Post #AUY8jyed0NYEGB608G by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-11T17:43:36Z
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Sex so hot, it turns on the smoke alarms.
(DIR) Post #AUYA1RdEcWyR0dKxV2 by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-11T17:58:13Z
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@calculsoberic 😂🔥😂🔥
(DIR) Post #AUeFEXSzNKQkV88Kie by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-14T16:16:09Z
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A tiny cute girl just asked my kiddo to follow her around and he is only happy to do it and this is how it starts.
(DIR) Post #AUjYi5kRWhvQBAchsm by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-17T05:14:48Z
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I’m about to go to IKEA and like stuff and cry that I can’t assemble it myself.
(DIR) Post #AUqQ4K6lHIVrbcJAOW by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-20T13:22:39Z
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What is morse code for ‘fuck you’?
(DIR) Post #AUqXtqRTWHACKtVksy by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-20T14:50:33Z
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@calculsoberic super
(DIR) Post #AUyycsXihwhzxIFJi4 by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-24T16:27:27Z
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Me *scrolling for my birth year to open a new account*The server “I’m just gonna go on a limb and say that you are old enough”
(DIR) Post #AV09ZfGyskogaI2wCW by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-25T06:05:07Z
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@calculsoberic 😅🤷🏻♀️
(DIR) Post #AV7EsN7cS13ZfZ7ubI by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-04-28T16:06:33Z
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I might be petty but at least… ….I got nothing.
(DIR) Post #AXOADE23rq44UFGjho by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-07-05T15:40:37Z
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Opening an erotic store called “Lord of the Kinks”.
(DIR) Post #AXr6HF7YaCTkUG3MQq by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-07-19T14:41:21Z
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Welcome to your 40s, the warnings at the amusement park are now surprisingly applicable.
(DIR) Post #AY5PTFDymKm8ahbUES by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-07-26T11:59:59Z
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Asking a woman if she is “on her period” won’t help you but treating her like she is “on her period” might save your life.
(DIR) Post #AYMugIT2cBrIv4F31E by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-08-03T13:49:13Z
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You could feel like a 20 year old or an 80 year old depending upon if you want to shake your booty or a filled bucket.
(DIR) Post #AYU5hwLKIqzqU1L4BU by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-08-07T02:22:49Z
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Q: How do Britishers both agree and disagree with you at the same time?A: 1) by commenting “quite”Or2) by saying literally anything else
(DIR) Post #AYm7v3N9sfR5wYyHzs by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-08-16T03:08:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts meow
(DIR) Post #AZFdXmAwU5wc452WHY by Madhattermommy@ohai.social
2023-08-30T08:48:17Z
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My therapist: oh my socks are loose Me:Me: are you feeling shrinky?