Posts by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
(DIR) Post #AUjFWara7KGo4plYa8 by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-04-17T02:17:22Z
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Does the Bible not teach us “I’m gonna freak you here, I’m gonna freak you there, I’m gonna freak you out of this atmosphere”?
(DIR) Post #AUje5uRxgRw9rM9h2W by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-04-16T16:18:10Z
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The safest place from gun violence is an NRA convention, where guns are not permitted because they are too deadly.
(DIR) Post #AUn6dYGy1cdh79isEq by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-04-18T21:40:54Z
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Who among us hasn’t spent $787 million in order to cover up our lies about an election?
(DIR) Post #AUqcaC3pvojDMeu4LQ by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-04-19T16:51:55Z
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Stop mocking DeSantis’ performance in polls.If anything happens and that previous bloated carcass can’t run, DeSantis will be the GOP candidate and the GOP will get in lockstep and vote for him.Meanwhile, the Dems will trip over themselves to keep attacking their own candidate. As always.Be extraordinarily careful what you wish for.
(DIR) Post #AUqhsCfYuKCUEcxLUW by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-04-20T16:32:48Z
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Even worse, that rocket was filled with dogecoins
(DIR) Post #AUujpLREpDxJ6SrQKe by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-04-22T13:02:37Z
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The point of destroying Twitter’s verification system isn’t to make money. It’s to destabilize reporting and make it impossible to determine if sources are legitimate.
(DIR) Post #AUxKi9NtKQJeJNeDpY by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-04-23T21:22:06Z
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Ah, the poignant “this post doesn’t apply to me so I will let you know that” reply.
(DIR) Post #AUxNS6kDfw4rLy8L2G by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-04-23T18:53:24Z
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For $8/month, I will teach anyone how to leave Twitter.
(DIR) Post #AVK5Yx8STEFJ2UfCTo by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-05-04T14:02:17Z
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Offices were one of humankind’s dumbest inventions. “Let’s all put on costumes, slog through traffic, sit in separate rooms, and occasionally walk by each other and nod.”
(DIR) Post #AVN5f2fVOWfVPYu8US by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-05-04T15:01:17Z
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Guys, have any of you tried coffee? This stuff is awesome! Highly recommended.
(DIR) Post #AVWAngpsfaQT43d3kO by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-05-10T12:52:00Z
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🎵Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening meGalileo, GalileoGalileo, GalileoGalileo, Figaro - magnificooooooooo🎵
(DIR) Post #AVlUkfJkuczNGIxE9I by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-05-17T16:58:51Z
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Had a partial eclipse of the heart. Not even going to bother turning around.
(DIR) Post #AW7L7ssZfROyqX7RgG by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-05-23T17:13:41Z
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If anyone asks, I was with you guys last night.
(DIR) Post #AWhVTdHqB1M1weZYw4 by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-06-15T00:22:16Z
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THEM: How have you been?ME: Pretty good, not bad. Trapped in a prison of my own making. Struggling with demons from my past. Feeling the weight of the world. Questioning every decision. Obsessing over things I cannot control. Losing sleep. You know, same old same old. You?
(DIR) Post #AWhiBvTl6AxmYi2BvM by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-06-07T14:29:29Z
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I'm a lover and a fighter, in that I fight love.
(DIR) Post #AX0ADA87EDSiWvMGrA by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-06-22T18:08:12Z
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How I left Twitter
(DIR) Post #AX55qX7kcxElDbcEpk by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-06-26T03:37:31Z
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Hey people who actually do things, settle down.
(DIR) Post #AY24PRKj8SB0TZDz1c by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-07-24T15:46:01Z
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This apocalypse is taking FOREVER
(DIR) Post #AYpIb6j5NsMlWUnc5Q by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-08-17T15:44:03Z
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Sure, it's fun to sing about and all that, but it would be an absolute traffic nightmare if it really was raining men.
(DIR) Post #AZWdhfZ0zlK7jloOLA by Jake_Vig@mastodon.online
2023-09-05T20:52:41Z
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You're telling me a gorilla made this glue