Posts by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
(DIR) Post #ARxY7nAEc2U33evFVg by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-01-24T06:18:13Z
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The year is 2030. Bitcoin goes to zero. USD goes Zimbab-way and chicken eggs have become the predominant marker of value and the world currency. They're really inconvenient.
(DIR) Post #ASAwxnct3yCRVL8RyS by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-01-30T08:29:27Z
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It’s 2am, this is when the weird posts come out. One can only assume you could create infinite tacos so long as you kept supplying tortillas.
(DIR) Post #ASPxB20IpWNYFDeVO4 by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-02T06:18:30Z
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Comic credit: falseknees.com
(DIR) Post #AST1lS4INoMsnW1PU0 by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-08T10:42:25Z
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I think the President has been watching Key and Peele. https://youtu.be/B46km4V0CMY
(DIR) Post #ASWAg2gsn6uLhiRhlg by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-09T23:05:20Z
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(DIR) Post #ASWB6d2UGrOzxxEEF6 by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-09T23:16:47Z
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@Flatulenator bless your heart
(DIR) Post #ASewtWIcV2fiUV9z2e by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-14T04:31:55Z
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All these celebrities wearing those giant shoes. Sora from Kingdom Hearts did it first.
(DIR) Post #ASf4j2cGnyTJATrisK by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-13T23:49:53Z
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I’m officially part of the air fryer cult
(DIR) Post #ASf4pPxWvhBDInqmLw by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-14T04:34:55Z
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@mattmaison adding a strong fan to a heating element makes things more crispy than using an oven. I’ve never liked homemade fries or onion rings until using this.
(DIR) Post #ASf6wL3BmJga0tvPay by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-14T06:13:38Z
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I appreciate you. You’re always there when I need you,You feed me, when I am hungry,You’re so cool, like Clarence Worley, yetYou’re smoking hot when I turn you on,Your gray exoskeleton smooth to the touch. I am your biggest fan, andYou’re literally a fan with a metal basket,Divine and holey. You’re an air fryer. I love you, air fryer. Happy Valentine’s Day to the air fryer.
(DIR) Post #AT58FqAvQtmW6yMgOu by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-21T03:21:59Z
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"You want anything from Stickdonalds?""No, I'm not hungry""Are you sure??""Yeah"When I get home with Stickdonalds:
(DIR) Post #ATDyRpnbvB5AOjEiKO by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-01T09:42:26Z
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I don’t feel so picky now that I’ve seen apes picking off those banana strings, too.
(DIR) Post #ATFmXxvtmbhmEBBqGu by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-11T03:51:17Z
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@jonashello February is an awkward spelling even for completely native English speakers due to the first silent R. The comic sort of exaggerates that. I can’t think of any word other spelled similarly.
(DIR) Post #ATJ3Aa8MNljAS1KlcW by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-05T13:03:32Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
Out at my parents house in the country where you can see the stars.
(DIR) Post #ATXHgh2yUs6HrLezDs by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-09T20:17:38Z
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One of the first memes I ever downloaded to my 20 gb hard drive.
(DIR) Post #ATupaARhYwQmCwP76O by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-03-23T18:35:12Z
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(DIR) Post #AU9LGniv0n5BdbTxsu by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-02-09T22:02:45Z
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Probably my favorite Bible passage
(DIR) Post #AV5wkKHR8iPUCrlxeC by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-28T00:33:38Z
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I’m trying to build up brownie points with them just in case.
(DIR) Post #AVIGayfATLRTXHDAMy by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-05-03T23:47:37Z
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Sorry, it’s actually 127.0.0.1:80/index.html. It’s working now.
(DIR) Post #AWRupF3ZzsuYWbmq7k by EmmaKelley@mastodon.cloud
2023-04-21T02:57:37Z
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As an AI language model… I’m afraid I can’t do that.