Posts by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #AEgTHMYFTmOg8Pd5XM by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2021-12-23T04:15:24Z
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The problem with "tops" on Grindr is that they don't understand how to top
(DIR) Post #AElaacSsD1RuSc2nnE by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2021-12-25T15:29:06Z
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When will we finally get a Bottom Golf?
(DIR) Post #AEyEZf9F4h7CYZTnNY by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2021-12-31T17:48:18Z
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Me, at the dildo store: so does this have a full tang? And is it folded steel or laser-cut?
(DIR) Post #AEyEZfcJKcMq0j50gi by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2021-12-31T17:52:15Z
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Wouldn't catch me dead with some cheap laser cut dildo with only a partial tang
(DIR) Post #AEzFphM4vmMh9BebI0 by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-01T05:25:27Z
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In 2022 I resolve to withhold my labor from anyone who does not value it.
(DIR) Post #AF0DSGIFNHClo1WCwq by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-01T16:53:41Z
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If you or someone you love is experiencing gender, stop and seek help immediately.
(DIR) Post #AF2V4Bhmy4qq7L3Vg0 by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-02T18:45:49Z
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I may be shitting my pants physically, but spiritually I am at the louvre, appreciating the art while shitting my pants.
(DIR) Post #AF758pZB55kNsvNfdI by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-05T00:24:10Z
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My parents have made it clear that when you write thank you notes for cash or gift cards, they like to hear what you're spending it on, so I'm happy to inform them I purchased a magic wand and no i will not be explaining what that is thank you,
(DIR) Post #AF9WkMoSVj8Ch6nCM4 by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-06T04:33:22Z
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Meth of Amphetamines
(DIR) Post #AFBUoDm0FakuDzH2Ho by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-07T03:29:40Z
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rawdogging this ramen packet rn
(DIR) Post #AFDdQq3hXgL7v0Og88 by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-08T04:04:58Z
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Soup is a temporal sandwich
(DIR) Post #AFHf4Nuv4um8aXWFoO by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-10T02:52:28Z
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They remade derringers for edc guys lmfaoooo
(DIR) Post #AFHjz2MIIvak35aonA by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-10T03:48:49Z
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Did y'all hear about the antivax host of the red scare pod that got covid?? Lmao
(DIR) Post #AFHkRjTZaXSrspgFcm by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-10T03:51:53Z
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Whys a Nazi replying to me? Lmao foh outta here u lil shit
(DIR) Post #AFHpChX71shnHhzJ9U by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2021-09-02T04:45:15Z
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as always, the masc colloquialisms like dude, bro, etc are A-ok to use for me, ditto on king but I think I don't want to use he/him pronouns at least for now, and try to default to gender-neutral, and if I have a gender at any given time I'll try to make it obvious and of course I'm not going to get mad at anyone for misgendering me if it was an honest mistake in good faith
(DIR) Post #AFbKgt4YvpPQ6YbnOq by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2021-07-28T15:51:33Z
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ahh fuck im going down a k-hole of archery memes
(DIR) Post #AFbKgtU5OvpFNiYBBQ by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2021-07-28T15:57:14Z
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Knights are just meadieaveal* cops change my mind *(that's actually the correct fancy way of spelling it which i know and do correctly because i listen to a lot of history podcast's)
(DIR) Post #AFlstcnd4Z3aLx1DPs by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-01-24T16:50:24Z
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I've been accused of being vain for having too many mirrors, when in reality I need to look at my own reflection sometimes to reassure myself I exist; me being vain is just coincidental
(DIR) Post #AG4axLdnc351PWawhk by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2021-10-20T12:48:10Z
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the feminine urge to be creampied by a femboy
(DIR) Post #AGZk7hKFa5EDTOpsRM by JohnBrownJr@jorts.horse
2022-02-17T18:07:33Z
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You can just tell this fag loves the matrix