Posts by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #A1k9MW7MKgQXFiJMCu by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-01T02:28:13Z
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Oh, so you advocate for open borders and yet your account is locked. Interesting.
(DIR) Post #A1lfZIqiMopNYacts0 by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-01T00:47:26Z
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we mostly get our food from barrels or pots found in ancient sealed crypts that are guarded by low-level undead enemies. mainly apples and sometimes whole wheels of cheese. i've never had "peanut butter."
(DIR) Post #A1oIampwe0zjNbsuRM by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-03T02:37:28Z
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user: [gets cancelled and suspended from their instance after spending an entire day harassing my friends and calling them racist]user: time to set up shop on .social
(DIR) Post #A1pDvuv7TpeVv1WOC8 by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-03T13:19:48Z
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Can’t believe herman Cain is dead... was really looking forward to Moby Dick 2...
(DIR) Post #A1sVyg6TPGzpU0B636 by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2018-09-02T04:55:04Z
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Let me just get ahead of this whole drama:yes, Bigfoot and I engaged in a quick but passionate love affair during the summer of 1991. NO, that does not mean my objectivity as an editor of Cryptid Quarterly is “compromised.”
(DIR) Post #A1sXIFdHdN1R8BQCmG by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-05T03:40:39Z
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@body incredibly cursed, thank you
(DIR) Post #A1sXb4gUZ002g4tkIa by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-05T03:44:17Z
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“Log off”? “Take a walk”? “Go outside”? Uh ok mr fucking smart guy maybe I will. Maybe I’ll enjoy nature and the fresh air. Maybe my revenge will be a day well spent. I bet you don’t actually want me to log off. Well guess what, I’m winning this one
(DIR) Post #A1tG8SP5nBgtmVUJWq by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-05T03:47:25Z
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Imagine doing that Reddit secret Santa. Imagine just giving some weirdo on Reddit your address.
(DIR) Post #A1tG8Sx7keufU3PUZc by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-05T03:51:17Z
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Reddit moment is doxxing yourself to a potentially unhinged stalker on the off chance that Bill Gates sends you like an Xbox and a bunch of Star Wars shirts.
(DIR) Post #A1tHEe9L8NIHu0dQy8 by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-05T12:14:56Z
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what the fuck did I miss last night
(DIR) Post #A1tKAzsahViw05khWq by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-05T12:44:31Z
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If I could get vulnerable with you all for a second, calling cream cheese “schmear” really freaks me out. It just conjures images of gross things.
(DIR) Post #A1tez3lMXD2DbhWJpA by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-05T16:42:37Z
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It pisses me off to no end how “give poor people cash” is like objectively and obviously a huge economic stimulant and yet liberal and conservative austerity hawks will scream “read an economics textbook” at you while going to their grave ensuring that this never happens.
(DIR) Post #A1ub4XacrSe4u1ofmy by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-06T00:08:48Z
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Please President Xi start astroturfing Reddit so I don’t have to see another post where some weedy white kid from Illinois spends five paragraphs making up proclamations about China while smugly referring to you as Pooh as if that’s some epic own.
(DIR) Post #A1ub4XkCHsIlNiIJhw by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-06T00:12:23Z
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Basing my political beliefs entirely upon anti-Reddit contrarianism. Whatever they think I believe the opposite.
(DIR) Post #A1zyOy6BHScVe95LV2 by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-08T17:00:02Z
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combing through your likes tab and cross-referencing it against my spreadsheet of know bad actors or their friends. Any likes on tweets from accounts with more than a 3rd degree relationship and you’re getting a demerit. At three demerits you get unfollowed. At six, I add you to the spreadsheet. At ten I post about you in the group DM, and at twenty? Well, it’s callout post time.
(DIR) Post #A21y3sPLdHPoEPufDc by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-09T16:11:49Z
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I saw the epic mealtime bacon guys or whatever on tiktok making anti-vegan jokes and it's amazing watching someone try and transition into 2020 while being so clearly stuck in 2012.
(DIR) Post #A2CAlJsJ8Dt1F6fCee by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-14T14:59:59Z
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children are always quoting the Maryland Code & Court Rules from West's Annotated Code of Maryland
(DIR) Post #A2LLIGbjdIUYj3fTBQ by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-19T01:12:40Z
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fun fact, the 💅🏻 emoji is actually just someone with really long toes
(DIR) Post #A2LLIIpdManXckBb7o by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-19T01:14:03Z
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I was told this by Eugen "Gargron" Mastodon himself btw
(DIR) Post #A2LOXwgLmbqFQJziMq by LuigiEsq@mastodon.social
2020-12-19T01:21:11Z
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"heh, jeez, when will after it be MY turn actually to get cancelled? getting lmao. I feel left out" cancelled