Posts by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
(DIR) Post #AYSFUOisbKRdfncJe4 by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2023-08-06T12:59:38Z
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@nowathecat *lifts Little Lottie off my lap and chases Lisa Longcat around the house with a tape measure*Yeah, you've got a long cat, but I reckon Lisa would come close, if I could catch her at the right relaxed moment!
(DIR) Post #AbOd5qmHWLcB08DgdE by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2023-11-02T12:41:27Z
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@todayilearned It's tragic, but this is how popcorn chicken was invented.
(DIR) Post #AhdqmVhDwN337hM1lw by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-05-07T08:08:06Z
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@geordie Well, yes. That's obviously the way it was written and intended to be read.
(DIR) Post #Ahdu0319fAcg5wp7rc by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-05-07T08:43:03Z
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@foone I doubt this, but I love that it is at least a possibility.
(DIR) Post #AhoIboS8bUMKPLaIyW by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-05-12T09:07:08Z
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@geordie I have never, ever met a Salvation Army Officer or volunteer who was not a good, sound, caring person.I have never been sent to an emergency situation (flood, bushfire, etc) where we weren't beaten there by the Salvos with their huge pots of tea and acres of sandwiches.The organisation itself though, is as bigoted, biased and narrow-minded as their fellow-Christians the Roman Catholic church, whom, hilariously, they hate.They should all die in a fire.
(DIR) Post #AhsUPbJta8jEHfVpa4 by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-05-14T09:38:02Z
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@MattHatton @geordie This, apparently, works.Only from hearsay though.
(DIR) Post #AiNfJkqUNIfBUBvjn6 by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-05-29T10:36:30Z
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@geordie Huge increase on £0 0 1¼
(DIR) Post #Aj53H7DheQDyG1tbIu by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-06-19T08:57:32Z
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@geordie Wasabi is not now, nor ever has been a̶ m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ o̶f̶ t̶h̶e̶ c̶o̶m̶m̶u̶n̶i̶s̶t̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ mayonnaise.
(DIR) Post #AjarWTdpZtbimPgysy by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-05-09T08:06:59Z
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@theresnotime If the answer is 'computing on the cloud', then I'm in favour of arming the goose.
(DIR) Post #AkDjGIFFxXAYxiecJk by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-07-23T11:17:48Z
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@geordie Well there you go. That's that sorted.
(DIR) Post #AkDjMOMQ8PV7fOufxo by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-07-23T11:18:54Z
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@geordie Well yes. Obviously.
(DIR) Post #AkDjjhmy4EKWaBRmSW by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-07-23T11:23:06Z
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@geordie Exactly. Solve for k and you get… erm… *checks notes*… one barrel and 13 barleycorns.Be careful though. That's the diameter, not the radius. Old trick for young pretengineers.
(DIR) Post #AkDk2Q9lqbp1Op2N3A by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-07-23T11:26:30Z
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@geordie Which, by an amazing coincidence is exactly the fuel efficiency of my last car, a 1964 EH Holden.
(DIR) Post #AlTcm8AtOLqFe9imx6 by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2024-08-30T00:44:37Z
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@foone The second best time is now.
(DIR) Post #Ativ2C0yhnINuYdYie by JustJimWillDo@mastodon.online
2025-05-03T12:41:23Z
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To be fair, when Peter Dutton said that, as Prime Minister he wouldn't stand in front of all of the Australian flags, it turned out that he was correct. He will never stand in front of them as Prime Minister.Hey, Spud, here they are, we are quite proud of them.Fuck you.