Posts by GothAndy@musicians.today
(DIR) Post #AVXNT4Di1dLG4RENtI by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-05-11T06:46:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts You forgot bacon, which is technically a fruit. Much like the tomato, which is a fruit often mistaken for a vegetable.
(DIR) Post #AVrBUWh0DOlmcpVPF2 by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-05-20T20:06:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Did you lure him with the promise of higher quality facts? Get him hooked on the cheap stuff before snatching them away and turning into a subscription-only encyclopaedia? Was he somehow misled by the quality of your facts? I think you're pretty clear about that. Ironically it's the one fact that's surprisingly accurate.
(DIR) Post #AVyNRQwlgE2NUctIrw by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-05-24T07:23:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Belgium's National Anthem is Mambo No.6
(DIR) Post #AW0Y6pFHdAY8aIqaEC by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-05-25T08:32:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts The prayer of the gambler:Hail Mary full of grace,Let me find another Ace...
(DIR) Post #AW9k2KhiBluGZmPLSC by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-05-29T18:58:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ironically Britain has never actually produced tea....
(DIR) Post #AWBgBD57PjcgvcAHsu by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-05-30T17:24:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wonder what they use to prune them? Probably something described as "tactical". Everything's tactical these days.
(DIR) Post #AWPwdyku4keaNGt91s by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-06-06T14:34:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tutherarf and I make up and repurpose words all the time. Of course, I can't actually think of any right now....
(DIR) Post #AWZwbRpfSHRrGaVdM8 by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-06-11T10:21:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm glad I'm following this account, I'm learning so much.
(DIR) Post #AWZwy0k2LPCnuFdOJE by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-06-11T10:25:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I feel like I missed out, we never had ice cream parties when I was at University. Or even worse, maybe we did but I wasn't invited. Oh, this makes me so sad.
(DIR) Post #AWaSLCSc2KrjUX1Ou8 by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-06-11T16:17:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's why goths and hippies stay away from naked flames.
(DIR) Post #AWhFbaqjWWb3R6fRNA by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-06-14T22:57:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought it was something to do with wet noses and slathering mouths. I seriously had nightmares about the Rabies posters at UK ports when I was a child. Oh, and my grandmother lived in a suburb of Durham, and when we visited her, our car journey took us past..... Raby Castle. That definitely helped calm my nerves as a child.
(DIR) Post #AWwWxpiANlmrAm2ZIe by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-06-22T07:52:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've broken four calculators trying to multiply nine by three. Strangely, you can multiply three by nine.
(DIR) Post #AWym5BSZo7TsHRdCxk by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-06-23T09:51:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts This must be why I could never get colours right in art lessons. I must have been distracted when they told us that.
(DIR) Post #AXnF1SlHHy0l11i3Au by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-07-17T18:11:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts In a bizarre but satisfyingly symmetrical twist of fate, Steven King has never read a book.
(DIR) Post #AYC6CxkkpzouCfNdKq by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-07-29T18:00:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like sneaking silent letters into conversation, particularly when they wouldn't actually be part of the word's usual spelling.No-one's noticed yet, I've been getting away with it for years.
(DIR) Post #AYI4WkcyJVXmKKo80m by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-08-01T15:09:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's why they get really angry when you take them into a china shop. They can't appreciate the beauty of the shape colour and form of the china, and their hooves don't allow them much of a tactile sensation. They think you're taking the piss out of them.
(DIR) Post #AYbGLfa0PHsHiyVWrY by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-08-10T21:21:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts They wanted an off-rhythm incoherent burbling to use as a break-beat. They managed to clean it up in the studio post-production....
(DIR) Post #AZMuqjv09usZtTvnou by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-09-02T21:06:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think was fear was shared by Chicken Licken.
(DIR) Post #AZviO4vc1qkjPrJOqm by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-09-19T16:02:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who's that then?
(DIR) Post #AaQmBDrRjI2bzTJOJk by GothAndy@musicians.today
2023-10-04T15:40:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Jim Davis felt he wasn't good enough at rendering an accurate lasagne in cartoon realism.Ask him to paint a lasagne in Pre-Raphaelite romantic style and he would produce the most beautiful work of art you've ever seen, it could move you to tears with its beauty.Sadly he never mastered translating that into comicbook style and felt blindingly self-conscious whenever he tried.Truly a curse of the gifted.