Posts by HCBunny@mstdn.party
(DIR) Post #Ac5LOfVdSAILoSzOqm by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2023-11-22T00:29:04Z
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Santa hasn't asked, but I would like for someone to fall in love with my succulent inner thigh fat for Christmas.
(DIR) Post #Ac67oUzpxSXcXLUyO0 by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2023-11-23T02:01:40Z
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I would tell you guys I love you all, but I'm not drunk and some of you are assholes.
(DIR) Post #Ac75KCSCKS0haf9H4y by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2023-11-23T23:25:13Z
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@fcktheworld587 I'm sorry your tummy is being mean.
(DIR) Post #Ac7Y7cufXYPWYfp3ui by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2023-11-24T04:36:09Z
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Feed me your leftovers
(DIR) Post #AcrW6h3DPoosYNxgpc by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2023-12-16T01:19:49Z
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POLL!!!!!!ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?! WHAT'S MY NAME?
(DIR) Post #AdDjj7bUT0fllLff84 by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2023-12-27T01:35:13Z
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I'm lowering my standards. I no longer need to be touched or spoken to, we could just sit in the same room and listen to one another breathe.
(DIR) Post #AdPhV9Y76JVlrb3eV6 by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-01-01T20:43:58Z
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You do know I'm not a bunny, right?
(DIR) Post #AhuBK1sGQmZe5f8acC by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-05-15T00:45:20Z
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My husband is threatening to oil me up this evening. Telling him you want to sleep with the optician might pay off.
(DIR) Post #AhvBPHsKYqeqK4dUCO by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-05-15T16:49:25Z
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@fcktheworld587 Yeah. I meant kinda something else, but you know.
(DIR) Post #AhvMEJZj028xuBu5HU by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-05-15T18:50:41Z
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@fcktheworld587 I meant optometrist, but the point remains, the man is delicious.
(DIR) Post #AhxGljZp8VnWhAQESG by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-05-16T16:44:44Z
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MASTODON! WHAT IS THIS?!
(DIR) Post #Ai0AYpNKFZD6fBv0To by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-05-18T02:27:57Z
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I would like someone to paint my wee lil' toasies.
(DIR) Post #Ai0AfHpVMzQMeQB9w8 by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-05-17T00:02:38Z
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I give my husband a lotta grief, but at least he's had sex with me a couple times over the past 15 years, which is more than I can say for the rest of you.
(DIR) Post #Ai0AkFjoZfsfbxsxpQ by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-05-17T19:30:03Z
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Remember that time I tried to learn about baseball because I liked a boy who was obsessed with baseball. Lol. Past Bunny was SO dumb.
(DIR) Post #Ai0AkJyUp208kemkGe by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-05-17T20:47:10Z
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He did, yes, have a wife. Aaaaaand a decade on me. Lol. So predictable. Such a fucking dumb Bunny. Lolz. (sticks finger in light socket)
(DIR) Post #AiMrCKyXALtjW1xlQ0 by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-05-28T16:09:00Z
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My favorite aspect of social media is how it reiterates that nobody gives two fucks about you, juuuusst in case Real Life hasn't kicked that into your head hard enough.
(DIR) Post #AidyHQGZc49IMaLski by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-05-22T03:57:44Z
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My sheets don't match
(DIR) Post #Aihhs34jsTk0Z2XEP2 by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-06-07T17:41:00Z
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"Bohemian, mens-only retreat".Yeah, that's sex camp.
(DIR) Post #AiyXNGeEDoK5OSHkJs by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-06-16T05:06:39Z
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If I pay for a massage someone will touch me and I'll also cry (sad ending)
(DIR) Post #ApODX2G67TSpzbs3Pc by HCBunny@mstdn.party
2024-12-24T22:47:31Z
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Happy holidays you fruitcakes!