Posts by Hermes20023@mastodon.world
 (DIR) Post #AZXIIuVOOytWxVQj0C by Hermes20023@mastodon.world
       2023-09-07T21:16:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I'm still trying to learn the alphabet backward by memory so I can pass a DUI checkpoint.Looking up to the sky and touching my nose, or balancing on one foot and doing the same, are a whole other matter.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZdLWXPGXdOsj1y0au by Hermes20023@mastodon.world
       2023-09-10T19:20:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Digging up bones is one of my favorite pastimes.Does metaphorically speaking need a warning label?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZfGOg0eYpoPdTo49Y by Hermes20023@mastodon.world
       2023-09-11T17:33:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So you there is this world-famous cellist with the name Yo-Yo Ma.Turns out "Yo" means "friendly" in Chinese, and Chinese friends and family will often use a nickname that repeats.And here I was thinking he had a stage mother with a porn star name fetish.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZfbb9Dbt1GejpefT6 by Hermes20023@mastodon.world
       2023-09-11T21:30:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Are you talking about Frank Wright's coffin?We have coffee on the table of his buildings that act as an ouija board.He will pencil you in via spatulate.