Posts by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
(DIR) Post #AJsQIImt3Er0WA3dUO by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-05-27T12:01:44.811519Z
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I bought a pizza as a treat, and It's really dry and overcooked :(
(DIR) Post #AJsioFE1d5iduY8GwK by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-05-27T15:29:12.605897Z
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@mushroom_soup Imagine not accepting free cookies.
(DIR) Post #AJvGqyEwURM96sjZGS by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-05-28T21:00:05.766278Z
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The master of disguise is better than Morbius.
(DIR) Post #AJvHzUL97u5IwBGFv6 by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-05-28T21:12:50.430270Z
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@Terry But He's given a bunch.
(DIR) Post #AK3ZUcbJiR2w1Jw4PY by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-06-01T21:06:38.576439Z
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@Eiregoat @BigTLarrity The trans community make up 41% of all ammunition sales.
(DIR) Post #AKKHdenq38mXmuIW9Y by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-06-09T22:36:40.468089Z
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(DIR) Post #AKMoqudy9PCLU9Wtns by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-06-11T03:58:15.703226Z
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(DIR) Post #AKMpoIlk63CDOVU66q by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-06-11T04:08:59.693277Z
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(DIR) Post #AKMpoxkPjtUkUGB7EO by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-06-11T04:09:06.860538Z
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(DIR) Post #AKMppk9vkKQUdIUAfQ by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-06-11T04:09:15.326219Z
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(DIR) Post #ALYwyeJL8JnDV2Vl0y by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-07-16T22:17:56.218397Z
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Tomar inherits a room filled with gold coins. He is tempted to use it all, but the wise thing is to give some of it away. If he gives money to people who deserve it then they will be grateful and repay him in kind. But if he gives money to people who do not deserve it, then they may harm him or take it.Tomar decides not to give it away, and instead his dives into the coins with glee.As Tomar sleeps that night, his dreams are troubled by visions of coins flying about the room. The next morning he wakes up with coin in places where there should be none. Coins are stuck in his ears, down his throat and on his backside.Tomar cums hard from the coins stuck inside him. When he has finished, all the coins fall out of him and land on the floor, where they roll around aimlessly until they get stuck under a bed.The woman who lives in the room above Tomar's says: 'I am so glad you have moved out.'Tomar tells her to kill herself, then rings Hillary Clinton to ask her to assassinate the woman. She does not know how to do this, so she asks some of her friends for help. They tell her it is impossible because the woman has been dead for years, but Tomar thinks he can trick them into thinking that she is still alive.Tomar decides to kill them all with his epic poison tipped machete.A group of men, led by an evil witch doctor, arrive at Tomar's home and demand to see the body of the woman.'She is alive!' shouts Tomar.The men are shocked and confused and quickly leave.However Tomar had already called an airstrike to kill them all anyway, because he doesn't like the look of any of them.Hillary Clinton comes to Tomar's house and tries to kill the woman, but she cannot find her.This makes Tomar very angry indeed, because he knows that if he kills Hillary Clinton then it would make him Donald Trump 2, but Tomar was an avid fan of Elizabeth Warren. This means that he hates both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.He decides to kill Hillary Clinton, so he goes to her hotel suite and forces his way in. Once inside, Tomar finds himself face to face with Hillary Clinton.Tomar points his rusty shotgun at Hillary Clinton and says "I came, I saw, you died". Then proceeds to blow her head off. However Tomar did not realise that Hillary Clinton was wearing a bullet proof vest underneath her suit, so the shot bounces off her chest.Donald Trump arrives in the room moments later and sees what has happened.Donald Trump starts jumping and clapping, screaming "Lock her up!"To the horror of everyone present, Tomar shoots Donald Trump in the balls.Donald Trump falls to the ground in agony.Tomar then goes to the window and throws Hillary Clinton out of the building.She lands on her neck, paralyzing her.When Tomar turns around to check if she is dead, he finds that Donald Trump has grown a second set of arms and legs.Trump grabs Tomar by the throat and starts choking him. Tomar pulls out a Tomar Emerald and uses chaos control, becoming stronger than Donald Trump. Donald realises this and knows his only chance of winning is by fusing with Hillary Clinton. He says:"Hillary, let me inside."She agrees to this, and the two merge together.They now have three sets of arms and four sets of legs, which are equally strong and fast. Their hair turns golden, and stands upright. Tomar hovers over to them, the power of the Tomar Emerald flowing through him. Tomar says "I'm going to kill you both", and then he fires a Tomar Emerald at them.Both Hillary and Donald are killed instantly.Then the universe implodes.⁂The Evils Of The Western WorldThe western world is a terrible place full of
(DIR) Post #AMJw9jW0lRAJSxYy4u by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-08-08T14:20:10.006193Z
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@D00B @Crankenstein Black trans life's matter 🤣
(DIR) Post #AMTcTOU4c1RYWnLyNM by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-08-13T06:26:43.960681Z
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@coolboymew Morbius car.
(DIR) Post #AMbKVRTmV6by9iQPcO by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-08-16T23:43:06.177759Z
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@Wormwood feet
(DIR) Post #AMcNWkgX4eNb1zfJVA by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-08-17T11:51:39.962278Z
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@MartinJJ Now It's the Dodge 12hr Charger
(DIR) Post #AMfC5qMetDa58dnTE0 by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-08-18T20:27:40.899963Z
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@smugumin Just removed all of my mods, keeping my profile up with a message so people know why.
(DIR) Post #AMpM0Rzz8Sa1Yvuk64 by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-08-23T18:05:52.221959Z
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@Cleisthenes Gardeners discovering hills.
(DIR) Post #AN9fSILwMNo7LX8u0m by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-09-02T13:18:01.450660Z
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@raphiel_shiraha_ainsworth @matrix i
(DIR) Post #AN9fdRRUuBpgis3b6m by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2022-09-02T13:20:02.319157Z
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@matrix My son fucks your son.
(DIR) Post #AaeSVDwKE9lxWDPs7k by EssbarRoot@freespeechextremist.com
2023-10-11T06:06:15.293512Z
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