Posts by GrimmReality@beige.party
(DIR) Post #Ayuu2kjvbT0jpSPscS by GrimmReality@beige.party
2023-01-09T18:15:45Z
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Also, everybody who likes going on cruise ships and is mad at this joke, please know that jokes do not prevent people from going on cruise ships and I genuinely hope you have fun on your next cruise ship vacation and that your time on the cruise ship is blissfully untainted by jokes or irony or wordplay of any kind.
(DIR) Post #Ayuu2sGnbeSpBQqjKK by GrimmReality@beige.party
2023-01-09T22:18:49Z
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The Tatertot Bros, if I recall correctly, had a classic joke back on the old fun twitter that was part of the "God Inventing Things" format and it went something like this: God inventing jellyfish: How bout a dumb wet ghost? Imagine reading that and getting extra pissed at its author for defaming jellyfish and thinking your opprobrium a good use of your or anyone's time.
(DIR) Post #AzshwzSOWlw2tuS07E by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-11-03T20:56:27Z
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Be kind. Except to nazis. Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Pretty fucking likely with nazis.
(DIR) Post #AzvKQfrM8jHJNlcxnM by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-11-05T03:28:38Z
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Not a real estate guy but, as I understand rudimentary market economics, if the number of racist xenophobe cunts who vowed to leave New York if #Zohran won, in fact, leave New York, the drop in demand will see rates going down even before the rent freeze. So win-win, right, capitalism fetish goons?
(DIR) Post #AzvKQoiTD8WAqoXUh6 by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-11-05T03:33:03Z
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To be very clear, rental rates won't go down, cuz landlords suck and developers are space-optimization vermin and they work with corrupt assholes to make sure "the market" doesn't actually work for normal people. Which, yes, is the thing Smith got wrong.
(DIR) Post #AzvKQx2GHR6QeVrPea by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-11-05T03:50:30Z
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I do believe I recall a mostly sourceless story in a conservative rag then picked up by CBS News because they were suddenly under the helm of the editor/genocide-fan who'd founded the conservative rag with startup money from the same billionaire pillocks who funded Cuomo's campaign and that story said a bunch of NYPD cops were going to retire if the citizens of the city elected Zohran so A) put up or shut up, you petulant twats who have no business being given a gun, and B) here's your reminder, every time the NYPD does a slow-down strike, actual crime rates in the city drop because C) don't start no shit, won't be no shit.
(DIR) Post #AzvSUkfgzTZp67cwgi by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-02-17T19:15:34Z
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Antifascist rally, Madison, 1 degree fahrenheit.
(DIR) Post #AzvSUtkdETsLG30W8W by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-02-17T19:53:09Z
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Remember to dress in layers, kids, like, say, the 18 fucking layers I am currently wearing.
(DIR) Post #AzvSV2G7bHole1nmKW by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-02-17T19:56:18Z
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Fwiw, UnderArmour now has genericized knockoffs, which, on certain days when your country is being pillaged and gutted by an executive/corporate coup, can be an Upper Midwest leftist's best friend.
(DIR) Post #AzvlqJ9dsQ4hFtd0nA by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-05-02T20:25:47Z
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I swear to fucking god, these people. If you have to say "Yes, we are working with the extremely problematic leader of Patriot Front, but we promise the output will not have tons of overt neo-nazi messaging," maybe the fucking problem is with the FIRST PART. https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/harry-potter-show-not-infused-jk-rowling-anti-trans-rhetoric-1235330519/
(DIR) Post #B0ufas7dQQa4kE79Wq by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-12-04T04:33:02Z
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Starting to have some doubts that "bird" is, in fact, the word.
(DIR) Post #B0ufatIJ4EiANc7Bnk by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-12-04T04:41:03Z
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I think a lot of us have stared down some cultural pressure to acknowledge the primacy of "bird" as THE word, but I want everyone to know that doubt and skepticism are necessary functions of a healthy mind. Your actual freedom is the thing with which you question whether or not bird is the word.
(DIR) Post #B0ufau6I4Oh4sdV6i8 by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-12-04T04:50:25Z
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Might "bird" actually BE the word? Sure.But you have better things to do with your life than evangelizing this weird bit of aggressive arcana on other people. If bird is, indeed and inexorably, the word, providence will likely let you and those you seek to evangelize know by other means, no?
(DIR) Post #B0ufavFtm9yQSj0IKG by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-12-04T05:16:55Z
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The zany internet post-structural misspelling of bird as birb actually promises some genuine fun. Because, if we resign ourselves to that particular point where bird is birb, that means birb is the worb, and now we're just in Creativityland. ENJOY YOUR STAY, YOU ADORABLE NERDS.
(DIR) Post #B1WPuUA4GxdDQooap6 by GrimmReality@beige.party
2022-11-30T19:18:48Z
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Human beings were made perfect in the image of God because nothing is more perfect than growing four extra teeth as vestiges of a time when we grazed on raw plants but now we get them pulled out of our jaws with pliers or our mouths rot and we are definitely not gross monsters.
(DIR) Post #B1mvx2iN55NyEpTxXE by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-12-30T21:28:29Z
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I remember seeing this as a kid and I don't really think I understood the absolute deadpan-ass genius of Bob and Ray doing "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy," so if you kids have never seen it, your old bud Grimm's got you, baby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqbW-L_xt18
(DIR) Post #B1pIAkN6fAuWi6OZou by GrimmReality@beige.party
2025-12-31T22:44:31Z
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A lot people see this and get cheeky about maybe a meteor striking or Merciful Poseidon doing some righteous tsunami thing but I would point out, more pragmatically, if there is ONE even minor naval power run by forward-thinking leadership willing to honor the oath they took to protect their citizens, they could send ONE submarine with conventional ordnance and, in one night, make the world a profoundly materially better place for all 8 billion people drawing breath upon it and become the biggest heroes who ever lived.
(DIR) Post #B2NPyj83XdCPRS5YSu by GrimmReality@beige.party
2023-06-06T18:11:06Z
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If Remus had murdered Romulus instead of vice versa the city would have been called Reme and they'd talk about "the glory of Reme" and barbarians being Reminized and history would be funnier.
(DIR) Post #B38Uesavi1AKGFA7Lk by GrimmReality@beige.party
2026-02-09T04:17:18Z
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WHY DO THE OFFENSIVE LINEMEN, AS THE LARGEST OF THE FOOTBALL MEN, NOT SIMPLY EAT THE SKILL PLAYERS
(DIR) Post #B38Uf0jNSUfzUlAycy by GrimmReality@beige.party
2026-02-09T04:20:08Z
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With credit to @LRRRonEarth, obv.