Posts by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
(DIR) Post #ATUdqKDZqQ9XTBjmSG by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-03-11T00:41:22Z
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The Lecture I attended on Omega 3 Fatty Acids had a lot of depth, but the conversations afterwards were all super fish oil.
(DIR) Post #ATdnrWPrcyfNfuNCWe by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-03-15T10:53:46Z
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Before you close a web page make sure you scroll up to the top, so it’s in the right position for the next person
(DIR) Post #ATe4VjGOsZzgN18nHk by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-03-03T19:56:41Z
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There’s a field on the north side of the valley that never gets any sun. I like to sit there and listen to ‘Tubular Bells’ …..…it’s my cold field.
(DIR) Post #ATe4XZyeNP7u9Gik5I by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-03-15T14:28:32Z
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Women say men can't multi task.Well I'm writing this joke and driving at the sa
(DIR) Post #ATgAvsKOmwF23NmWau by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-03-16T16:54:03Z
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A pole was taken today and 100% of tents collapsed.
(DIR) Post #ATloRAranAbeWI1TKS by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-03-19T00:55:35Z
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I heard a group of anglers discussing how to take worms off hooks. It was a de-baiting society.
(DIR) Post #AU32kUkOedTRqmXG8O by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-03-27T17:18:52Z
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I'm not having much luck with jobs lately:I couldn't concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn't suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn't cut it as barber; didn't have the patience to be a doctor; didn't fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn't see any future as a historian.
(DIR) Post #AUl02m8aWcJzMMxq6q by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-04-17T22:30:05Z
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Bought some garlic paste and on the packet it said, best before date.She left after 5 minutes.💔🤷♂️
(DIR) Post #AUmS2q1x2ildJAdcbg by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-04-18T15:26:07Z
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@eliptic I had a bad car crash, and was off work for a number of years before getting in a position to return to gainful employment as a Software engineer.I Lasted a month my skills were gone, I just sat looking at other peoples work thinking eh !Still being retired is bloody good.
(DIR) Post #AUoGT7AR8mgKqvI2lM by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-04-19T09:10:28Z
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OK, so naked running.Apparently this means running without GPS, music and any other tech.I wish I knew this an hour ago.
(DIR) Post #AXKbaO14piEEF6Em2q by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-07-03T22:17:10Z
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Tragedy in the pits.....a piano fell down the shaft. Ended up with A Flat miner
(DIR) Post #AXW6gH7cDUXrCxTxbM by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-07-09T11:47:42Z
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@DarthPutinKGB Was Trump America's Stalin ?
(DIR) Post #AXgUxoQF3FD6CGQpMm by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-07-14T10:46:05Z
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Remove the windshield wipers from your car so you can never get a parking ticket
(DIR) Post #AXjS2GNbKbxdfvVVBY by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-07-04T11:48:47Z
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I suppose I’m in the minority but I always lick my knife when I’m done.None of the other surgeons seem to do it.
(DIR) Post #AXpoZSzzjMqyPO623E by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-07-17T18:59:58Z
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When you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells.
(DIR) Post #AY9LgJQ4HGGbdWHGKG by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-07-27T23:26:38Z
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I have sold my homing pigeon on eBay 22 times now
(DIR) Post #AYgThAc0UkdzFFpGV6 by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-08-08T12:37:41Z
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All national anthems are technically country music.
(DIR) Post #AZxuJESgkASxIm9sjA by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-09-20T17:13:51Z
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I wonder if the guy who coined the phrase' one hit wonder'ever came up with any other phrases.
(DIR) Post #AavwraYi5jjhs3OFSC by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-10-19T15:44:24Z
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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon but it never took off
(DIR) Post #Ab0JGOJ9khHUjsBcbA by JamesBoag@mastodon.scot
2023-10-21T19:05:28Z
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If a blimp has a giant RGB display on it, is that a LED zeppelin?