Posts by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
(DIR) Post #AUJvgUFDBYQ4LXJdR2 by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-04-04T01:37:53Z
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How to keep her interested in you:1. Give her lots of attention.2. No, not that much.
(DIR) Post #AUecOyMwVNtRmNFXHc by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-04-14T14:12:57Z
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Police: How are you feeling?Me: I'm fine.*polygraph explodes*
(DIR) Post #AUibjoHhX3IVIgjMGG by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-04-16T12:43:20Z
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My family and I spent quality time together without our phones this weekend.We won’t be making that mistake again.
(DIR) Post #AUmrxTycCzo2GnBV1E by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-04-18T15:18:42Z
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I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say “What the fuck is wrong with people?” every time I leave my house.
(DIR) Post #AUwTxk5dqRIqvQf42y by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-04-21T15:11:06Z
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Some people only come into your life for a brief moment in time and thank fuck for that.
(DIR) Post #AUysfcRQQiSXA3E1Pk by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-04-24T15:16:53Z
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The secret to a happy marriage isn’t separate bathrooms; it’s separate houses.
(DIR) Post #AUytKKGMvBKcefSpbE by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-04-24T15:28:25Z
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@LisaSpartan For me, it’s either that or divorce 😉
(DIR) Post #AVQiOtSKMGnNtNuXh2 by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-04-25T12:13:05Z
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I often think about how quickly I’d die if I was told to run for my life.
(DIR) Post #AVkz1IJaUZFuJHlFjc by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-05-17T15:33:12Z
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Mastodon: This server is having issues.Me: Same.
(DIR) Post #AVspkgEqgLRsBnYQvg by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-05-17T12:57:51Z
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Signs that she might be annoyed with you:• eye-rolling • the silent treatment• scorched earth
(DIR) Post #AVxG8UJg2CblbVfJxY by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-05-16T15:46:18Z
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Some people make you realise you have nothing to complain about.Stay away from them.
(DIR) Post #AVz1IxsnqrQBCcYLXU by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-05-24T14:02:56Z
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“I’ll think about it.”Translation: Not a fucking chance.
(DIR) Post #AW3MLWhwDiIlSUNDMG by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-05-26T15:09:44Z
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The worst thing about a toddler throwing a tantrum in public is when I join in.
(DIR) Post #AWWKtVClH9P7Cqc5fk by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-06-09T15:54:39Z
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I came into this world screaming and I still haven’t stopped.
(DIR) Post #AWWQ6oIA7Z71wIIwXA by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-06-09T16:41:58Z
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I’ve just been introduced to the word “fuckwangle” so good luck to the next person who starts a conversation with me.
(DIR) Post #AWWSFFaqhNtOq1CJ8K by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-06-09T17:57:10Z
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@khoji You’re welcome! 😁
(DIR) Post #AWafmk5oOpyl1TovLc by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-06-11T15:42:03Z
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My neighbour’s wind chimes sound so much more relaxing now that I’ve set fire to them.
(DIR) Post #AXxdDu0n4YGtaLf9RA by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-07-22T14:24:47Z
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Every time I'm on a train I fantasise that James Bond is on the roof and he's coming to kill the bastard sat near me who can't stop coughing.
(DIR) Post #AYTC0YNi1MUGEjkgym by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-08-05T14:21:57Z
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I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death.
(DIR) Post #AYxhn0SiYFKngnapoe by Fickle_Filly@universeodon.com
2023-08-21T15:47:29Z
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Autocorrect changed 'lover' to 'liver' and that's ok because I need one of those too.