Posts by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
(DIR) Post #AT39W47r2oSLeKJEWW by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-02-25T20:59:38Z
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TV drug commercials are all “Ask your doctor if DidYouSeeTheListOfSideEffectsHolyShitThisIsGonnaKillMe is right for you.”
(DIR) Post #ATeh2hSOPhWQa7tndI by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-03-15T21:32:11Z
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How my day has been:
(DIR) Post #AVJj4xb9zFCQnPNk0G by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-05-04T16:42:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was there. You didn’t miss much.
(DIR) Post #AVTY8hjSFOO5OgjV8S by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-05-09T10:26:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts “Tactical Sombrero” is now my safe word.
(DIR) Post #AWOT8Vn2cwhLjXZV1k by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-06-05T21:29:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Would now be an appropriate time to make a “The Boys From Brazil” reference?
(DIR) Post #AWcq4BVbRbtbnguuVU by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-06-12T19:52:24Z
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@SDF Actually, in the 80s all computers and peripherals were made out of Lego, explaining the blocky appearance.
(DIR) Post #AX20bnuyL38defF38i by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-06-24T23:06:55Z
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The Coup Is Over, but Putin Is in Trouble - The Atlantic https://apple.news/Ay1aLLVR0SzS5PmzeSFqC5g
(DIR) Post #AXKMC5VSVDXEZYP5Si by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-03T19:42:10Z
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My multimillion dollar mansion will have its own Krispy Kreme.
(DIR) Post #AYFrdA2759P38cNDWa by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-31T13:17:40Z
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The Earth’s rotation is gradually slowing, and in several billion more years, it will become tidally locked, with one side forever facing the Sun, much as the Moon does now.Naturally, this eternal day will fall on a Monday.
(DIR) Post #AYX6DPRAlQu7AWxVK4 by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-08T21:09:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts We’re going to need a bigger orca.
(DIR) Post #AZxmIgebdnUqocxh8S by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-20T15:51:05Z
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There are eight billion of you and only one of me, and I’m not liking those odds.
(DIR) Post #AaQvRiqdBiZkJbsBhg by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-04T16:53:17Z
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So, the Emergency Alert test is supposed to activate the coronavirus vaccine and turn us all into zombies.My question is: are brains keto?
(DIR) Post #AaXQhOPblDdf9Znp7w by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-07T20:42:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, but technically that could be true anywhere.
(DIR) Post #AanSpvUpGAKQk2Mrvk by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-10-15T13:47:07Z
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What if the real treasure was the Nazis we punched along the way?
(DIR) Post #AcMdtBGJ3yShqGpxcu by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-01T11:32:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s all merlot is good for anyway.
(DIR) Post #AcsCU1oGb3DjfgmMWe by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-16T16:40:22Z
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Once I was a happy little bit of nothing, just floating in the sea.Then Darwin had to fuck it all up with this evolution crap. Now I have to know which fork to use at dinner. This is bullshit.