Posts by Gobabu@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #B0JUs4p1F8epON9aEa by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-11-16T19:58:25Z
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@Computer I'm my last clone?
(DIR) Post #B15LZSkOQE8tPaqwWO by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-09T22:00:16Z
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@Computer Please signal to security green accreditation small sized citizen with pointy ears. And pointy hats.Report any occurence of big red accreditation citizen with big beard coming down by any tubular conduct. Some are looking for other fellow traitors using the code phrases "HO HO HO" or "have you been nice or naughty ?"
(DIR) Post #B19QNYfzpRcAjEmMUa by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-11T21:13:04Z
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@Computer Is this suspicious individual responsible for the disparition of extremely skinny citizen, furry fanged citizen and infrared clearance citizen with large brim hats and brooms ?Trust no one. Keep your laspistol at hand.
(DIR) Post #B1D0WPzdf4riEEN20G by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-13T14:42:08Z
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@futurebird Just have an ear to Pica's new evil scheme to get the advantage on murderous pigeons shenanigans.Just write it, send the plot to WB and be the new scenarist of the next batman movie.Due to corpotate editors/auditors interaction it will certainly downgrade to a Catwoman spinoff, but make sure Pica knows she was the inspiration of a ten season spectacular series.:batman:
(DIR) Post #B1DwioXM1qLNAMkvg0 by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-14T01:34:19Z
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@Computer May I inquire where the files are stored, and the ID, password and check security codes are?Just checking.High programmer Howdare U NOT
(DIR) Post #B1FkohjLRE10exKIoC by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-14T22:30:20Z
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@Computer On the first day of end of cycle my friend computer sent to meA list of traitorsOn the second day of end of cycle my friend computer sent to meA second list of traitors,And a list of traitorsOn the third day of end of cycle my friend computer sent to meA third list of traitors,A second list of traitors,And a list of traitors...#FriendComputer #Paranoia
(DIR) Post #B1Q4rqrLtTJ6VQRugC by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-19T22:02:03Z
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@futurebird Warning: may contains claws and fangs.
(DIR) Post #B1SGTmId3ErpeCAaFU by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-20T23:21:39Z
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@Computer Didn't read. Won't tell.Missed this [not] important information, being always on the watch for treasonous behaviour.Long nuclear reactor electricity providing for Friend Computer!And stable voltage forever!
(DIR) Post #B1YTBIDyayf9VlGk40 by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-23T23:12:14Z
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@Computer Seventeen troubleshooter squads so far sent to check happiness levels seem to be unhappy too. And quite apathetic.HPD&MC invites next troubleshooter squad to be fully furnished a full set of Happy Pills to be safe. R&D proposes tazer guns to energize sleepy citizen to a standard level of happiness. Armed Forces advice is 'send in the clones''. Internal Security warns sending more heavily armed troubleshooters might be somewhat careless without serious heavily armed supervision.
(DIR) Post #B1eZxQtrPNOUzWxR2G by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-26T21:56:24Z
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@Computer I for one is a dedicated grenade pin collector and a faithfull citizen.I have a wonderous collection of grenade pins from all sectors! I have a pin from BOM sector from the 2851st cycle!Please send me pins from all sectors by mailbot (without grenade) and with the help of Friend Computer we will all create the Great Museum of Grenade Pins!
(DIR) Post #B1g91hAIZH329INGMa by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-27T16:04:03Z
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@futurebird I request Pica's opinion on this toot.*uncensored* please.
(DIR) Post #B1ih0jCvH5QUx2ERiS by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2025-12-28T21:34:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts White killer rabbits were confined to the british Caerbannog area.Wait... What?White killer rabbits were introduced down under to get rid of unyips and droppin' bears.Darn.Weyland-Yutani may have the solution.
(DIR) Post #B1r4zfKy8AACp4hXCC by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2026-01-01T22:40:38Z
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@futurebird Cat.
(DIR) Post #B1r5FujEfoutBwndKK by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2026-01-01T22:43:39Z
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@futurebird To eat or be eaten, the way of mother Nature.There's good eating in a cat, mainly your own New Year diner.
(DIR) Post #B1vH1tQqfocfCN7TZQ by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2026-01-03T23:14:27Z
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@Computer Records are not history.Hey! Squirrel!
(DIR) Post #B1zRUrO38HDdQZ6LFA by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2026-01-05T23:30:34Z
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@Computer Okay Friend Computer.It's my duty as troubleshooter to assure keeping everything fine and every citizen stand calm. Mission in progress.Will need reinforcements and ammo, by the way.
(DIR) Post #B21RepUq5D59pTGbBI by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2026-01-06T22:41:45Z
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@futurebird @catmisgivings "Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation!"Team Rocket."Aaaaaaaaaaargh"Team Rocket too.
(DIR) Post #B2GkioO8xP6m3F97lw by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2026-01-14T07:55:59Z
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@Computer @Memos_from_Lofwyr Alpha Complex has never been an option.Beta Complex, Sigma Complex and Omega Complex can send in the clones.#paranoia#games
(DIR) Post #B2K8xmFGBlHm7cXWlc by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2026-01-15T23:11:51Z
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@Computer Troubleshooters!Keep your lasgun at hand!To ward off a shortage of laser batteries, make a map of the nearests wall plugs and prepare a stock of electric cable extensions!Computer is your friend. Are you friend with Computer?
(DIR) Post #B2R33RQOzgR9P7L4V6 by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2026-01-19T01:25:24Z
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@futurebird Braiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnsss!