Posts by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AcixbuMjnQc3g1FJ6e by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2023-12-12T05:57:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'll be your Huckleberry Tilda Swinton of the 80s, yeah. Today, Yikes.
(DIR) Post #AcooUV0lvmwANM7ipk by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2023-12-15T01:43:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts When I was in a Surf crew on Maui we called 'Mambo' ,as in 'Mambo Peak', the largest part of a wave in a set. The crest of the wave.
(DIR) Post #Acv6CJzuDgsGcHHCng by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2023-12-18T02:30:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Isn't 'Professional Badminton an oxymoron? If not,😆 it sounds like it should be.
(DIR) Post #Acv6spq8DlJxXIycXA by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2023-12-18T02:38:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Was that so they could figure out which socks belonged to whom when they got them mixed up?
(DIR) Post #Ad75X9ANfWdm1GxyIi by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2023-12-23T21:19:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was named after my Great Grandfather. I'm the Second. I have stood in front of his tombstone a few times and read my name. SMH. It says 'Confederate Veteran' underneath.
(DIR) Post #Ad9Enf8nqMoTiw69Zo by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2023-12-24T22:12:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Are you sure you're not alternative facts?
(DIR) Post #AdFR94E08sre02GJu4 by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2023-12-27T21:59:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts On an occasion that I woke up with a terrible hangover I said to a friend, "I'm never drinking again". And he said. " They'll kick you out of the Irish".
(DIR) Post #AdIFjs7zSuVlDj77qK by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2023-12-29T06:35:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I see what he did there. He left everyone thinking that he wanted to say 'sex with uranus.
(DIR) Post #AdYr1X1vyyAdxu9yEK by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2024-01-06T06:48:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's funny. If I sleep on my stomach i wake up with numb limbs and when I reposition myself , and the blood starts circulating again, it feels like hundreds of spiders crawling all over me.
(DIR) Post #AdeCy1pOE28njW7XKy by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2024-01-08T20:48:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think about Waikiki 10 times a day. But I'm not average.
(DIR) Post #AhhN75dzmCpCPea5LM by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2024-05-09T00:54:31Z
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@stux So are Black & White Tuxedos.
(DIR) Post #AjvuMAbcsNs5epqMFs by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T20:56:43Z
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@aral Maybe the shooter was trying to MAGA.
(DIR) Post #AkAVXRPV9eTRThqhAu by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2024-07-21T20:24:41Z
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@randahl Agent Orange is unqualified for many other reasons. Licking Putin's boots is way up on the list too.
(DIR) Post #AlbjE0Rls2vqmFyG0m by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2024-09-02T22:41:26Z
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@randahl All restrooms should be private. A stall is not privacy IMO. A total redesign is warranted. There should be more private restrooms like the Family restrooms in airports.
(DIR) Post #AnUYjP6yUSRMa4DEEC by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2024-10-13T03:33:24Z
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@randahl Hi Randahl, Love your videos. You really put a lot of work into them. I've been in Texas for about 6 weeks and the political climate in San Antonio is filled with a kind of passive aggressiveness. Mostly just signs in yards. People aren't talking much about trump and there's a lot of talk about Harris. Lots of Harris signs as well. Some of my old High School friends who were 2 time trump voters are voting for Harris this time. Hopefully that's a sign of change. I can't wait to go home.