Posts by Hedgewizard@beige.party
(DIR) Post #AkUP0JOnCrluVlXGDI by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2024-07-31T07:00:28Z
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The monastic expression of 'what the fuck are those cats doing? It's 3am!'#cats #MedievalArt
(DIR) Post #AkWdaF2qevEj6iDZJ2 by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2024-08-01T07:00:23Z
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She stopped paying her gravity subscription weeks ago #cats
(DIR) Post #An5r0sd1FzczKG47Lk by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2024-05-06T20:26:27Z
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Today i remembered that inside every roasted peanut is a tiny roasted bunny
(DIR) Post #ApbRoEbLu7wmphwH9E by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2024-12-31T11:15:46Z
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@vik You probably never experienced the horror of Ian Ogilvy leading Scottish dancing for Hogmanay. Sometimes i can still hear the accordions...
(DIR) Post #As3XeLaj846s2Y5i0O by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-03-14T20:17:19Z
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@vik Now all you have to do is make sure you only go there once a year!(Or get used to the sound of your arteries creaking at night like a distant naval battle)
(DIR) Post #As63qX0Q6O7nlWslbU by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-03-16T01:27:25Z
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@art
(DIR) Post #AuB8XB9EahY6g4Hg1Y by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-05-17T07:02:46Z
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*Lipps Inc's 'Funkytown' plays*#cats #caturday #disco
(DIR) Post #AuFCSr0wgN8VWaRLV2 by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-05-19T05:49:18Z
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I can see my house from here! Fuck. Missed my stop.#buses
(DIR) Post #AuRDdYBDToG09CQZNI by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-05-24T11:40:02Z
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DM (adjusting screen)"On each side of the ancient door is a pillar, and on top of each pillar is a cat. When you ask each cat if it has been fed yet, the cat on the LEFT always says it has not: whereas the cat on the RIGHT also says it has not. This is no use to you, so you are doomed to wander the labyrinth forever. That's cats for you, I guess. Roll up new sheets for next time, people"#caturday #cats
(DIR) Post #AueLLPBsDdk1pWuySe by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-05-31T10:07:16Z
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@davidrevoy Would you buy a used side quest from this cat?
(DIR) Post #Aw7lCjIYecpy98GGci by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-07-14T07:13:42Z
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@vik Prague? Is special blood. Keep away from light. Share with faithful.
(DIR) Post #Axa7kBml97xlnfd1Mm by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-08-27T02:52:58Z
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@lightweight Amazing! Perhaps Canterbury is not such a nectar desert as once it was!
(DIR) Post #AxbupWFHar1dcF6KEC by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-08-27T23:37:09Z
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@lightweight @rupert They do buy a huge amount of paracetamol at their ports of call though, because there's usually noro and covid on board. They don't buy masks though. Or wear them.
(DIR) Post #AyLdPIz3evY9ErR7Sa by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-09-19T00:59:11Z
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@lightweight Naturally!
(DIR) Post #AzB1Ni9kDE046bn7zM by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-10-13T19:57:26Z
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@ThisCJ There's no reason why they couldn't provide downloadable vehicle profiles and fit a speaker. That way you could mimic my neighbour's diesel - start with a loud rattle and then leave it to warm up for twenty minutes while you take a shower
(DIR) Post #AzF7ypq7z5eN0XXayW by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-10-15T19:30:53Z
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@lightweight But not mentioning that was part of the National/ACT ticket, just like not mentioning covid.
(DIR) Post #B0gTmGKpp7bTMVVxs8 by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-11-27T22:02:58Z
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@art Server in seconds, visible media folders that made sense in like AN HOUR AND A HALF
(DIR) Post #B1HgqCOwsWSmZbAC92 by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2025-12-15T20:44:36Z
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@lightweight Well it's good that they remind everyone of EXACTLY what they stand for coming up to the election, although I would prefer that they didn't dress it up as 'equality for all'. We could do with a kiwi version of Colbert to spell it out in plainer language
(DIR) Post #B27nxxQ0DWhZqCI2bI by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2026-01-10T00:19:57Z
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@lightweight Ah yes, the 'we have to pay the best salaries to get the best people' argument
(DIR) Post #B27v5aPMLuUyTHZeXA by Hedgewizard@beige.party
2026-01-10T01:39:12Z
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@lightweight It's a club, most definitely: there's a shared language and connections are everything