Posts by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
(DIR) Post #ARImihKYAWmkaEdVSK by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-04T14:20:12Z
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FWIW, I made a wish with a genie that Kevin McCarthy would keep losing the vote for Speaker over and over for the rest of time. You're welcome.
(DIR) Post #AROsVB4qXWUDSbzF2W by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-07T12:53:13Z
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Last night I was reminded of the scene from Goodfellas.
(DIR) Post #AROsXQZ7vQIc4mDt2G by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-07T12:53:40Z
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Ironically Matt Schlapp wanted nothing to do with an aid package to Ukraine, yet very hands on an aide's package in Atlanta.
(DIR) Post #ARrtlnDCmnG4sYT2Qq by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-21T12:54:04Z
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Imagine a Murder Mystery where the Detective (choose your fave) only invites the 9 suspects' drivers, personal assistants, chefs, or secretaries in for questioning. That's the SCOTUS leaker investigation. You can't win CLUE if you only suspect the thimble or iron from MONOPOLY.
(DIR) Post #ARrtnJcdlrSPgf5g80 by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-21T12:54:22Z
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The Taliban bans women from working, living, healthcare, etcThe TallahasseeBan bans the word gay, Black history, vaccine mandates.One has sucked for decades, the other is just finding their suck groove.
(DIR) Post #ARrtppo35BH85DczZI by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-21T12:54:49Z
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Which Trump backed MAGA politico is more of an embarrassment?A. Dick groping closeted gay homophobic fake religious Matt SchlappB. Shape shifting closeted drag queen serial liar, fraud, thief George Santos
(DIR) Post #ARrtqdBTUs83E3xtNw by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-21T12:54:58Z
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My cat started using ChatGPT. I joked with him that it could be called CatGPT and he sighed, lamenting that human dad jokes are not as amusing to cats of a certain age. Then he asked how the DOW was trading.
(DIR) Post #ARrts8WyR5aKjfjsJ6 by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-21T12:55:14Z
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Not only did the Republicans put the biggest liar and phoney in the history of politics in government, but Kevin McCarthy needed him desperately to become Speaker. No I was not talking about George Santos, Mr. Trump.
(DIR) Post #ARrttdjFvZfVmhCUrY by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-21T12:55:30Z
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Are you telling me they investigated a case about leaking and didn't interview the 9 people walking around in robes? Now I'm no Benoit Blanc, but that investigation sounded as useful as tits on a bull.
(DIR) Post #ARs1Vwtho6TPuyIp9M by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-21T14:20:50Z
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Not only would Ron DeSantis return Florida to the Jim Crow era, but he would ban students from learning what that even means.
(DIR) Post #ARuAl5GyEpQ08mOdCy by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-01-22T15:13:52Z
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How did Trump only know Diamond and not know Silk? Was there a period where Diamond went solo? Weren't those 2 just always sitting next to each other finishing each other's sentences? Does Trump know diamond was actually a lady and not a necklace Melania left on the dresser?
(DIR) Post #AUhF97tJcSpDCskKlU by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-04-16T03:08:02Z
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How many Evangelicals will accidentally go see "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" thinking it is some Kirk Cameron faith based film about conservative Margaret Thatcher, and then f’ing run out of the theater screaming when they realize it is about young girls' menarche.
(DIR) Post #AVGJko9AKxklMXhZmS by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-05-03T01:14:35Z
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My daughter Annabelle Newberger's annual period product drive, The Period Project Yorktown, is driving again to combat #periodpoverty. Please consider helping. Last year Annabelle raised $3K worth of products and distributed to several women's shelters around Westchester.#PeriodAwarenessMonthFor more info: IG - @theperiodprojectyorktown
(DIR) Post #AVJMf64leAzKZGUcTo by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-05-04T12:31:19Z
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When People ask Clarence Thomas to pay attention, Harlan Crow jumps out with his checkbook and says "I got this."
(DIR) Post #AXHYZGViN637KyShNY by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-07-02T11:19:31Z
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Now if the MAGA folks don't love Lindsey Graham, and we don't love Lindsey Graham, then who loves Lindsey Graham?
(DIR) Post #AXJn5qjN1oOuc6CV5E by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T13:11:42Z
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(DIR) Post #AXJnfARLk1FHsOc22i by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T13:18:05Z
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RFK Jr. is like Alex Jones, but just with a more pleasing voice.
(DIR) Post #AXJnnlafV8OnPe4V4C by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T13:19:39Z
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Just bought DON JR. SINGS. Has some great tunes.Cocaine - Eric ClaptonCocaine Blues - Johnny CashPure Cocaine - Lil BabyNo Thing On Me (Cocaine Song) - Curtis MayfieldCasey Jones - Grateful DeadWhite Lines - Melle MelGold Dust Woman - Fleetwood MacCocaine Eyes- Neil Young
(DIR) Post #AXJr1UEr6xiFVu6Ql6 by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T13:55:44Z
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JESUS: No cake for you!Yeah, I just don't see him saying this.
(DIR) Post #AXPsfKYPnqzNxnZeAS by JeremyNewberger@mastodon.world
2023-07-06T11:38:59Z
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