Posts by Garrison@octodon.social
(DIR) Post #A3U22PwgbW0eWmm2pU by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-22T03:35:57Z
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When you put a saltine in a bank vault, that's a safe cracker
(DIR) Post #A3U2AZWcs3ouYUTNSa by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-22T03:43:43Z
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@siina i don't know why you put up with me tbh
(DIR) Post #A3UWFXk3vShb662naq by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-22T05:16:09Z
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you heard much about donald trump's thoughts since he was banned from social media?no?that's because deplatforming works.
(DIR) Post #A3V2n3mt00sCZfOIHg by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-22T15:25:13Z
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LAN stands for "local area noobs"
(DIR) Post #A3V2u2O2bbHSG064Aq by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-22T15:24:41Z
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i'm thirsty.if my arm were three times longer, i could reach the minifridge from my desk and get a nice bottle of water.or i could just get up i guess.
(DIR) Post #A3V7dEeCGdFl89Se5w by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-22T15:06:46Z
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@MmeLibertine what do i have in my pockets?
(DIR) Post #A3V7dFL5h9Z3HBWtxA by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-22T16:18:16Z
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@MmeLibertine hmm... nope, appears to be nothing
(DIR) Post #A3V7dG0vBd1bMv6J9c by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-22T16:20:21Z
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@MmeLibertine it was! you unfortunately didn't know that lint really annoys me for some reason, so the first thing i do when i put on pants is remove any lint XD
(DIR) Post #A3VAniRIejGgHr7MHI by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-22T16:45:36Z
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i'm back on my bullshit(that photo is from south texas near the mexican border)
(DIR) Post #A3VAnioLH3hRRJtlC4 by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-22T16:46:32Z
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basically i want my epitaph to read "here lies john garrison, he hated palm trees so much"
(DIR) Post #A3XbyNnFEjhkMo3V9E by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-23T20:41:14Z
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"White westerners . . . often caused trouble."now there's an understatement
(DIR) Post #A3XcOhc0AqPvMXLZCa by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-23T21:13:37Z
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@cantinto it's from this youtube video about the rajneesh movement i was listening to. the narrator says it in reference to the cult's original commune in india about when white foreigners outnumbered native members by about 10 to 1.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmuCMD0uEfY
(DIR) Post #A3XctNXUqyws5LrpFA by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-23T21:20:24Z
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@cantinto absolutely no one: rajneesh: i have 93 rolls-royces
(DIR) Post #A3YrAyHp4gW5UgmLXE by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-24T11:31:31Z
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anyway, good morning
(DIR) Post #A3cJLqSHuZOma9Wj9E by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-26T02:57:06Z
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everyone thought that yoda was a great jedi leaderbut, in realityhe was just a puppet
(DIR) Post #A3f79o1gV7OBb7SKbA by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-27T12:01:24Z
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@cantinto
(DIR) Post #A3f7RhNJy4e2BN6ln6 by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-27T12:03:49Z
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@cantinto i'm judging you for not liking musicals via a screenshot from a musical tv show that i like (even though i really shouldn't like it, so i'm also betraying my poor taste)
(DIR) Post #A3f8sKiaPjghgaJqKm by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-27T12:17:52Z
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the stonk market has fully recovered from the dive in march, which i feel can't possibly be right.my ex-employer's stock price has itself fully recovered, even though their industry is in the toilet. they've also been selling off subsidiaries, closing offices, and doing layoffs (thus why i don't work there anymore) to shore up cash.absent stock buybacks (which they have not done), there is zero fucking chance that their stock is actually worth what it's currently trading for.this whole situation concerns me, as i think it's entirely possible that the market recovery is largely a bubble built on false confidence over our covid policy effectiveness, and who knows when it might burst.
(DIR) Post #A3f8sMEsl97EP2R9JQ by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-27T12:18:50Z
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in other words
(DIR) Post #A3hJwcmGhPkifND4vw by Garrison@octodon.social
2021-01-27T21:12:44Z
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I am moving to a new account at @johnfeel free to follow me there