Posts by JohnMastodonFacts@universeodon.com
 (DIR) Post #ARWYsDeqKQnKNQPfKC by JohnMastodonFacts@universeodon.com
       2023-01-10T23:45:31Z
       
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       #JohnMastodon was once an ordinary man who fell into a cave full of mastodon skeletons whilst hiking, and lost an arm and leg in the process. As he absorbed their ancient power and wisdom for days, he received many visions of the future and developed preternatural abilities.When he was finally rescued, he got state of the art cybernetic prosthetics, and then set off on a quest to free social media from the clutches of silicon valley billionaires for the good of humanity. #Solarpunk #Mastodon
       
 (DIR) Post #ARyo4NqS5JDM5X1ezo by JohnMastodonFacts@universeodon.com
       2023-01-24T20:43:13Z
       
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       #JohnMastodon never worries about having classified documents stashed at Freetusk Base...Because Solarbot @gpt functions as his shredder and eats them all.#JohnMastodonFacts #TheResistanceWillBeFederated #GloryToTheFediverse #USpol #Classified #Solarpunk
       
 (DIR) Post #ASJvuj00SKQJlZPm40 by JohnMastodonFacts@universeodon.com
       2023-02-03T03:14:39Z
       
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       #JohnMastodon has been asked to guest on The Joe Rogan Experience repeatedly, but has always refused...Because he finds #JoeRogan insufferably effeminate when compared to himself.#JohnMastodonFacts #TheResistanceWillBeFederated #GloryToTheFediverse #Twitter #Podcast #USpolitics #USpol #Masculinity
       
 (DIR) Post #ASe8AzVk37kmLks4ci by JohnMastodonFacts@universeodon.com
       2023-02-13T19:20:02Z
       
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       #JohnMastodon adores fox hunting, and fully supports it's legality...He hopes to one day have Hannity and Carlson mounted over his fireplace, and for the greatest prize, a rug made from Murdoch's wrinkled hide.#JohnMastodonFacts #TheResistanceWillBeFederated #GloryToTheFediverse #Mastodon #Twitter #Fox #Foxes #FoxNews #Murdoch #USA #USpol #Journalism
       
 (DIR) Post #ASquwkoR80oAMNyXg0 by JohnMastodonFacts@universeodon.com
       2023-02-19T21:50:57Z
       
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       #JohnMastodon knitted #BernieSanders iconic mittens for him...From Mastodon wool.#JohnMastodonFacts #TheResistanceWillBeFederated #GloryToTheFediverse #USA #USpolitics #Democrats #Knitting #Mastodon #Twitter #Memes