Posts by Katie@knzk.me
(DIR) Post #9jC8KlH2CoCbTIZBHE by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-26T04:47:17Z
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happy anniversary baby. you're the best husband i could've ever asked for. it's been a beautiful 20 years we've spent together and i can't wait to spend another 20 by your side
(DIR) Post #9jDLGIp7XAh6defqWO by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-26T17:21:03Z
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What's ur favorite pokemon and why? mine's tropius. i just think he's neat
(DIR) Post #9jDo2hVdM793ylumga by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-27T01:26:28Z
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oh hey, you're awake. i have some bad news. the surgery didn't go as planned. they removed the wrong organ somehow. took off all your skin. i guess when you're under pressure skin does look a lot like an appendix. anyways you're never gonna have skin ever again. sorry
(DIR) Post #9jELyDIt792ja6z8NM by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-27T02:52:11Z
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i named this scary MFer Krusty with Titties and the game keeps saying "The with Titties Household" and I'm crying
(DIR) Post #9jEyQhUwF5R1atdGDY by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-27T08:51:25Z
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currently making great progress on my macroblogging service. these blogs are gonna be so fucking big you guys. one letter's gonna take up the entire screen. it's gonna suck so fucking hard dude
(DIR) Post #9jFWiIznTceFFudGRE by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-27T17:47:24Z
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im a total friggin policy junkie. can't get enough policies. my favorite policy? probably "no shoes, no shirt, no service". i love wearing shoes and shirts. not pants though
(DIR) Post #9jFj0xzN0FE53X664m by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-27T23:35:35Z
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i love evan, i love eleanor, i love brooko, i love evelien, i love eve, i love matt, i love al, i love mads, i love sel, i love max, i love maddie, i love laser, i love rico, i love kasia, i love elliot, i love harry, i love em, i love nate, i love perrine, i love conner, i love skelly, i love ben, i love mary, i love snakeboy, i love laurie, i love j, i love toilet, i love jer, i love sophia, i love bryanne, i love rhi, i love dave, i love healyn, i love grant, i love peemo, i love kelsey, i lo
(DIR) Post #9jFkAlidZp8rqrVb5U by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-28T00:54:42Z
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Sorry! Your timeline has been momentarily halted to make room for rat. Look at him. Look at this beautiful boy! Let's give it up for rat everybody!!! I say rat, you say rat, let's go! rat rat rat rat RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT RAT
(DIR) Post #9jGocRlDy7J12F8FIu by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-28T06:19:44Z
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decided im gonna become the kind of person who exclusively refers to that disney movie with the elephant as "D*mbo"
(DIR) Post #9jI7x5qCkkspQ9yovw by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-29T04:21:04Z
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@selontheweb the titanic?? sunk 3 million years ago. the movie about it is now 5,000 and everyone involved with it has been dead for a millennia
(DIR) Post #9jLB5Byqh3Ag7DSMnw by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-30T03:38:20Z
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KNZK: Perfect. Boy genius. Likes all your posts and responds only with " :blobcheer: ". Doesn't have a venmo at all. I would swim to Japan myself to express my gratitude for him.Jovan: Idk who this is. Keeps plugging their venmo. Doesn't even know Japanese.
(DIR) Post #9jLJ1QfwukuQAOKhwe by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-30T17:19:06Z
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@oneway fuck off rat. nobody wants to talk to you. log off. go back to wondering why your grandkids never visit you
(DIR) Post #9jLJHKQ5wO5hOkUy7k by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-30T17:21:59Z
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@oneway At least my dad's still alive because I'm not old as hell
(DIR) Post #9jLJrA4zrZUJkliUjI by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-30T17:28:28Z
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@oneway Seems like someone's projecting?? I'm not though, bc I'm not 3,000 years old and filled with such an intense hatred for minorities that I'm rotting on the inside
(DIR) Post #9jLKmDVBoL3ysGAr7A by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-30T17:35:44Z
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@bryceyoungquist @oneway "I'm not a boomer" is exactly what a boomer would say
(DIR) Post #9jLLEmWrAvh5cHZh5c by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-30T17:43:56Z
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@oneway @bryceyoungquist I didn't quite get that, can you summarize for us
(DIR) Post #9jMWYmqN0YpT2QP5N2 by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-31T06:56:33Z
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I should be the only person allowed to post and you should only be able to look in through a window and watch me work like I'm the donut machine at a Krispy Kreme
(DIR) Post #9jMWfKyZ1CcadPMMVc by Katie@knzk.me
2019-05-31T07:10:29Z
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everytime i eat a penny i absorb the power of one tiny Abraham Lincoln
(DIR) Post #9jfff1FETDMF2OCSC8 by Katie@knzk.me
2019-04-20T05:04:15Z
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Ancient Aliens is great but they're denying themselves a masterpiece by not making an episode devoted to circumcision
(DIR) Post #9jfff1UpXDpnolUuVU by Katie@knzk.me
2019-04-20T05:05:29Z
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I feel like there's a great case to be made that aliens taught us about circumcision and we do it to better communicate with them, is all