Posts by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
(DIR) Post #AZCamRjJtrSff3Xkrg by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-28T21:33:13Z
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@PopeASDF @CapnBlackout it must be Eagle Man!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI
(DIR) Post #AZCc5hTvewdpyF5bKC by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-28T21:35:29Z
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@PopeASDF @CapnBlackout https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyJXxnJKWkE
(DIR) Post #AZCc5iuuK7oeQCif0y by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-28T21:42:47Z
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@CapnBlackout @PopeASDF Fun thing about Vern Fonk Insurance: they have a side interest in bikini baristas shops, which is why there's ALWAYS one in their parking lots.
(DIR) Post #AZCcIIoUge9FEBiYJE by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-28T21:51:18Z
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@PopeASDF @CapnBlackout the main guy that we all thought for years was Vern Fonk was actually just an employee, and he died a few years ago of cancer related stuff. They realized that they were the sole advertisers for entire hours on KONG TV (the NBC affiliate's UHF channel) so they just started doing longer and longer commercials that evolved into a sketch comedy format. That would've probably gone into an actual show if the main Vern Fonk actor hadn't died early.
(DIR) Post #AZCdG0tSRRmZ1cVn0q by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-28T21:36:14Z
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Eagle Man is your newest ShorDurPerSav.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyJXxnJKWkE
(DIR) Post #AZClmYYbcESmKamr7w by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-28T23:29:18Z
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If you need some bizarre audio for something, you go girl!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsbzrhcwSBo
(DIR) Post #AZDDKZsdtrdR2jbe2y by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-29T02:22:37Z
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BOOMERS: We were really sincere about our beliefs, your lot is really cynical.GEN X: Because you made it a policy to use our sincerity against us to sell us carbonated beverages. MILLENIAL: You did that to us!GEN X: No, we took advantage of your hopelessness and desperation to connect to sell you carbonated beverages, you never had sincerity we could work with.GREATEST GENERATION: We just got drunk and beat everybody until we were too old to get away with it.BOOMER, X, MILL: We know.
(DIR) Post #AZH9TwNO0Y0kEc2Ee8 by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-31T02:04:35Z
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Well folks, pack it up. They nuanced themselves into the term “White Hat Pedophiles”. There it is, the Final Frontier, let’s paint the big red line, not cross it, and go home.
(DIR) Post #AZHHVpN1pEXoieHKHQ by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-31T02:27:48Z
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@PopeASDF Yeah, that’s the sort of clown logic that Qanon tells us is what they believe only after six to eight months of believing that “good” pedophiles (Republican) only want to help us catch the “bad” prdophiles (Democrat), because that molested kid really appreciates the difference.
(DIR) Post #AZIBv0OPZoGtZpVXn6 by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-31T01:10:12Z
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I dunno, maybe things WERE better when we lobotomized the Rosemary Kennedies of the world.
(DIR) Post #AZIsjfBUNuq2dyIkpU by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-31T22:18:16Z
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TerrifyingHootsEvangelizingMauve
(DIR) Post #AZIt9v3dzRtNP59Tcm by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-31T20:06:06Z
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Not only does this dude tell a racist joke, but he keeps telling it until he finds somebody to laugh at it.
(DIR) Post #AZJMmMDiLXyNJyXjPc by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-09-01T03:54:30Z
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Every generation of American history has been about the Superior Cognoscenti; hip to art and progress and humor and science and culture and evolving human endeavor, against the Ambulatory Wombs and their slavish devotees, the Cucked, determined to impose dead moral systems on us.
(DIR) Post #AZKJhmYssQNCriX29o by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-09-01T05:31:55Z
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If poison tasted like Ecto Cooler I'd be dead.
(DIR) Post #AZL04vdhULSDkqVJzc by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-09-01T22:33:19Z
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I think about Jeff Goldblum vomiting his teeth out in “The Fly” way more than I think about, like, God.
(DIR) Post #AZL9cInhIO9UjQAWS8 by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-09-01T22:08:14Z
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Fuck utopia, fuck dystopia, you can’t even operate a plain vanilla topia.
(DIR) Post #AZLXXTzEfzccsPnglk by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-09-02T04:46:49Z
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Kevin Spacey, you may be in movies again.However, you may ONLY voice talking cats.And not Garfield.
(DIR) Post #AZMndBexWOfeCN1BQW by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-09-02T03:51:06Z
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My favorite thing is “WALT DISNEY WOULD BE SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE WITH THESE WOKE MOVIES!”Yeah, we know, that’s what happens to racists: they die, and their tendencies get fixed. And when you die, we’ll fix yours, too.
(DIR) Post #AZMuPcy3tRVSWBR0i0 by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-08-08T00:09:21Z
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My audio collage dedication to my favorite human being, Paul Reubens. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bwTDoI9LCr4TsRAXgXVOgSDOEE1KAPSY/view?usp=sharing
(DIR) Post #AZNA4TmyQJGREgBaoC by Korgdisso@dobbs.town
2023-09-02T22:00:55Z
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JIMMY BUFFETT BURNS IN HELL! YOU’RE LIBERATED AT LAST!