Posts by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
(DIR) Post #AdRt3HnoPSQT7Nnbfs by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-01-02T18:23:16+00:00
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No pain, no gakcheugh *cough*
(DIR) Post #AdU9fCfluvAjnO3oNU by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-01-03T18:15:46+00:00
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"Walkies!""No, wait hoomie, I has a betta idea!"
(DIR) Post #AdXnlM86FThKVIg9pI by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-01-05T18:36:11+00:00
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A featherweight absolutely slamming a heavyweight. Impressive.
(DIR) Post #AdecW98JlXLWk72qP2 by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-01-08T22:25:49+00:00
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What he made is very useful in that environment. smh
(DIR) Post #Adg51WXLnDQuBDSpF2 by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-01-09T18:14:55+00:00
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That's an impressive level of dissociation. When it's your actual body I doubt it will be quite such so interesting and much more traumatising.
(DIR) Post #Adi3uGqLdupd4QFnHs by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-01-10T07:35:32+00:00
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What's the name of the truck manufacturer? That's a well-built rig. Even the side mirrors can withstand 300lbs of downward force.
(DIR) Post #Adi8HIvKTRSW01p320 by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-01-10T18:05:37+00:00
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I'm a God, not a doctor, Jim.
(DIR) Post #Ahi0ZKVtyxECqmFgsy by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-05-08T17:34:25+00:00
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My chickens always nip down to the shops and pick me up a quart of milk.They're not too difficult to train, chickens.
(DIR) Post #AiEIZdeQqRTwRCFxbs by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-05-23T17:08:28+00:00
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Same in the UK, usually.But at this point I wouldn't be surprised this was in the UK. I really don't have any faith anymore.
(DIR) Post #Ajc7JDJuk2BYow29po by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-07-03T17:11:00+00:00
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Welsh isn't a real language.
(DIR) Post #Ajt6geX8vqdXcB9Xjk by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-07-13T11:24:52+00:00
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Pancakes & Corn-Starch-Syrup: Peasant food.
(DIR) Post #Ak6MJJgtNmEdGLKkee by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-07-19T17:02:56+00:00
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Welsh cow:
(DIR) Post #AleNfDh17EfW9zYMAS by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-09-03T17:31:39+00:00
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Called Ohio, because everyone who ever visited said "Oh, hi! oh...".
(DIR) Post #AljxyViWtTVVhiYfBY by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-09-06T06:52:35+00:00
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Battery life: 30 seconds.Warrantee: NoneBlades: 34% chance to fall off...I wouldn't take anything China makes seriously.
(DIR) Post #AlqCaplhMCJ7Cby4qe by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-09-09T17:59:29+00:00
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If Steam falls, there will rise another.We all hunger for this, and we will hunt for our sustainence.
(DIR) Post #AmdiBPO3c9bd9W8JO4 by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-10-03T18:13:51+00:00
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Imagine a Frenchman to your right, a German to your left, forever. For. Ever.Now you understand the clinical insanity of the Dutch. The language reflecting that reality.
(DIR) Post #AppPFaj8AeMvchMxlo by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2024-06-22T11:04:00+00:00
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Malter & Scurry.
(DIR) Post #AsCFTz8vgeg2lmdbGa by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2025-03-18T22:45:56+00:00
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"Must've been a cold shower, eh Barry?"
(DIR) Post #AzDHb52oPfHqRIrj72 by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2025-10-14T21:57:33+00:00
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Due to cultural reasons, this microwave also heats bacon sandwiches. 🇬🇧
(DIR) Post #B1nzQN1DAH7SczvkZ6 by FortisConscius@www.minds.com
2025-12-30T22:01:56+00:00
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How it feels when your food delivery driver misses your house.