Posts by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
(DIR) Post #AUimKd01S53AYYekyW by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-16T20:47:27Z
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@Stellar i would boost this on the main but I wouldn't want to be accused of being horny on main so it's going on the alt
(DIR) Post #AUkVqItIRMf0YLws1g by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-15T20:08:16Z
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I took this picture of me yesterday and i just really liked it so much because i look so cute in it and I just felt so much (!!) gender euphoria when I was taking it.just thinking about it makes me feel happy:trans_heart:
(DIR) Post #AUkaED5w2dUzLLW0Ce by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-17T16:28:20Z
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hard to believe that I posted this only two months ago.I was such a fucking egg lol :trans_hatch:
(DIR) Post #AUoMSrngsEncuyupoO by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-11T19:42:05Z
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i should put a hammer and sickle in the name of my horny alt so that "vote blue no matter who" mfs will stop boosting my nudes.if a single one of those shitheads flirts at me in the replies I'll make an exception to my normal "flirting allowed" rule and fucking decapitate them
(DIR) Post #AUoMSskXLRs3rURpXE by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-19T13:29:06Z
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@Erik I called it HornierOnAlt as a bit
(DIR) Post #AUqjM4LeVejp4LRsGG by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-20T14:41:49Z
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:very_smart: real theory coming straight to you from the bright minds at twitter.com
(DIR) Post #AUqolZPQf8LiPgC6YC by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-20T09:34:40Z
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critical support to american conservatives in their crusade against bad beer
(DIR) Post #AUqolbCjzHO7yuH03E by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-20T09:43:09Z
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looking over a scene of battered cans of Busch Light beer sprawled under a long row of Kansas state flags and the star spangled banner as a throthing lead poisoned conservative is politely led out of the building by the police and mentally hearing the words "🎵 And I'm proud to be an American Where at least I know I'm free And I won't forget the men who died 🎵" as i bless this amazing country 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸https://twitter.com/EuphoriTori/status/1648348942969495553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1648348942969495553%7Ctwgr%5E452d75dae3c0d673ad5420e1af508acfa77ffc1f%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fembedly.forbes.com%2Fwidgets%2Fmedia.html%3Ftype%3Dtext2Fhtmlkey%3Dcfc0fb0733504c77aa4a6ac07caaffc7schema%3Dtwitterurl%3Dhttps3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FEuphoriTori%2Fstatus%2F1648348942969495553image%3Dhttps3A%2F%2Fi.embed.ly%2F1%2Fimage3Furl3Dhttps253A252F252Fabs.twimg.com252Ferrors252Flogo46x38.png26key3D8804248494c144f5b4765c41f66c6ed5
(DIR) Post #AUsz08G7HBTaPTLB9U by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-21T07:29:39Z
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I for one am shocked and surprised that Žižek would leap to the defence of an expelled monarch and then link it in to his opinions on ball busting(I am not actually that surprised - though the cbt angle came out of left field a bit)
(DIR) Post #AUuueNB77BQUoHI0HY by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-22T17:24:16Z
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@Rasp :sicko_fem: we got another one!
(DIR) Post #AUwXtoGUmP9eX47OoS by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-23T12:16:05Z
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@esvrld the only time i've had a sleep paralysis demon was when i was 8 and it was dracula combined with Zurg from toy story 2 wearing a stereotypical striped black and white robber costumeI made a mock up image of roughly what i remember him looking like
(DIR) Post #AV3Sa7zyYt8iHLuGoq by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-26T20:08:05Z
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i want to get a browser add on that automatically censors any mention of the word vaush because frankly everytime i hear about something this guy or his fans have said i feel like a little bit of my brain is dribbling out of my ears
(DIR) Post #AV5X6rWHdgNorLnoXI by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-27T20:21:39Z
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a guy who followed my nude posting alt on his horny alt had his fucking linkedin in the bio of said horny alt :michael_laugh: i think im going to fucking split my sides laughing lol, half considering like sending him a fucking connection request and being like "hey i'm the twink who's ass pics you just boosted, want to be linkedin oomfies?"
(DIR) Post #AV9iMKI6pHaSZ2aYSG by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-04-25T12:00:00Z
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the drawback of just following anyone who seems pleasant, is queer and i've had a positive interaction or two with before is that eventually i end up seeing their shitty political takes.like yeah thanks for laying out where your political priorities lie by going on a spree of boosting "i think all tankies should instantaneously die" posts.sure am glad to realise that the main problem in the world rn is other communists who share your aims but also don't think the DPRK should be nuked.
(DIR) Post #AVGsh6EOeeaagh7Eps by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-05-03T07:44:39Z
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whatever gender you are, if you're attracted to me then you're gay
(DIR) Post #AVQBMpSsvdwoRpa0Js by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-05-07T16:42:22Z
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coal mining enjoyers dni
(DIR) Post #AVewvNQv2fImGlMd0a by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-05-14T18:03:29Z
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at a dinner thing with some fucking british boomers and jk rowling came up and now theyre just doing a circle of "im not transphobic but..."theres a fucking reason that im not out as trans publicly:xi_plz: i unironically actually would fully endorse the united kingdom being fucking nuked into a pile of sludgerowling and all the right wing media guys who promoted her voice need a fucking bullet put through their heads:ukkk: :ukkk: :ukkk: :ukkk: :ukkk:
(DIR) Post #AW0rPwRH0ZxZWeHfsG by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-05-25T11:42:18Z
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trying to collect queers in my dms with each possible set of pronouns, call that Wokémon
(DIR) Post #AW92o4Ju0lzRg9DtKa by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-05-29T10:50:59Z
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i had a dream i made an onlyfans and then got arrested by the british government for evading sanctions to send all the money to the DPRK for medical aid and then had to do a # MutualAid post to pay my legal fees but nobody believed me and thought i was just doing a bit so i got put in prison for lifeand then people still didnt believe me so i was really sad in jail
(DIR) Post #AX0hGHMi543IKIHKN6 by HornyOnMain@toots.matapacos.dog
2023-06-24T07:46:58Z
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omg haiiii, haiii, hiiiiiiiii >.< just wanted to tell you that like, death to amerika UwU