Posts by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
(DIR) Post #9laeqJCWETD5RswiUS by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-08-05T22:48:12Z
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My internet has been out most of today, which made me realize how completely useless I've become because of it
(DIR) Post #9leVL3SoHj4HrQTJYW by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-08-07T18:48:55Z
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Thinking about that passage from Hitchcock/Truffaut where Hitchcock talks about shooting a water scene in an early movie. The girl couldn't do it because she was on her period and Hitchcock had no idea what a period was. Two dudes had to take him aside and explain it to him.
(DIR) Post #9lwhLtGQum7R3A2QoC by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2018-10-06T11:54:48Z
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trans girls not being afraid to show off their bulge is a beautiful thing
(DIR) Post #9m57T8pNbFS9Q5BKa0 by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-08-20T15:29:42Z
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@Thomas@larrydavisAnd yet here I am, constantly BEGGING to be memed and no one does it!! I languish in meme obscurity!!!!
(DIR) Post #9m57W1z9Uod34E8AAC by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-08-20T15:31:04Z
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@garfialdBut this doesnt bring home the big meme bucks!@Thomas @larrydavis
(DIR) Post #9m5AIEUqTzTNg74DlQ by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-08-20T15:51:27Z
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CAMPAIGN TO MAKE JESSICA (THE SWEETHEART OF MASTODON) A BELOVED MEME
(DIR) Post #9m5AIQ4LSLPBZOlE7k by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-08-20T15:53:20Z
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Do we really want degenerates like healyn and larry to be our memed figures? Or do we want beautiful, sweet and beloved personalities to be the face of our Masto Memes
(DIR) Post #9m5AIh3YIXs8FrWKkS by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-08-20T16:01:38Z
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I PROMISE A RETURN TO MEME DECENCY
(DIR) Post #9mGFV3yKpff3WpwNGa by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-08-26T00:18:51Z
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Selfie
(DIR) Post #9mHb9vpKJVEGKp12YK by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-08-26T15:56:34Z
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One of the things I like about The Flash is how much I relate to him. Much like the scarlet speedster, i too have made the enemy of a giant talking psychic gorilla who wants to eat my brain.
(DIR) Post #9mYlB9yDGtg9s1ys64 by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-09-03T22:38:25Z
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I will terrorize the TL unless some clever mortal can trick me into saying my name backwards thus banishing me back to the 5th dimension for 90 days
(DIR) Post #9mYn0teBIzpYG2qRw8 by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-09-03T23:02:23Z
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@rizzoOh it's simple, just aciss---- whoah wait a second!!!
(DIR) Post #9nHDnc2tmqQqPDGQ1g by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2018-10-05T12:19:22Z
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@garfiald Garfield...
(DIR) Post #9nHDnciNIdboTqfXfs by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2018-10-05T12:26:13Z
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@garfiald fuck it. get out the goddamn straw
(DIR) Post #9nHDndC9VvQbyCbK5Y by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2018-10-05T12:31:26Z
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@garfiald thnk u king
(DIR) Post #9nHDnddnr7XvLxXPBg by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2018-10-05T12:40:07Z
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@garfiald good golly!!!
(DIR) Post #9nHvnTv4XfSBQmP9Cy by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-09-25T17:43:08Z
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@garfialdBest slurp of my life
(DIR) Post #9oGGwa9QheWot4ss40 by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-10-23T17:47:05Z
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I dont give two shits about the superhero statues DC puts out but I'd be lying if I said I didn't really want this one of Catwoman in her wedding dress
(DIR) Post #9pEhhPJM05dneUHOhU by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2019-11-23T00:03:36Z
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One thing I respect about my followers is that none of them are as smart as I am. Good quality for all of you to have
(DIR) Post #9wyg5OdZQDd95M61ya by Jessicacrets@mastodon.xyz
2020-07-11T13:24:51Z
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Oh, hi Mastodon